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Thu, May 17, 2012:
The Artistic Renderings Of The Face In The Hat
Wed, May 16, 2012:
Making It Work With A Believing Spouse -- Part Of My Personal Recovery From Mormonism
Adultery? Yes. Fanny Alger Age 16 Is Joseph's First Known Plural Wife
Tue, May 15, 2012:
The Painful Irony Of Mother's Day
The Doctrine Of Eternal Family Is A Powerful Tool Of Manipulation
What It Was Like To Be A Single, Childless Mormon Woman On Mother's Day
A "Cup Of Tea" From My First-Grader For Mother's Day (1999 Vs. 2012)
The False Stories We Buy Into As TBMs
Mon, May 14, 2012:
"Tonal" Problems From Ryan Parr's Review Of Losing A Lost Tribe In The FARMs Review
FAIR's Inability To Understand Their Tone Issues
Moromons And Love Bombs
Nauvoo Temple: Wild And Crazy Place
Getting Totally Screwed And Fired By A Corrupt BYU
Thu, May 10, 2012:
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: M (part 2)
Apologist Bill Hamblin: John Dehlin Does Not Believe In God, Rejects Jesus And The Atonement, Believes Joseph Smith Was A Fraud - But He Isn't A Bad Person
Scholars Misbehaving: A Mormon Flavor
John Dehlin: Greg Smith, Dan Peterson, John Dehlin, And Lou Midgley - Re: Maxwell Institute Attack On Dehlin
Wed, May 9, 2012:
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: M (part 1)
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: L
The Mormon Mythological Makeover Of White Supremacist Murderer, Plunderer, Slave Trader, Imperialist Gold Seeker And Lost Traveler Christopher Columbus As An Inspired Man Of God
Pleased To Anounce - Grant Palmer Speaking At Exmormon Foundation Conference, October 2012
More On The Missionary Numbers Game
Mormons Posthumously Baptize Dutch Royals
Why I Use The Term: Tribe As The Best Way To Understand Mormonism. What That Means, And Why It's Hard To Leave.
Tue, May 8, 2012:
Does FAIR Or The LDS Church Meet This Test Of Honesty?
New From Orson Scott Card - How To Lose Fans And Sales
Oliver Cowdery As Sole Author Of The Book Of Mormon
Mon, May 7, 2012:
Allen Wyatt, Mike Parker & Fair: A Growing Fear Of Dehlin?
FAIR = Fabricating And Inventing Reality
Fri, May 4, 2012:
Oaks Tells BYU Graduates: "You Have A Mark Upon You."
Boxing People In And "Always Be Closing"
Tue, May 1, 2012:
FAIR: Brigham Young University Was Not In Any Direct Way Endorsing The Procedures Used Re Electroshock Therapy
FAIR Says It Never Happened - Electroshock Therapy
Mon, Apr 30, 2012:
Meldrum's mtDNA X Lineage Claims Vapourized
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: K
Mormonism And Obedience
FAIR Trying To Silence The Critics On The Web - Deseret News
Fri, Apr 27, 2012:
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: H
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: I
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: J
Being An Ex-Mormon Has Made Me A Better Husband And Father
Thu, Apr 26, 2012:
My Daughter Is Getting Married This Weekend
Adventures In Cyber-Stalking: FAIR Wiki's Smear Of Dehlin
Seven Deadly Heresies Speech Is Now Doctrine
Wed, Apr 25, 2012:
Rolly: LDS Leader Used Church Email To Solicit Funds For Romney
Google Apostasy Spreads To United States?
Mon, Apr 23, 2012:
A Titanic Piece Of Crap In LDS Living Magazine
Bad News -- The New Hymn Book Has Been Delayed. Good News...
Born Evil
Aaronic Priesthood Manual For 2012 - "When The Prophet Speaks ... The Debate Is Over."
The Future Of Church History (in 1972)
Fri, Apr 20, 2012:
Packer On Being Born Gay
Conference Center Suffers From Self-Abuse Problem
Ah-Ha! Maybe This Is Why New Converts Disappear
I Hated "Getting My Endowment"
The Naked Touchings In The Temple
Thu, Apr 19, 2012:
Jane Manning James, Being Black, Could Not Be Sealed To Her Own Family - Was Sealed To Joseph Smith As A Servant
Where Did Joseph Smith Get A Gun At Carthage Jail?
Fri, Apr 27, 2012:
Concise Dictionary of Mormonism: G
Thu, Apr 19, 2012:
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: F
Wed, Apr 18, 2012:
Since Hinckley's Death From Cancer Has Been Mentioned On This Board, A Repost Of The Rather Perplexing Public Reports Of His Passing Vs. Some Other Below-The-Radar Info
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: E
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: D

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⇒  GUNNISON MASSACRE (1 articles)
⇒  H. DAVID BURTON (2 articles)
⇒  HAROLD B. LEE (1 articles)
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⇒  JOSEPH SMITH - PROPHECY (8 articles)
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⇒  KERRY SHIRTS (6 articles)
⇒  KINDERHOOK PLATES (6 articles)
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⇒  KIRTLAND EGYPTIAN PAPERS (17 articles)
⇒  L. TOM PERRY (4 articles)
⇒  LAMANITE PLACEMENT PROGRAM (3 articles)
⇒  LAMANITES - SECTION 1 (34 articles)
⇒  LDS CHURCH - SECTION 1 (17 articles)
⇒  LDS CHURCH OFFICE BUILDING (10 articles)
⇒  LDS SOCIAL SERVICES (4 articles)
⇒  LGBT - AND MORMONISM - SECTION 1 (31 articles)
⇒  LYNN A. MICKELSEN (2 articles)
⇒  LYNN G. ROBBINS (1 articles)
⇒  M. RUSSELL BALLARD (11 articles)
⇒  MARK E. PETERSON (6 articles)
⇒  MARK HOFFMAN (13 articles)
⇒  MARLIN JENSEN (3 articles)
⇒  MARRIOTT (2 articles)
⇒  MARTIN HARRIS (4 articles)
⇒  MASONS (16 articles)
⇒  MELCHIZEDEK/AARONIC PRIESTHOOD (8 articles)
⇒  MERRILL J. BATEMAN (2 articles)
⇒  MICHAEL R. ASH - SECTION 1 (15 articles)
⇒  MICHAEL R. ASH - SECTION 2 (7 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 1 (26 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 2 (24 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 3 (25 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 4 (24 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 5 (25 articles)
⇒  MISSIONARIES - SECTION 6 (10 articles)
⇒  MITT ROMNEY - SECTION 1 (24 articles)
⇒  MITT ROMNEY - SECTION 2 (21 articles)
⇒  MITT ROMNEY - SECTION 3 (15 articles)
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⇒  MORMON CELEBRITIES (14 articles)
⇒  MORMON CHURCH HISTORY (8 articles)
⇒  MORMON CHURCH PR (13 articles)
⇒  MORMON CLASSES (1 articles)
⇒  MORMON DOCTRINE (31 articles)
⇒  MORMON FUNERALS (12 articles)
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⇒  MORMON HANDCARTS (8 articles)
⇒  MORMON MARRIAGE EXCLUSIONS (1 articles)
⇒  MORMON MEMBERSHIP (29 articles)
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⇒  MORMON MONEY - SECTION 2 (18 articles)
⇒  MORMON POLITICAL ISSUES (5 articles)
⇒  MORMON RACISM (18 articles)
⇒  MORMON TEMPLE CHANGES (15 articles)
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⇒  NATALIE R. COLLINS (11 articles)
⇒  NAUVOO (3 articles)
⇒  NAUVOO EXPOSITOR (1 articles)
⇒  NEAL A. MAXWELL - SECTION 1 (1 articles)
⇒  NEIL L. ANDERSEN - SECTION 1 (2 articles)
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⇒  PARLEY P. PRATT (11 articles)
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⇒  POLYGAMY - SECTION 1 (26 articles)
⇒  POLYGAMY - SECTION 2 (24 articles)
⇒  POLYGAMY - SECTION 3 (14 articles)
⇒  PRIESTHOOD BLESSINGS (1 articles)
⇒  PRIMARY (1 articles)
⇒  PROCLAMATIONS (1 articles)
⇒  PROPOSITION 8 (17 articles)
⇒  PROPOSITION 8 COMMENTS (9 articles)
⇒  QUENTIN L. COOK (5 articles)
⇒  RELIEF SOCIETY (15 articles)
⇒  RESIGNATION PROCESS (24 articles)
⇒  RICHARD G. HINCKLEY (2 articles)
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⇒  ROBERT D. HALES (5 articles)
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⇒  SPENCER W. KIMBALL (10 articles)
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⇒  STEVE BENSON - SECTION 6 (26 articles)
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⇒  SURVEILLANCE (SCMC) (11 articles)
⇒  TAD R. CALLISTER (1 articles)
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⇒  TEMPLES - NAMES (1 articles)
⇒  THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE (1 articles)
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⇒  TIME (4 articles)
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⇒  TITHING - SECTION 2 (22 articles)
⇒  UNNANOUNCED, UNINVITED AND UNWELCOME (29 articles)
⇒  UTAH LIGHTHOUSE MINISTRY (3 articles)
⇒  VAN HALE (16 articles)
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Thursday, May 17, 2012, at 11:28 AM
The Artistic Renderings Of The Face In The Hat
Original Author(s): Aristotle Smith
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
One of the common complaints that critics of the church make is that all artistic renderings of the translation of the Book of Mormon are completely wrong. They always show Joseph poring over gold plates or using the Urim and Thummim, or deep in thought, or something that accords with common Mormon misunderstandings of how the translation happened. They never show it how it happened, with Joseph sticking his head in a hat.

LDS apologists have generally retorted that it's artistic license or the artists don't know what is going on. I mean the artists just paint the stuff and the GAs believe in the freedom and integrity of the artist and his/her product so they wouldn't dare tell the artists to go back to their studios and get the paintings correct. Above all they always emphasize that art isn't doctrine and that only bozos get their doctrine from art.

Up until now I have sided with the apologists, but I am now switching sides to the critics on this one. Why? Because of this art work put in the December 2011 issue of the Ensign. Please take a minute to compare the original art work on the left and the Enisgn's version of the art work on the right at this web page:

http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/20...

Basically, someone at the COB decided to edit Carl Bloch's "The Resurrection" to make it more in harmony with LDS beliefs. Specifically, the angels in the Ensign version lack wings and are dressed more modestly.

If the LDS church can censor and edit a great painting to accord more with Mormon doctrine, then they sure as hell can tell their in house and contract artists to get the translation renditions correct. From this we can conclude that the COB doesn't give a care about artistic integrity. And they sure are worried that people are getting their doctrine from art work. Since this is the case, the COB has no excuse to continue publishing the misleading pictures of the Book of Mormon translation. They either need to commission new works of art to reflect reality or it's time to edit in Joseph's face in a hat in all of the existing LDS artwork depicting the translation process.

ETA: I found the pdf of the original Ensign article to see for yourself, it's on page 54:

http://media.ldscdn.org/pdf/lds-magaz...
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012, at 07:23 AM
Making It Work With A Believing Spouse -- Part Of My Personal Recovery From Mormonism
Original Author(s): SusieQ#1
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
Our situations, ages, home environment, etc. are very different.

This is how I do it - now!

That has been my situation for several years now.

I found I needed to accept that we both have rights. And learn to make peace with that.

There is a right that we often forget. :-)

The right to believe in Mormonism. That comes into play when one partner changes their mind about the LDS Church.

I was a Mormon for over three decades, certainly, if anyone understood that I would! As a young adult convert, it was my "adopted tribe" ! I adjusted to the culture shock ! It wasn't easy, but I made it work. Besides, I am a bulldog - I have a tenacious personality, I will do the work to find a way for the best outcome!

Just because I changed my mind, that is no guarantee my spouse will. And why would he? Initially, I had the expectation that if I changed my mind, everyone else would. Ahh...not so fast, it does not work that way.

I am 100% certain that there is no way my believing hubby of over seven decades will change his mind about his beliefs in Mormonism. I used to think it was just a matter of some information, or hey, look what I found, but I did not take into consideration the immense power of the spiritual witness and the power of the belief by faith. That is part of human beings that is ancient and no different today, in my view.

Well. What to do? Hmmm..... I needed to set some priorities and make a decision that would have the best possible outcome and pay attention to some basic facts of life. 1. Nobody can change anybody else.. I had to sit with that for a long time to finally "get it." I had to do the work to let go of the emotional attachment to the expectation that I had the power to change another person. That was a biggie!

Then I needed to ask myself: Can I make peace with that? Can I let it go? Can I leave it alone and not make it an issue?

Then I learned something that took me a lot of years to finally "get" -- it's only an issue if I make it one! Ahh... I had options -- and lots of them.

Maybe, sometimes, people just give in. They can't out-talk or out-fight their partner, they are worn down, so they acquiesce and go along to get along! But did I want that? Clearly -- no.

Maybe, just maybe, the marriage and that investment of love, time, family, financial, emotional issues is much, much, much more important that a difference of opinion about some beliefs ! Could I make peace with that? You bet I could! I have over 47 years invested in this marriage. I am going to preserve it.

I realized early on that I needed to give myself permission to do the work to find my own path to inner happiness and peace. That meant that I needed to find a way to make peace with my life. .All of it.

That include making peace with my life as a Mormon and making peace with my life as a former Mormon.

It required that I do the work .I was the one to change my attitude and change my focus. Just thinking about it was overwhelming. So, I had to practice some skills. They were new ones. I did some study, research, read a bunch of books, took classes and found out what I needed to do.

My conclusions: Some things are just not worth fighting or arguing about for or against. We can't all be the same. We can't all believe the same things.

What did I want for myself and my family: I wanted everything that was within my power.

I am not going to give up anything; not one iota of my investment in my family, home, marriage because I changed my mind about my beliefs in Mormonism. We are people first. Beliefs second. Once I set that priority and kept it firmly planted in my mind, life started to flow peacefully. It was like opening up a damn that I had constructed within myself. When I let go, things began to flow much more smoothly.

The result: we have a peaceful co-existence built on love and respect; he is a believer and I am not. He has his beliefs, and I have mine. Do they agree all the time. Absolutely not. Why would we? Is it OK to argue, and make a fuss? Sure it is. We can do that. We can be passionate about our differences and always respect each other. We have agreed to disagree. And, why not? It's OK. We can do that, no matter what the issue is.

I hope to get to 50 plus years of marriage and not let something as insignificant as a difference of opinion about religiously based claims and belief by faith divide us or our family! Do we have to work on it? Of course we do!

So.... life goes on and on and on. We make the best with what we have. The older we get, the more changes and health issues we face, the more we face just how short life is.. It's a struggle, but it's always worth it We play the cards we are dealt. I chose well. My spouse is a good man. And, I am told, those are hard to find! :-)

It is not always easy, or smooth sailing, but with a little effort and an attitude of gratitude it is so much easier! Resentments and anger melt away in the face of a positive attitude and laughter. Wow. How did I miss that?

There was no room for negative self talk either. I knew I was OK. I knew I could do anything I set my mind to. I have to slap myself around some times and knock some sense into my head...again, and again....and admit my errors, take responsibility, make amends, and start over, dozens of times, but the more I stay on course, stay focused on what I really wanted for myself and my family, the easier it becomes.

Appreciation is an amazing power supply. It's like magic. Practically nobody can resist it! :-) It's surprising how far a simple compliment will go! A -- thank you! Just walk down the street or drive your car with a smile on your face ! Say something to get a laugh from someone. They won't forget you. It will break down barriers and open doors.

I have a "fix it" personality which I have learned is not always needed! ;-)

My conclusion: life is best lived with a sense of humor. A lot of laughter every day.

With what years I have left, I have given myself permission to get to the laughter, find the fun and enjoy it. A smile and laughter is contagious! Practically nobody can resist that either!

Difference of opinions, in the long run of a very long life with good people are really not that important! ahh... what a relief to know it's OK to let go, let it be and just ....enjoy!

[These are my observations and conclusions. They are subject to change as I receive "further light and knowledge"!-]
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012, at 11:09 AM
Adultery? Yes. Fanny Alger Age 16 Is Joseph's First Known Plural Wife
Original Author(s): Whitmer College
JOSEPH SMITH - POLYGAMY - SECTION 2   -Guid-
After it was discovered that Joseph had an affair with his 16 year old housemaide, members of the church wanted to replace Joseph Smith with David Whitmer as leader of the church.

Fanny Alger is Joseph's first known plural wife, whom he came to know in Kirtland during early 1833 when she, at the age of 16, stayed at his home as a housemaid. Described as "a varry nice & Comly young woman," according to Benjamin Johnson, Fanny lived with the Smith family from 1833 to 1836. Martin Harris, one of the Three Witnesses to the Book of Mormon, recalled that the prophet's "servant girl" claimed he had made "improper proposals to her, which created quite a talk amongst the people." Mormon Fanny Brewer similarly reported "much excitement against the Prophet[involving] an unlawful intercourse between himself and a young orphan girl residing in his family and under his protection." Former Mormon apostle William McLellin later wrote that Emma Smith substantiated the Smith-Alger affair. According to McLellin, Emma was searching for her husband and Alger one evening when through a crack in the barn door she saw "him and Fanny in the barn together alone" on the hay mow. McLellin, in a letter to one of Smith's sons, added that the ensuing confrontation between Emma and her husband grew so heated that Rigdon, Frederick G. Williams, and Oliver Cowdery had to mediate the situation. After Emma related what she had witnessed, Smith, according to McLellin, "confessed humbly, and begged forgiveness. Emma and all forgave him." While Oliver Cowdery may have forgiven his cousin Joseph Smith, he did not forget the incident. Three years later, when provoked by the prophet, Cowdery countered by calling the Fanny Alger episode "a dirty, nasty, filthy affair." Chauncey Webb recounts Emmas later discovery of the relationship: Emma was furious, and drove the girl, who was unable to conceal the consequences of her celestial relation with the prophet, out of her house. At least one account indicates that Fanny became pregnant. Chauncy G. Webb, Smith's grammar teacher, later reported that when the pregnancy became evident, Emma Smith drove Fanny from her home (Wyl 1886, 57). Webb's daughter, Ann Eliza Webb Young, a divorced wife of Brigham Young, remembered that Fanny was taken into the Webb home on a temporary basis (Young 1876, 66-67). Fanny stayed with relatives in nearby Mayfield until about the time Joseph fled Kirtland for Missouri. Fanny left Kirtland in September 1836 with her family. Though she married non-Mormon Solomon Custer on 16 November 1836 and was living in Dublin City, Indiana, far from Kirtland, her name still raised eyebrows. Fanny Brewer, a Mormon visitor to Kirtland in 1837, observed "much excitement against the Prophet [involving] an unlawful intercourse between himself and a young orphan girl residing in his family and under his protection"

-- Sep 24, 1834 -- Article on Marriage read at General Assembly stating that "...one man should have one wife, except for death."

-- Aug 17, 1835 -- Oliver Cowdery and Sidney Rigdon presented a revised set of "inspired documents" before a special Conference of the Church, which approved the collection for printing. Section 101, placed almost at the end of the book, gave instructions on purely monogamous marriage. The text stated that the "Church of Christ has been reproached with the crime of fornication, and polygamy..." Joseph Smith was out of town when the Conference accepted the collection as being the Doctrine and Covenants of the Church. As no known allegations of Mormon polygamy had been published at this time, it appears that the "reproach" came from within the Church itself.

-- Oct 17, 1835 -- Joseph Smith's journal entry states: "Called my family together arranged my domestick concerns and dismissed my boarders." This may refer to his first plural wife, sixteen-year-old Fanny Alger, with whom his relationship has been causing rumors and dissension among Joseph's inner circle, leaving his home to live apart from him.

-- Nov 24, 1835 -- While illegally performing a marriage for Newel Knight and Lydia Goldthwaite (still legally married to another man), Smith publicly announces his view of theocratic ethics: "I have done it by the authority of the holy Priesthood and the Gentile law has no power to call me to an account for it."

-- late Aug 1836 -- In Joseph Smith's absence some members call for David Whitmer to assume leadership of the Church. A similar situation happened during Smith's trip to Canada in July of 1837. Accounts of these two events are difficult to sort one from another. The earlier attempt to unseat Smith may possibly have been related to his affair with Miss Fanny Alger.

-- late Aug 1836 -- Joseph Smith asked Levi Hancock to take Fanny Alger to Missouri. She and her family left the following month, and after a lengthy stop-over in Indiana (for unclear reasons, perhaps her pregnancy), reached Missouri a year later.

-- Nov 16, 1836 -- Fanny Alger (Smith) marries Solomon Custer in Wayne county, Indiana.

-- Apr 28, 1837 -- The presidents of seventies meet and declare for publication that "we will have no fellowship whatever with any Elder belonging to the quorum of the Seventies who is guilty of polygamy or any offense of the kind."

-- Aug. 1837 -- David W Patten: Joseph Smith Jr. "slapped him in the face & kicked him out of the yard" Aug. 1837 when David W Patten asked if Fanny Alger was Joseph Smith Jr. 's plural wife

-- early Nov 1837 -- Oliver Cowdery confronted Joseph Smith over the matter of Smith's having carried on sexual relations with Miss Fanny Alger in Kirtland. Smith called in witnesses and shook hands with Cowdery, their both having agreed "to drop every past thing."

-- Nov 6, 1837 -- Oliver Cowdery: Allowed by leading quorums 6 Nov. 1837 to resolve difficulty with Joseph Smith Jr. over polygamy without involving the church council

-- Jan 13, 1838 -- Luke Johnson arrests Joseph Sr. for performing a marriage without proper authority but also helps him escape. Joseph Sr. hides at Oliver Snow's for two or three weeks.

-- (Sun) Jan 21, 1838 -- Oliver Cowdery confronts Smith with charge of adultery with Fanny Alger. (Perhaps by letter, as Smith had not yet arrived in Missouri)

-- Jan 21, 1838 -- Oliver Cowdery: "A dirty, nasty, filthy affair of his and Fanny Alger's was talked over in which I strictly declared that I had never deviated from the truth." Oliver's letterbook

-- 1838 July -- The Church's Elders' Journal said "... on account of the unfaithfulness of Oliver Cowdery ... and [his] opposition to our beloved brother Joseph Smith, jr ... [he has] been excluded from fellowship." It printed a statement from the husband of William Morgan's widow saying Cowdery discussed the "crime (adultery/polygamy) alledged against" Joseph Smith, Jr. in her house. It also said Mormons did not have more than one wife and that Joseph Smith was a money-digger. (Joseph Smith may have married Lucinda in June 1838, evidence for this is not solid)

Sources: Whitmercollege: http://www.whitmercollege.com/adulter...
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at 08:17 AM
The Painful Irony Of Mother's Day
Original Author(s): Ex-Lamanite
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
Within the LDS tradition, Mother's Day plays well into the whole "families are forever" theme, but for me, the irony was that Mother's Day eventually helped me to see the absurdity of Mormonism.

A lifetime ago, I was a young teenage convert who believed the Mormon message with all sincerity, but my parents remained unconverted. They respected my religious choices, but they themselves did not believe my new-found religion. Oh, I was a valiant little missionary who took every opportunity to preach the Gospel to my parents and to bear fervent testimony that our family could be eternal, if only they would accept the "truth." But sadly for me, my parents never joined the church. In fact, each of my parents told me in their own ways that they would never become Mormons, even if it were offered to them in the next life.

My parents' decision created a painful paradox. Every Sunday I sat in church and listened to the members, teachers, and priesthood leaders as they gushed on and on regarding the blessings of eternal family. Most of them came from multi-generational LDS families and would never know the pain of eternal separation from their loved ones, and more presently, they would never know that their words might create a miserable experience for the one lone boy in the congregation from the non-member family. But then again, most Mormons I knew cared precious little about the feelings of those who fall outside their narrow experience.

But I was still a young man, and I didn't see the church as the problem - I blamed myself. I thought perhaps that I had not been faithful enough, or that I had not prayed or fasted enough to be worthy of an eternal family. Even my patriarchal blessing said that if I was faithful, my parents would see my shining example and gain a testimony of the Gospel. When my parents remained steadfast in their denial of Mormonism, what other conclusion could I reach? In my young, I was the problem.

And this brings me back to Mother's Day.

Every Mother's Day, I sat alone at the back of the chapel and wept. While everyone else sang praises to their eternal families, I knew that I would be alone - I knew that my parents would never accept. The so-called blessings of the temple became a death sentence, an insurmountable wall that would one day separate me from everyone who ever mattered to me.

Eventually I went on a mission and married in the temple, still hoping that my faithfulness would convince my parents, but at some point, my eyes were opened and the absurdity of Mormonism became apparent. I realized that the whole "eternal family" doctrine was really a curse, not a blessing. It only works if EVERYONE agrees and submits to Mormon authority. But if one family member disagrees or "falls away," then even the faithful are punished and eternally separated from the ones they love. Suddenly I became deeply aware that I didn't want to inherit ANY kingdom, celestial or otherwise, where I would be forever deprived of my mother and father.

To borrow a Mormon phrase, the scales of darkness fell from my eyes, and suddenly I saw misery all around me within the Mormon Church. I saw faithful LDS mothers weeping when their daughters marry outside the temple. I saw parents in agony when a child chose to not serve a mission. I saw wives in misery when their husbands leave the church, and young people feeling isolated and alone when one parent doesn't believe. I saw gay and lesbian family members ostracized and shunned. I saw divorced women in terror that they would spend all eternity ALONE. The Gospel is supposed to mean "Good News," but instead I saw that the teachings of the church bring pain and unhappiness to anyone who falls outside the Mormon ideal.

Worse yet, I realized that my obsession with converting my parents actually prevented me from having a close relationship with them. The church prides itself with being the champions of the pro-family movement, but for so many of us, they actually drive a wedge between families, in this life and in the next.

Once the illusion dissipated, I finally saw just how amazing and beautiful my parents ARE - and how deeply they always loved me. My "eternal family" is HERE and NOW.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at 08:11 AM
The Doctrine Of Eternal Family Is A Powerful Tool Of Manipulation
Original Author(s): Ex-Lamanite
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
In honor of Mother's Day, I am celebrating my freedom from the church.

Earlier today, I wrote a longer post about the way Mother's Day helped me to see the absurdity of Mormonism. Along those same lines, I also wanted to highlight how the Mormon hierarchy manipulates one's natural love of family to achieve its own selfish ends.

The manipulation begins in primary.

We all remember the classic primary hymn, "I Am a Child of God." It is a well-loved conmposition within Mormon circles, and yet the lyrics plant the first seeds of misery for members who may eventually fall outside the Mormon ideal. Consider:

I am a child of God
And he has sent me here.
Has given me an earthly home
With parents kind and dear.

Lead me, guide me,
Walk beside me,
Help me find the way.
Teach me all that I MUST do
To live with him some day.

The song first calls to mind the love one feels for his or her family, but then immediately leads into all the obligations one MUST fulfill in order to live with God and one's family "some day." On the face, the song would seem hopeful, but in reality, it places the first speck of doubt into the minds of children. It teaches them that they can only enjoy the security of their parents and families IF they comply with the demands of the Gospel. The unspoken correlary is that disobedience leads to eternal separation from everyone the child knows and loves, even one's mother and father.

The second and third verses continue the veiled threat of eternal separation:

I am a child of God
And so my needs are great.
Help me to understand his words
Before it GROWS TOO LATE.

I am a child of God,
Rich blessings are in store
IF I but learn to do his will
I'll live with him once more.

From the perspective of developmental psychology, a child's most basic emotional need is to be protected and loved by his or her parents. But this song and other teachings in primary make that most fundamental security CONTIGENT upon obedience to Mormonism.

The manipulation begins in primary and continues throughout one's life. We are told that only by attending the temple can we live forever as eternal families. Of course, that means that we have to submit to authority, pay 10% of our incomes, donate our time and talents as the church may demand, refrain from questions or criticism, and accept whatever bizarre doctrine they may feel inclined to inflict upon us. Why? Because we were conditioned to fear eternal separation from our families.

Then they hijack sacred family events like baby blessings and weddings to enforce submission to their policies and so-called commandments. If the internal pressure isn't enough to secure obedience, they know that many will bend when faced with being excluded from the wedding of a beloved daughter or son.

Is it any wonder that so many of us agonized over our decision to leave the church? And is it any wonder that our family members who remain in the church agonize over US and use whatever manipulation they can to get us back?

Like I said before, my "eternal family" is HERE and NOW. We don't need the temple or a make-believe priesthood to affirm or "seal" our love for family.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at 08:10 AM
What It Was Like To Be A Single, Childless Mormon Woman On Mother's Day
Original Author(s): judyblue
WOMEN AND MORMONISM - SECTION 3   -Guid-
The paper draped over the examination table crinkled loudly every time I took a breath. Was table the right word? It had something resembling a mattress, which made it more like a bed. I wondered why they had to use such noisy paper. It made me self conscious, like trying to unwrap a candy from stiff cellophane in a quiet theater. I kept waiting for the doctor to shush me, but instead she kept talking about the bridges we would cross in the future.

A week earlier I had sat on this crinkly table bed thing and went through a series of tests, some of them painful. Now that the lab had finished the blood work, I was back to hear the results. But it seemed like a wasted trip. The doctor wasn't telling me anything I didn't already know. No one who had dealt with the women's health issues I had for the past three years would expect anything different, which is why I was slightly bored, thinking about crinkly paper, only half-listening when the doctor told me I would never be able to have children.

I was 19.

A few weeks later was Mother's Day. I drove home from college to spend the weekend with my family, and so spent that Sunday at the ward where I had grown up. At the end of sacrament meeting, the bishop stood at the podium and asked all that all women 18 and older please stand up so that the deacons could pass out carnations.

I stayed in my seat. It wasn't an act of rebellion, or because I was embarrassed. In a very logical way, I knew that this little token for "mothers and future mothers" didn't apply to me. I was not a mother, and I would never be a mother. Therefore, no pink carnation for Judyblue. No biggie.

To the women surrounding me, however, it WAS a biggie. My old Laurels adviser was in the pew in front of me. "Judyblue, stand up! Get your flower!"

"That's alright, I don't really want one."

Another woman from my YW days leaned across the aisle. "Judyblue, come one. Get up. You're a woman, you deserve a flower!" The Relief Society president behind me reached down and tugged at my sleeve. "The flower is to thank you for choosing to become a mother one day, even if you aren't one yet!" Even my own mom nudged me. When I begrudgingly got to my feet, all these women beamed at me, like they were proud of me for accepting my inevitable motherhood.

A year later, once again spending the weekend at my parents' house for Mother's Day, I was back at that ward. This time, when the bishop asked all the women to stand to receive their pink carnations and I remained seated, it was because I felt ashamed. I was unworthy of such an honor.

In the year between those two Mother's Days, I had been through hell. It was a rough year. As I watched friends of mine getting married right and left, I had my heart broken twice. I had become increasingly paranoid that no man would ever want to be with me, knowing that I couldn't give him children. After all, the scriptures and general conference talks and Ensign articles that I turned to in times of sadness made it pretty clear that I would be missing out on the only thing worth having in life - motherhood.

When I thought about it, this made sense. After all, God didn't think I was worthy enough to receive answers to my prayers for a testimony. He didn't think I was worthy enough to feel the Spirit. Why would he think I was worthy enough to become a mother, which the church assured me was the greatest and most noble calling one could have?

Over time, I was able to numb myself to those feelings of inadequacy. But every time Mother's Day rolled around, I would duck out of sacrament meeting during the final speaker so I wouldn't have to face the humiliation of accepting a flower unworthily. Each year left a painful memory behind. I couldn't even see a pink carnation without an accompanying stab of guilt.

I have no memory at all of the first Mother's Day after I left the mormon church. I'm sure I spent it with my wonderful mom. I'm sure the family got together and ate good food and played cards and laughed. I don't remember the next year, either. Or the next. Those days aren't significant - they're just lovely Sundays spent with my family, much like any of our other monthly Sunday get-togethers.

I will never get to have children of my own, and sometimes that still hurts. But I will also never again feel like that fact of my biology makes me less of a human being. I will never again feel ashamed when I see a pink carnation.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at 08:01 AM
A "Cup Of Tea" From My First-Grader For Mother's Day (1999 Vs. 2012)
Original Author(s): shannon
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
I live in the South. Sweet tea is mainlined during the summertime. Hot tea in the winter is part of Christmas Celebrations (with peppermint) and part of any good home remedy for the flu.

Southern women have sipped tea (both hot and cold) and relaxed with friends & loved ones on front porches and around kitchen tables for generations.

When I was a rabid TBM, my oldest biological daughter, a little first-grader then, came home with a lovely handcrafted package that included a tea bag and a poem:

"A cup of tea to say thank you
For all the things you've done,
And wishes that the day will bring
You happiness and fun."

Her gift was lovingly made and a tiny paper tea cup was colored by her expert 6-year-old hand. A handwritten message from the teacher encouraged us moms to take a break on Mother's day and relax with a wonderful cup of tea, courtesy of our children.

I promptly threw the gift in the trash . . . like my little girl had brought home heroin. Then I gave her a stern lecture on the Word of Wisdom (offered in that instructional, Mormon-Mommy voice).

Today, my youngest (adopted and also a first-grader) brought home the exact same gift from the exact same elementary school. Instead of bashing his gift with Mormon superiority, we had a tea party!

I pulled out a tea kettle and we shined it up. He helped me pour the water and gather the supplies (fancy napkins, saucers and tea cups, peppermints, tea bag). Little man had never heard a tea pot whistle before - old Mormon habits die hard! I still don't drink much tea or coffee!! ;o)

We talked about the health benefits of tea. We talked about the British and their proper afternoon teas with "biscuits" (Cookies?! Whaaaat?). We used Briish accents and pinkies to really get into character. We each had a bit of chocolate and Mother's Day Cake to go with our tea.

I even taught my small son about the Boston Tea Party and why Americans drink mostly coffee now. ha! You should have seen his big eyes when his dad and I described the colonists throwing shiploads of tea into the harbor.

Then we finished our peppermint tea and I gave him a big hug and a kiss and told him how much I had enjoyed his Mother's Day Gift. (He still can't believe all the British loaf off for an hour or so in the afternoon just to drink tea and eat cookies).

Best. Mother's. Day. Ever.

Sometimes, I think I'm a much better exmo Mom than a Mormon Mom.

;o)

P.S. So, when my oldest daughter was in early elementary school, she went out to dinner one summer with her best friend's family (non-Mormon). The mom asked her if she wanted Sweet Tea with her meal. She snottily replied, "I'm not ALLOWED to drink tea." The mother looked at her like she was an alien. Sigh . . . she still doesn't drink tea to this day. I guess I did my job well.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at 07:32 AM
The False Stories We Buy Into As TBMs
Original Author(s): Lost
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
I was cleaning today and came upon a couple weeks old postcard addressed to my kids about Stake Youth Conference. The postcard has a picture of the 2,000 stripling warriors with Helaman on a white horse. Apparently, I had neglected to throw it away and when I saw it while cleaning, it rekindled my anger at the years I wasted as a mormon, buying into false stories.

Of all the faith promoting stories, one of the worst and most abused, is the 2,000 stripling warrior story from the BOM. If you set aside the problems with the BOM (DNA, Archeological Evidence, Etc) and focus just on this story, it is a horrible image to put on a post card promoting a *youth* meeting, isn't it?

Here are some of the issues I have with the story of the 2,000 stripling warriors.

Very Simple Background:

We have a group of people who are disturbed by their current and past warlike behavior in the BOM who covenant with god to put down the sword and never raise their hand in battle, even in the defense of themselves.

So of course, their enemies start slaughtering them.

Their sons, who happen to number about 2,000, didn't make this covenant, so they go to war defendinng their parents/families. Supposedly, their faith (thanks to their mother's teachings) was so strong that even though all were wounded, none die of their wounds.

My Problems with this story:

1) It's a terrible tragedy that it was necessary to send CHILDREN off to war. So let's use this example on a postcard to invite modern day children to a conference, hmm? Maybe a nonmember will see the card, ask about it and a faith promoting moment can occur. *gag*

2) It's a lie. I find it very hard to believe that the parents of these 2,000 stripling warriors would have been happy with their son's decision to go to war so their parents wouldn't have to break their covenants. This is the stupdity of the story that I can't accept. If the parents were so strongly opposed to war (and its effects) that they THEMSELVES were willing to take on convenants not to fight even if they had to die at the hands of their enemies, why in the world would they accept their children doing so? Wouldn't it put their children in the same position they themselves had been in? The is a totally ridiculous concept to buy into which you have to in order to accept this story. I would never accept this were it me.

3) Wouldn't it be a more powerful faith promoting statement if the sons followed the example of their parents and died along with them, sending the message that war is wrong period? Horrible as it is, why isn't this ever mentioned or considered? This should be the correct message, not gathering up arms, etc, otherwise what is the point of the covenant in the first place???

This whole story is convoluted when you use logic to unravel it. It doesn't make sense. It is counter to what should have happened. Instead, it has become a touchstone to what good mothering yields. Can't get past Mother's Day without this idotic story being referenced. To me, it is a touchstone of everything that is wrong with the mormon church.

I see this story as a failure message. What became of these 2,000 stripling warriors after their battles were over? Did they and their progeny survive or were they all eventually wiped out by the enemies later on? If so, why? Hmmm.

Gosh, I'm just so sick that I accepted this garbage without really thinking about what I was supporting all those years.
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Monday, May 14, 2012, at 07:48 AM
"Tonal" Problems From Ryan Parr's Review Of Losing A Lost Tribe In The FARMs Review
Original Author(s): Simon Southerton
FARMS / NEAL A. MAXWELL INSTITUTE   -Guid-
Here are some examples of 'tonal' problems from Ryan Parr’s review of Losing a Lost Tribe in the FARMS Review.

Louis Midgley wrote this at the beginning of the issue containing Parr's Rreview

“The growth of an obviously faithful and sophisticated literature on Joseph Smith and the Book of Mormon, much of it published in this Review or elsewhere under the FARMS imprint, has led to considerable dissonance among dissidents, cultural Mormons, and anti-Mormon zealots. Critics respond to this scholarly literature with vilification, animosity, and acrimony, with slurs, name-calling, and unseemly personal attacks.”

Missing the Boat to Ancient America . . . Just Plain Missing the Boat

FARMS Review: Volume - 17, Issue - 1, Pages: 83—106

In his review, Parr describes at length what he regards as the high likelihood that Lehi’s DNA will have disappeared through “coalescence”. Parr felt it necessary to attack me personally where I wrote that “whether or not Jews . . . found their way to the New World is susceptible to examination using DNA technology,” a concept Parr considered to be outrageous and an indication of “ignorance” on my part of “the complexities of population dynamics.”

But in the process of throwing mud at me he revealed his own misunderstanding of population genetics. In population genetics, the term “coalescence” refers to the fact that DNA lineages in living populations “trace back, or coalesce, to common ancestors at various depths of times in the past.” Lineages do not coalesce forward in time, through extinctions, to a smaller number of living lineages. This is quite an embarrassing and poorly timed error.

Further on in his review Parr claims that I lack “practical wisdom” and the “ability to reason, think, and ponder,” which drives my misunderstanding of the Book of Mormon and my “unwillingness” to see the limitations of the science. In LLT I note that the Book of Mormon people “were practicing Christians centuries before the birth of Christ.” Parr is “astonished” that a former member of the church could exhibit such “myopia”.

Here's what the Book of Mormon say about Christian worship 5 centuries before Christ.

… we talk of Christ, we rejoice in Christ, we preach of Christ, we prophesy of Christ, and we write according to our prophecies, that our children may know to what source they may look for a remission of their sins (2 Ne. 25:26).

… if ye shall follow the Son … repenting of your sins, witnessing unto the Father that ye are willing to take upon you the name of Christ, by baptism—yea, by following your Lord and your Savior down into the water, … then shall ye receive the Holy Ghost … (2 Ne. 31:13).

How does stuff like this get past a FARMS editor? When the review process is essentially a back patting exercise.

You can find my full response on my blog.

http://simonsoutherton.blogspot.com.a...
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Monday, May 14, 2012, at 07:45 AM
FAIR's Inability To Understand Their Tone Issues
Original Author(s): Gadianton
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
I took a look at the FAIR blog, where Wyatt issued the recent challenge under discussion in other threads.

http://www.fairblog.org/

Wyatt wrote:
Earlier today a well-known critic of FAIR made the following statement on an Internet message board:

“MI/FAIR/FARMS has a history of nasty ad hominem attacks (see the -edited- adultery accusations)…”

We at FAIR have been asking, for a long, long time, for concrete examples of where we have engaged in ad hominem fallacies, as we don’t really want to do so. (I know; that may seem incredulous to some. But it really is true.) This statement, by the critic on the message board, was the first concrete example I’ve noticed.
Right away, you see the distortion, which builds up to this:

Wyatt wrote:
Even so, the fact that he was charged with adultery could be used as an ad hominem fallacy if (and only if) it is presented as a reason to disregard the arguments of a person. Such a usage would be wrong, and definitely a logical fallacy. It plainly should not be done in scholarly discourse.
The critic didn't charge FAIR with committing ad hominem fallacies, but ad hominem attacks. Allen twists the criticism into something easier to handle and argues more or less correctly, that attacking someone isn't necessarily a fallacy. If you call someone a name, is that a logical fallacy? No. I guess then, FAIR is in the clear to call people names since it's not a fallacy. No critic who has ever made the charge of "attacks" is concerned much with the "ad hominem fallacy". Out of the hundreds of fallacies the apologists engage in on a regular basis, why would critics only care about just this one?

If Allen wants an example of the fallacy, there's an easy one glaring right on page 1 of his blog by Mike Parker,

Parker wrote:
Perennial ex-Mormon gadfly Richard Packham apparently fails to understand...
Is painting Packham as the grossest fly on a horse's butt not a rhetorical flourish intended to undermine Packham's credibility? In the most scholarly double-blind journals, is it common to refer to fellow academics one disagrees with as perennial gadflies? Is it common to point out the person "fails to understand" something, rather than pointing out the argument the person made is incorrect? It's very easy to find ad hominem fallacies from FAIR.

I think Allen my not realize how low the bar is to commit the "fallacy" in question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_homin... Check out this example, Quote:
"Your exposition is highly correct and valid, but you don't have enough academic degree" (Credential fallacy, official degree fallacy). [6]
LOL! Allen, you might have to rescind your challenge or disband FAIR. LOL!

But this is hardly the main issue for critics, it's the actual attacks themselves. And this all a part of a bigger tone problem FAIR has. Look at Stephen Smoot's essay about first vision suppression. The strong implication in his kiddy sarcasm is that a questioning member with concerns about the first vision is an idiot. And his post is riddled with fallacies, by the way.

Also check out the Baptism for the Dead thread, another installment of "Jewish people are too sensitive!" And filled with fallacies, by the way. I recommend FAIR ask its mature members to handle the especially hot topics like these.

The FAIR blog is heavily geared toward polemics, sarcasm, and mockery, and thrives in fallacious argumentation. Interestingly enough, Allen is the only Author I read on page 1 who seems to really be trying to "hold it back", as it were. But on this particular matter his representation of the critic's concern is incorrect, and his piece becomes a strawman and a red herring, even if he manages to avoid ad hominem.
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Monday, May 14, 2012, at 07:34 AM
Moromons And Love Bombs
Original Author(s): Mycroft_Jones
UNNANOUNCED, UNINVITED AND UNWELCOME   -Guid-
What is it with mormons and their love bombs? It seems that in the game of mormonism, they only have one idea in their play book dealing with wayward souls and it's called the Love Bomb. The Love Bomb is kind, it never faileth, it seekth the one's who what to be left alone, it is sometimes puffed-up pastries.

It's been about a year since we've stopped attending the ward and it's mostly been the same old, same old with the love bombing. A ring at the door bell, a pie, stale cookies or cupcakes and the whole family standing there with silly grins on their faces. Silly grins that is until they see the look on my face of, "Why are you here on my door step bearing trite gifts like this?" Then they uncomfortably explain (At a very distant arm's length, for fear of catching that damnable apostate bug.) that they miss us so much and wish that we would come back to church. Not once have they asked or even wanted to talk about why we aren't coming to church any more.

It's gotten to the point where even my semi-believing wife says don't answer the door, when there's an unannounced knock, it's probably them. Translation for 'them', mormons bearing love bombs.

A couple of weeks ago the EQP called and wanted to visit. I said fine, and they came by a stayed for a half hour. My rationale for letting them visit was to cause the bulging-eye deer in the headlights look by sharing a few truths about the mormon church with them. What can I say, I get a kick out of that. Sadly, I promised my wife to be on my best behaviour and she said I could only talk about it if they brought it up. Well, they didn't even come close to broaching the subject. It was mostly, we miss up so much, we wish you would come back and a scripture and a prayer.

Afterwards, I asked my wife if miss you's and the please come back's made her want to start going to church again. She said, are you kidding, did you actually believe them when they said they missed us. I said, no, I didn't believe any of it. Inside though, I was so glad that she was seeing through the shallow hollowness of it all.

Anyhow, I think their play book sucks, but I say keep running with it. It sure does help in keeping the inactives and apostates away. What's your opinion? Anyone here been swayed by mormons and their love bombs?
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Monday, May 14, 2012, at 07:33 AM
Nauvoo Temple: Wild And Crazy Place
Original Author(s): rutabaga
NAUVOO   -Guid-
With Joseph dead and Brigham in charge, the Nauvoo Temple was a busy place with people receiving their washings, annointings, endowments and sealings for the first time.

There were many who had already received those ordinances who continued to hang around the Temple uninvited and added confusion to an already hectic situation.

Finally Brigham had enough. He shut down the Temple for a couple days to reorganize and call specific people to officiate and take steps to regulate who belonged in the Temple.

From Heber C. Kimballs diary:
“There was a necessity for a reformation of this sort. For some men were doing things which ought not to be done in the Temple of the Lord. Some three or four men & perhaps more, had introduced women into the Temple, not their wives, and were living in the side rooms, cooking, sleeping, tending babies and toying with their women…” William Clayton, Diary kept for Heber C. Kimball Friday, December 26, 1845
There is always speculation about “getting to know” your spouse in the temple as part of the early Endowment. It is still speculation, but for a while the Nauvoo Temple was a wild and crazy place
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Monday, May 14, 2012, at 07:31 AM
Getting Totally Screwed And Fired By A Corrupt BYU
Original Author(s): Tall Man, Short Hair
BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY - SECTION 2   -Guid-
David P. Wright is one we've been talking about at the Tall Man house for the last couple of months. His story just grieves us.

He did a real watershed analysis of the use of the KJV in the BOM. He showed an undeniable fingerprint among the italicized words that indicated the person plagiarizing the text isolated those words for replacement in the new work (BOM).

Here's his study: http://user.xmission.com/~research/ce...

By all indications he was a happy, faithful member who had no desire to separate from the church. His study is somewhat dry, and mostly a statistical analysis. But it shows the author of the Book of Mormon betrayed the plagiarism of the KJV by replacing the italicized words with greater frequency than any other words. And sometimes the altered version rendered the text meaning things the original could not have intended.

He was excommunicated for apostasy in 1994. He and his wife both wrote letters to their bishop that can be seen here: http://www.lds-mormon.com/dpw.shtml It's very sad reading.

He was fired from BYU for publishing his study. He has one of the most succinct statements regarding the conflict between scholarship and devotion in the LDS culture:

"First of all, scholarship is not some sort of sin, a 'failing of the flesh,' which an individual recognizes to be an error and which that individual considers to be a blemish to his or her personal integrity. Scholarship, rather, is a constructive activity and is one of the purest expressions of a person's character. Scholarship involves a failing of the flesh, paradoxically, only when one is not forthright with his or her conclusions, when one holds back evidence, when one dissembles about his or her views in the face of social--or ecclesiastical--pressure. To express one's views, especially when they fly in the face of tradition, in other words, is hardly a sin but rather a virtue. Because Church disciplinary proceedings treat scholarship as if it were sinful, and even employ along the way the polemical myth that sin is what is responsible for a scholar's unorthodox views, the proceedings are an attack on the individual's integrity."
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Thursday, May 10, 2012, at 12:20 PM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: M (part 2)
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Missouri: See Garden of Eden.

Missouri Conflict: In the 1830s, members of the LDS church began settling in Missouri, which Joseph Smith had designated to be the site where the New Jerusalem would be built in preparation for the Second Coming of Christ. Without warning and completely unprovoked, the Missourians began killing, raping, and pillaging their way through peaceful Mormon communities. Despite attempts by some anti-Mormons to explain that the conflict was complex, with blame on both sides, it is clear that the Missourians simply decided to follow Satan and try to destroy God’s true church.

Modesty: Generally, modest dress is that covers the parts of the body covered by temple garments. The sight of naked shoulders and midriffs is enough to drive otherwise stalwart priesthood holders to tamper with their little factories, endangering their souls and possibly driving them toward homosexuality,

Mormon: A derogatory nickname for church members deriving from their belief in the Book of Mormon. The church prefers that press reports refer to “members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,” except when the church wants to use the term, such as in the “I Am a Mormon” ad campaign.

Mormon Battalion: As church members traveled west toward Utah, the US government asked them for volunteers to travel to California to fight in the Mexican-American War. The battalion was a great blessing to the church, providing needed money and allowing women and children to make their way across the plains alone.

Mormon Handicraft: A division of Deseret Book where you can buy kitschy Mormon crap that you can’t get at Deseret Book.

Mormon Tabernacle Choir: An American institution, the choir continues to make itself relevant by butchering “Negro spirituals” and bad pop songs. A long-running television program highlights the few token “minority” members of the choir.

Mormonism: A broad term referring to any branch of restorationist religion that considers Joseph Smith a prophet and values his writings as scripture. Does not refer to apostate polygamist sects, who are in no way associated with Mormonism, especially not to the LDS church.

Mormons, Image of: 1) The view among church members that Mormons are a respected, influential group looked up to as an example of all that is good in the world. 2) The view among non-LDS that Mormons are a small, insular group who believe in some strange things, such as sacred underwear and the obvious appeal of Mitt Romney. (Note: this assumes that non-LDS know anything about Mormons, which is not a given.)

Moroni: The last writer of the Book of Mormon who retrieved his father’s plates from the hill Cumorah (in Central America) and then wandered for many years before burying the plates in the hill Cumorah (in New York). Moroni–or maybe it was Nephi–returned as a resurrected being to Joseph Smith and showed him where the plates were buried. Little-known fact: Moroni, not being sure which hill he left the plates in, appeared to fourteen-year-oldJose Saavedra in Quezaltenango, telling him he had been chosen to translate the Book of Mormon into Spanish and restore God’s true church. Informed of his error when he “returned and reported,” a sheepish Moroni returned to Jose, saying, “I should have known. I was looking for a white guy!”

Moroni, Captain: A man inspired of God to lead the Nephites against the wicked king-men. He rent his clothing and hoisted the “title of liberty” encouraging the people to follow him in fighting wickedness. He was so inspired that he initially took up arms against the chief judge, whom he accused of being a slacker.

Moses: A chosen prophet who led his people out of bondage in Egypt, though a few masochists stayed behind because they liked it. Modern revelation tells us that the ancient prophet Joseph knew of Moses by name; and being the sole author of the five books of Moses, Moses was sure to include this prophecy of himself.

Mosiah: Son of King Benjamin, he decried monarchy and set up a system of judges. Concerned about a group who had gone to the land of Nephi, Mosiah sent an expedition, which discovered the people of Zeniff. Remarkably, the record of the people of Zeniff is essentially the story of the Nephites and Lamanites in condensed form. This Book of Mormon redux is foreshadowed in the record of the Jaredites.

Mosiah, Sons of: Wicked sons of King Mosiah, these young men went from city to city, preaching against the true church of Christ, much as the Apostle Paul did as recorded in the New Testament. Also like Paul, they were visited by a heavenly being and converted to the truth, after which they traveled preaching the word in a Paulesque manner. (Note: This story bears only superficial resemblance to the story of the Apostle Paul. If anything, Paul was a knockoff of the sons of Mosiah.)

Mother in Heaven: In the nineteenth century, revered as equal to “Father God.” In the twentieth century, Mother in Heaven became so revered that any mention of her beyond “O My Father” could result in one’s excommunication.

Motherhood: The ultimate destiny of all women, motherhood is a great gift provided as a relief from the responsibilities of leading the family and holding the priesthood.

Mountain Meadows Massacre: An unfortunate tragedy that is so poorly understood that no one is to be blamed, and no one will take responsibility, especially not the LDS church. The tragedy may be understood as an event where church members interacted with an emigrant wagon train from Arkansas; mysteriously, 120 people died violent deaths, and children under the age of 8 who survived were charitably brought into Mormon homes. As President Gordon B. Hinckley stated, “No one can explain what happened in these meadows. …. We may speculate, but we do not know. We do not understand it. We cannot comprehend it. We can only say that the past is long since gone.” Given the complete lack of information about how this confusing event unfolded, the LDS church cannot apologize for something it isn’t sure it’s responsible for. “We don’t use the word ‘apology,’” a church spokesman said. “We used ‘profound regret.’”

Murder: To take the life of an innocent or defenseless person. (Note: Does not apply if an angel orders you to kill, unless of course your name is Lafferty.)

Music: If restricted to Correlation-approved hymns, music can be an uplifting part of worshiping God. (Not to be confused with popular music, which is designed to arouse the senses and get people to tamper with their little factories to speed up the production of lifegiving substance.)

Mysteries of God: Doctrines revealed through endlessly repeating the same rote ordinances in the temple.
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Thursday, May 10, 2012, at 08:39 AM
Apologist Bill Hamblin: John Dehlin Does Not Believe In God, Rejects Jesus And The Atonement, Believes Joseph Smith Was A Fraud - But He Isn't A Bad Person
Original Author(s): Buffalo
FARMS / NEAL A. MAXWELL INSTITUTE   -Guid-
From Bill Hamblin:
Everyone needs to realize that Dehlin, by his own public admission, does not believe in God. He rejects Jesus and the Atonement, he believes Joseph Smith was a fraud and the Book of Mormon a forgery. He is, quite clearly, a MINO (Mormon in Name Only). This, of course, does not necessarily make him a bad person.

What is problematic are his claims that he is objective, unbiased, and simply wants to tell the truth. (Anyone who makes such claims should be immediately inherently suspect.) Dehlin's pretense to be a thoughtful Mormon who is simply searching for the truth and asking questions is simply preposterous. Undoubtedly it was true at one point years ago, but it is clearly no longer the case. He can, of course, believe whatever he wants to believe, and say what he wants to say. That's fine with me. But why the pretense? Why not just forthrightly and clearly say what he really believes?

But what is most disquieting is his recent attempt to suppress and censor the publication of an article that is critical of his activities. His behavior in this regard is absolutely shocking. This is, quite simply, reprehensible and utter hypocritical. I object in the strongest way possible to this type of censorship. And anti-Mormons do it all the time. Signature Books tried to sue FARMS. They did it to Schryver, and Dehlin doing it again. Why does he object to the publication of an article, even if it is fundamentally flawed or completely wrong-headed. Let it be published and respond to it. If Dehlin has any intellectual integrity, he would not engage in this type of censorship. It is both immoral, pointless, and counter-productive. After all, its going to come out on the web eventually, no doubt with a lengthy appendix explaining how Dehlin tried to censor it.

(He is also woefully ignorant on very basic issues regarding Church history and the Book of Mormon as many of his podcasts amply demonstrate--but that is a different matter.)

At any rate, I'm off to Ireland for a month. I simply want to make a strong public stand against such behavior before I go.
Daniel C. Peterson chimes in:
It remains my policy not to publicly discuss the background of editorial and personnel decisions. But I think I should say that Bill Hamblin's brief account of the immediate background of l'affaire Smith-Dehlin, above, is correct.
http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/5...

NOTE: In light of recent attacks on Dehlin, this piece on MDD may be censored by now. You can see all of the remarks here:

http://mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/v...
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Thursday, May 10, 2012, at 08:12 AM
Scholars Misbehaving: A Mormon Flavor
Original Author(s): Patrick Mefford
DANIEL C. PETERSON - SECTION 3   -Guid-

Anyone involved in Mormon Studies is keenly aware just who Daniel C. Peterson is, a quick look at his publication history at the Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship website shows a sustained effort in the area of Mormon Apologetics for two decades. Dr. Peterson is not merely limited to apologetics and faith promoting ventures however; he has also participated in the translation and publication of ancient philosophical texts under the auspices of the Maxwell Institute, a worthy contribution to a variety of fields covering History, Philosophy, and Near Eastern studies.

The industry of Mormon Apologetics rarely comes into contact with atheism or secularism, so when I came upon an essay written by Dr. Peterson entitled “Reflections on Secular Anti-Mormonism” that was published in the FARMS Review (2005), I was eager to read Dr. Peterson’s thoughts. Now it is important for me to mention that Dr. Peterson presented this essay that same year at a FAIR conference (Youtube video here and transcript here), because what I discovered both angered and disappointed me.

The essay itself isn’t enlightening, informative, nor entertaining, which is what disappointed me. Dr. Peterson’s criticisms of secular thought are shallow, but I found them largely unremarkable and seem to come straight out of the usual apologia-lite style of general Christian Apologetics like Lee Strobel or Norman Geisler. What had angered me was Dr. Peterson’s use (abuse really) of Albert Camus as a means to launch some of these criticisms.

At the start of the momentum building up to the Camus abuse, Dr. Peterson seems to be (at least) vaguely familiar with Camus and his work. As near I can tell, these examples of life tragically cut short and the observation about the finality of death is some kind groping towards Camus’ demonstration of the absurd in 'The Myth of Sisyphus 'and/or 'The Stranger'. Camus does meditate and work his way through two blunt facts that create the absurd; (i) a cold mindless universe that grinds on in the face of humanity’s dream of unity and peace and (ii) the destiny of death that each person must meet. From these starting points, Camus begins to construct a hermeneutic for how a human should understand his or her place in this world. Dr. Peterson sets it up in the following way:

I confess that I find those who rejoice in atheism baffling. It is not merely the thought of the atheist's funeral: "all dressed up with nowhere to go." I think of Beethoven, hiding down in the basement with pillows to his ears, desperately trying to save his fading sense of hearing as he was working on his majestic "Emperor" Concerto. Or, a little later, conducting the magnificent Ninth Symphony, which he never heard, having to be turned around by the concertmaster because he did not know that the audience was applauding him. I think of Mozart, feverishly trying to finish his own Requiem—dead at thirty-five and thrown into an unmarked pauper's grave. So many lives have been cut short, leaving so many poems unwritten, so many symphonies uncomposed, so many scientific discoveries unmade.

In fact, it is hard to think of anyone who has achieved his or her full potential in this life. Tragic foreshortenings do not only happen to geniuses. A neighbor and friend was stricken with multiple sclerosis in her midtwenties and now, in her thirties, lies bedridden in a rest home. Barring some incredible medical breakthrough, this is her life. Absent hope for a life to come, this is all she will ever have to look forward to. My own father, for the last six years of his life, blind from an utterly unforeseen stroke suffered during routine and relatively minor surgery, was incapable of any of the activities in which he had once found satisfaction and pathetically asked me, every few weeks, whether he would ever see again. What comfort would there be in saying, "No, Dad. This is it. Nothing good is coming. And then you'll die."

Of course, something may be unpalatable and unpleasant yet accurate. I can certainly understand coming to the sad conclusion that this is in fact the truth about the human condition: That we live briefly, then we die and we rot. That so, too, do our children and our grandchildren. And that so, also, does everything we create—our music, our buildings, our literature, our inventions. That "all we are is dust in the wind."[44]

But I cannot understand those who regard this as glorious good news.

Of course, Camus would go on to reject the conclusions that Dr. Peterson is drawing here, but the abuse doesn't begin until immedtiatly after those conclusions:

Perhaps, on second thought, though, I can understand those who might see it as a liberation. "If there is no God," says Dostoevsky's Ivan Karamazov, "that means everything is permitted."[45] Why? Because nothing matters at all. Everything is meaningless. However, this liberation comes at a very, very high price. "If we believe in nothing," said the great French writer and Nobel laureate Albert Camus...

Dr. Peterson then gives us two Camus quotes to bolster this observation. The first one:

[...]if nothing has any meaning and if we can affirm no values whatsoever, then everything is possible and nothing has any importance. There is no pro or con: the murderer is neither right nor wrong. We are free to stoke the crematory fires or to devote ourselves to the care of lepers. Evil and virtue are mere chance or caprice.[46]

Followed by:

At the point where it is no longer possible to say what is black and what is white, the light is extinguished and freedom becomes a voluntary prison.[47]

A careful reader would immediately notice that Dr. Peterson’s citations come from 'The Rebel', which comes chronologically after 'The Myth of Sisyphus' and requires the reader to be aware that Camus has already analyzed the absurd condition of humans and came to the conclusion that one shouldn’t kill themselves in despair (physical suicide), nor adopt any transcendent and religious doctrines (philosophical suicide), but bravely face this absurd condition:

It is during that return, that pause, that Sisyphus interests me. A face that toils so close to stones is already stone itself! I see that man going back down with a heavy yet measured step toward the torment of which he will never know the end. That hour like a breathing-space which returns as surely as his suffering, that is the hour of consciousness. At each of those moments when he leaves the heights and gradually sinks toward the lairs of the gods, he is superior to his fate. He is stronger than his rock.

If this myth is tragic, that is because its hero is conscious. Where would his torture be, indeed, if at every step the hope of succeeding upheld him? The workman of today works every day in his life at the same tasks, and this fate is no less absurd. But it is tragic only at the rare moments when it becomes conscious. Sisyphus, proletarian of the gods, powerless and rebellious, knows the whole extent of his wretched condition: it is what he thinks of during his descent. This lucidity that was to constitute his torture at the same time crowns his victory. There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn (1).

It is from this conclusion in the final chapter of 'The Myth of Sisyphus' that 'The Rebel' builds upon. If human existence is absurd and the only answer is to grimly face it in defiance, how are we to understand the act of murder? It’s interesting to note that Dr. Peterson’s first citation (#46) comes from the introduction to 'The Rebel' where Camus is taking pains to properly explain this problem of murder (in light of the absurd) to the reader. Below is the text Dr. Peterson reproduced for his essay (bolded), but in a much fuller context:

But, for the moment, this train of thought yields only one concept: that of the absurd. And the concept of the absurd leads only to a contradiction as far as the problem of murder is concerned. Awareness of the absurd, when we first claim to deduce a rule of behavior from it, makes murder seem a matter of indifference, to say the least, and hence possible. If we believe in nothing, if nothing has any meaning and if we can affirm no values whatsoever, then everything is possible and nothing has any importance. There is no pro or con: the murderer is neither right nor wrong. We are free to stoke the crematory fires or to devote ourselves to the care of lepers. Evil and virtue are mere chance or caprice.

We shall then decide not to act at all, which amounts to at least accepting the murder of others, with perhaps certain mild reservations about the imperfection of the human race. Again we may decide to substitute tragic dilettantism for action, and in this case human lives become counters in a game. Finally, we may propose to embark on some course of action which is not entirely gratuitous. In the latter case, in that we have no higher values to guide our behavior, our aim will be immediate efficacy. Since nothing is either true or false, good or bad, our guiding principle will be to demonstrate that we are the most efficient-in other words, the strongest. Then the world will no longer be divided into the just and the unjust, but into masters and slaves. Thus, whichever way we turn, in our abyss of negation and nihilism, murder has its privileged position.

Hence, if we claim to adopt the absurdist attitude, we must prepare ourselves to commit murder, thus admitting that logic is more important than scruples that we consider illusory. Of course, we must have some predisposition to murder. But, on the whole, less than might be possible, as we can so often observe, to delegate murder. Everything would then be made to conform to logic- if logic could really be satisfied in this way.

But logic cannot be satisfied by an attitude which first demonstrates that murder is possible and then that it is impossible. For after having proved that the act of murder is at least a matter of indifference, absurdist analysis, in its most important deduction, finally condemns murder. Suicide would mean the end of this encounter, and absurdist reasoning considers that it could not consent to this without negating its own premises. According to absurdist reasoning, such a solution would be the equivalent of flight or deliverance. But it is obvious that absurdism hereby admits that human life is the only necessary good since it is precisely life that makes this encounter possible and since, without life, the absurdist wager would have no basis. To say that life is absurd, the conscience must be alive (2).

One can immediately see how poorly out of context citation #46 is and that the portion quoted by Dr. Peterson was actually Camus setting up the conditions to show a contradiction that arises when trying to be indifferent about murder, even if one is mired in an “abyss of negation and nihilism” murder still has some kind of value placed on it. Dr. Peterson attempts to make citation #46 appear to be the legitimate opinion of Camus when in fact Camus almost immediately repudiates that very opinion. To demonstrate again just how out of touch Dr. Peterson is with Camus’ thought, take a look at this passage just a bit later in his essay, when he attempts to criticize an atheistic worldview:

But on what basis can a materialist, whose universe is exhausted by material particles and the void, claim that something is objectively wrong? Do right and wrong not become matters merely of personal preference and, perhaps, of power? Not only existentialists but many superficial "life counselors" suggest that we should construct our own "meaning" for life. But is such a self-constructed meaning really meaning at all?

Dr. Peterson poses this challenge, even though at this juncture he has cited ‘The Rebel’ three times, and within just a few pages of his own citations, not even one third of the way into ‘The Rebel’, we read this:

If the individual, in fact, accepts death and happens to die as a consequence of his act of rebellion, he demonstrates by doing so that he is will to sacrifice himself for the sake of a common good which he considers more important than his own destiny. If he prefers the risk of death to the negation of the rights that he defends, it is because he considers these rights more important than himself. Therefore he is acting in the name of certain values which are still indeterminate but which he feels are common to himself and to all men. We see that the affirmation implicit in every act of rebellion is extended to something that transcends the individual in so far as it withdraws him from his supposed solitude and provides him with a reason to act (3).

Why does Dr. Peterson bother to introduce Camus, with selective quotations naked of any relevant context, only to ask rhetorical questions and ignore the fact that Camus himself tried to answer those very same questions? Why not simply engage Camus’ writings instead of making it appear as if Camus agreed with the well worn (and often misunderstood) notion that if God doesn’t exist, anything is permissible? Speaking of Dostoevsky, here is citation #47 in a fuller context (with Dr. Peterson‘s actual citation bolded):

Because his mind was free, Nietzsche knew that freedom of the mind is not a comfort, but an achievement to which one aspires and at long last obtains after an exhausting struggle. He knew that in wanting to consider oneself above the law, there is a great risk of finding oneself beneath the law. That is why he understood that only the mind found its real emancipation in the acceptance of new obligations. The essence of his discovery consists in saying that if the eternal law is not freedom, the absence of law is still less so. If nothing is true, if the world is without order, then nothing is forbidden, to prohibit an action, there must, in fact, be a standard of values and an aim. But, at the same time, nothing is authorized; there must also be values and aims in order to choose another course of action. Absolute domination by the law does not represent liberty, but no more does absolute anarchy. The sum total of every possibility does not amount to liberty, but to attempt the impossible amounts to slavery. Chaos is also a form of servitude. Freedom exists only in a world where what is possible is defined at the same time as what is not possible. Without law there is no freedom. If fate is not guided by superior values, if chance is king, then there is nothing but the step in the dark and the appalling freedom of the blind. On the point of achieving the most complete liberation, Nietzsche therefore chooses the most complete subordination. “If we do not make of God’s death a great renunciation and a perpetual victory over ourselves, we shall have to pay for that omission.” In other words, with Nietzsche rebellion ends in asceticism. A profounder logic replaces the “if nothing is true, everything is permitted” of Karamazov by “if nothing is true, nothing is permitted.” To deny that one single thing is forbidden in this world amounts to renouncing everything that is permitted. At that point where it is no longer possible to say what is black and what is white, the light is extinguished and freedom becomes a voluntary prison (4).

To give readers some needed background to fully understand this portion of text (something Dr. Peterson failed to do for his own readers and listeners), this paragraph comes from Metaphysical Rebellion, part II of 'The Rebel'. The particular section Dr. Peterson quotes from (and not for the last time either, as we’ll see later) is called Absolute Affirmation. The section just prior to Absolute Affirmation is called The Rejection of Salvation where Camus directly interacts with Dostoyevsky’s characters Ivan Karamazov, his brother Aliosha, and the parable told by Ivan about the Grand Inquisitors. The Rejection of Salvation is largely about how a rebel comes to rebel against the metaphysical ideal of God. The last two paragraphs read:

By then the prisoner has been executed; the Grand Inquisitors reign alone, listening to “the profound spirit, the spirit of destruction and death.” The Grand Inquisitors proudly refuse freedom and the bread of heaven and odder the bread of this earth without freedom. “Come down from the cross and we will believe in you,” their police agents are already crying on Golgotha. But He did not come down and, even, at the most tortured moment of His agony, He protested to God at having been forsaken. There are, thus, no longer any proofs, but faith and the mystery that the rebels reject and at which the Grand Inquisitors scoff. Everything is permitted and centuries of crime are prepared in that cataclysmic moment. From Paul to Stalin, the popes who have chosen Caesar have prepared the way for Caesars who quickly learn to despise popes. The unity of the world, which was not achieved with God, will henceforth be attempted in defiance of God.

But we have not yet reached that point. For the moment, Ivan offers us only the tortured face of the rebel plunged in the abyss, incapable of action, torn between the idea of his own innocence and the desire to kill. He hates the death penalty because it is the image of the human condition, and, at the same time, he is drawn to crime. Because he has taken the side of mankind, solitude is his lot. With him the rebellion of reason culminates in madness (5).

Camus feels that Ivan’s rebellion is intellectually justified, just as he feels the atheist’s rebellion against the idea of God is intellectually justified, but it can appear that the rejection of God can put the rebel/atheist in a weird space. Christ had come to set humanity free, but because he left no instructions on what to do with this freedom, madness ensued and humanity needed The Grand Inquisitors to kill Christ and restore order in exchange for freedom. This madness of Ivan appears to be a symptom of this freedom, can this same madness be avoided when we reject God as some kind of ultimate metaphysical grounding for everything?

Camus investigates different strategies to avoid the fate of Ivan in Absolute Affirmation, the very next section. Here, Camus investigates two thinkers in particular; Max Stirner and Friedrich Nietzsche. The section that Dr. Peterson drew his quote from came in the middle of Camus’ treatment of Nietzsche’s philosophy. So what we are reading isn’t exactly the product of Camus’ own personal philosophical thinking as much as it is Camus exegeting Nietzsche’s work in light of the absurd ideal.

As we can see, Camus thinks that Nietzsche would reject Dr. Peterson‘s little maxim he attributes to Dostoyevsky:

A profounder logic replaces the “if nothing is true, everything is permitted” of Karamazov by “if nothing is true, nothing is permitted.”

Careful readers will note that Dr. Peterson’s quote reads, “If there is no God that means everything is permitted” but Camus has it, “if nothing is true, everything is permitted”. Dr. Peterson’s modern source better renders the original Russian, while Camus probably confused this passage from Nietzsche’s ‘Genealogy of Morals’ with what Ivan was expressing (italics mine):

When the Christian crusaders in the Orient encountered the invincible order of Assassins, that order of free spirits par excellence, whose lowest ranks followed a rile of obedience the likes of which no order of monks ever attained, they obtained in some way or other a hint concerning that symbol and watchword reserved for the highest ranks alone as their secretum: “Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”- Very well, that was freedom of spirit; in that way the faith in truth was abrogated (6).

In the footnotes, Walter Kaufmann (translator) remarks that the phrase “nothing is true, everything is permitted.” did not come from Nietzsche, nor did Nietzsche get it from Dostoyevsky.

I think it has become painfully apparent that citations #46 and #47 come from contexts that originally set out to repudiate the very idea Dr. Peterson wishes to advance with his use of Camus. I’ll continue this investigation of Dr. Peterson’s use of Camus in a sequel post, but as to how to properly understand Ivan’s notion of “If there is no God that means everything is permitted”, I merely want to quote the idea in it’s fullest form from ‘The Brothers Karamazov’ and allow the reader to decide for himself/herself.

The following monologue is the Devil speaking to Ivan in a dream and comes from the same translation that Dr. Peterson cited:

"...'There are new people now,' you decided last spring, as you were preparing to come here, 'they propose to destroy everything and begin with [cannibalism]. Fools, they never asked me! In my opinion, there is no need to destroy anything, one need only destroy the idea of God in mankind, that's where the business should start! One should begin with that, with that—oh, blind men, of no understanding! Once mankind has renounced God, one and all (and I believe that this period, analogous to the geological periods, will come), then the entire old world view will fall of itself, without [cannibalism], and, above all, the entire former morality, and everything will be new. People will come together in order to take from life all that it can give, but, of course, for happiness and joy in this world only. Man will be exalted with the spirit of divine, titanic pride, and the man-god will appear. Man, his will and his science no longer limited, conquering nature every hour, will thereby every hour experience such lofty delight as will replace for him all his former hopes of heavenly delight. Each will know himself utterly mortal, without resurrection, and will accept death proudly and calmly, like a god. Out of pride he will understand that he should not murmur against the momentariness of life, and he will love his brother then without any reward. Love will satisfy only the moment of life, but the very awareness of its momentariness will increase its fire, inasmuch as previously it was diffused in hopes of an eternal love beyond the grave?' ... well, and so on and so on, in the same vein. Lovely!"

Ivan was sitting with his hands over his ears, looking down, but his whole body started trembling. The voice went on:

"'The question now,' my young thinker reflected, 'is whether or not it is possible for such a period ever to come. If it does come, then everything will be resolved and mankind will finally be settled. But since, in view of man's inveterate stupidity, it may not be settled for another thousand years, anyone who already knows the truth is permitted to settle things for himself, absolutely as he wishes, on the new principles. In this sense, "everything is permitted" to him. Moreover, since God and immortality do not exist in any case, even if this period should never come, the new man is allowed to become a man-god, though it be he alone in the whole world, and of course, in this new rank, to jump lightheartedly over any former moral obstacle of the former slave-man, if need be. There is no law for God! Where God stands—there is the place of God! Where I stand, there at once will be the foremost place ... "everything is permitted," and that's that!' It's all very nice; only if one wants to swindle, why, I wonder, should one also need the sanction of truth? But such is the modern little Russian man: without such a sanction, he doesn't even dare to swindle, so much does he love the truth…(7)"

(1) The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays by Albert Camus, translated by Justin O’Brien and published by Vintage International Vintage Books, 1991 , page 121.

(2) The Rebel: An Essay on Man in Revolt by Albert Camus, translated by Anthony Bower O’Brien and published by Vintage International Vintage Books, 1991, pages 5-6.

(3) Ibid, pages 15-16.

(4) Ibid, pages 70-71.

(5) Ibid, page 61

(6) Basic Writings of Nietzsche by Friedrich Nietzsche, translated by Walter Kaufmann and published by Random House (Modern Library edition), 1992, page 586.

(7) The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky, translated by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky and published by North Point Press, 1990, pages 648-649.

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Thursday, May 10, 2012, at 07:31 AM
John Dehlin: Greg Smith, Dan Peterson, John Dehlin, And Lou Midgley - Re: Maxwell Institute Attack On Dehlin
Original Author(s): John Dehlin
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
For the record, I'm going to lay out the facts (as I know them) regarding the Greg Smith, Daniel Peterson, Lou Midgley happening of the past few weeks and months.

1) A few weeks back someone contacted me to let me know that the Maxwell institute was about to publish a lengthy, footnoted article dedicated to critiquing/attacking me and Mormon Stories authored by Greg Smith.

2) I immediately emailed Daniel Peterson, and cc'd a few people I consider to be friends, to find out if this was true -- telling him that if, indeed, the story was true, that I would appreciate knowing about it, and that I would be contacting my GA friends to ask for their involvement. This was his response:
You're threatening, blackmailing, and defaming, and I don't appreciate it.

I also don't have time for it, and I'm definitely not in the mood: My older brother, my only sibling and only remaining connection to my parents, died suddenly on Friday. I'm at Harvard to give a lecture tonight and will be in California later in the week for my brother's funeral.

Coincidentally, I had to contact the Orem police yesterday -- and not for the first time -- about threats of violence from an unhinged former Mormon in California.

I don't find what you're attempting here even remotely acceptable.

If you cared at all about my good will, you chose a very bad approach. And your timing couldn't possibly have been worse.

-dcp
3) I replied with the following:
Dr. Peterson,

I am very deeply sorry to hear about your loss.

Also, please know that it is not my intention to do any of those things that you allege. I did not create this situation. Simply, I was very disturbed yesterday to learn that the Maxwell institute might be preparing a hit piece on me, so I responded the best way I knew how to get a response from you.

When things improve for you personally, I hope that you and the Maxwell institute will consider a different approach than you have used in the past. You harm many people, including the church you seek to help, when you attack people publicly for their struggles with legitimate issues. ..... There are I sincerely believe that attacking the messenger harms everyone involved -- you, me, the Maxwell institute and the church included.

My sincere well wishes to you and yours during a hard time. Also, I'm happy to reconsider my approaches, and I hope that you will do the same.

Sincerely,

John Dehlin
He did not respond.

4) When I attended the UVU conference, several people (faithful members of the church) came up to me and told me that they were aware of the article written about me, and were sickened by it -- including people who had read it. I was informed that there was significant disagreement within the Maxwell institute itself about whether or not the article should be published.

5) After my panel discussion at UVU, Lou Midgley came up and verbally assaulted me (that's how it felt to me, anyway) -- threatening me and attempting to tie me to the death of a missionary on my mission (Brian Bartholomew), and trying to tie me to Grant Palmer back in 1992 (one of the most bizarre accusations I've ever heard, since it was another decade before I even learned his name). People took pictures and video of the affair (which I have)....which was pretty funny. The interaction, of course, was not funny. Not at all. It was deeply disturbing to me.

6) I decided to contact a GA friend of mine to let him know about the piece, and to ask him to intervene. Given Midgley's verbal allegations, I was not about to be slandered in that way, and I honestly felt like such an article would sully Neil A. Maxwell's good name, and would be damaging to BYU, the church, and to many members of the church who value what we do with Mormon Stories. The GA told me that he would contact a few people in high places, and that he would do his best to intervene.

7) A few days later I was informed by a very, very reliable source that some very clear communication was given to the Maxwell Institute that publishing this article about me was ill advised, and that an apostle was involved in that communication. I was informed that the decision was made to no longer publish the article via the Maxwell Institute, and that it would be returned to its author, Greg Smith. I was also told to not be surprised if the article ended up being published by FAIR.

8) A few weeks back I wrote Scott Gordon to ask if he intended to publish the article. He declined any knowledge of the article, but did not respond regarding whether or not he intends to publish the article. Still waiting for that response.

A final note: I don't mind being criticized. Not at all. Also, I need to clarify something: I did not respond this way out of a desire to protect or save myself, or out of a spirit of censorship. My guess is that this article, in the end, would have probably given us more credibility and publicity regarding the good things we are trying to do at Mormon Stories

So why did I fight the article? I did it because I believe in my heart that the old school, disingenuous, ad hominem-style apologetics a la Daniel Peterson and Louis Midgley are very, very damaging: to the church, to its members, to its former members, and mostly to its targets. My strategic hope was that fighting this article within the ranks of church leadership could be used to help bring light these damaging tactics, and hopefully drive a death nail or two into them (these tactics). I don't know if I've ultimately succeeded on that front (time will tell, I guess), but based on feedback from several sources, I feel like it may have done some good in this regard. If not, well....at least I tried.

For those who want to know what Mormon Stories is all about, see here: http://mormonstories.org/about/

I'll end by quoting from our shared values statement:

1) We acknowledge the richness of Mormon heritage, teachings, and community in all of its diversity.

2) We believe that one can self-identify as Mormon based on one’s genealogy, upbringing, beliefs, relationships, and other life experiences, regardless of one’s adherence or non-adherence to the teachings or doctrines of any religious organization.

3) We seek spaces where we as Mormons can live lives of intellectual and spiritual integrity, individual conscience, and personal dignity.

4) We acknowledge and honor different spiritual paths and modes of religious or non-religious truth-seeking. We respect the convictions of those who subscribe to ideas and beliefs that differ from our own.

5) We recognize the confusion, distress, emotional trauma, and social ostracism that people on faith journeys often experience. We seek constructive ways of helping and supporting people, regardless of their ultimate decisions regarding church affiliation or activity.

6) We affirm the inherent and equal worth of all human beings. We seek spaces where Mormons (and all people) can interact as equals regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation. In this spirit of egalitarianism, we prefer non-authoritarian and non-hierarchical means of organization and affiliation.

7) In addition to explicitly striving to align all operations with the Mormon Stories Shared Values, we endeavor to ensure that the projects we undertake: a) support individuals in Mormon-related faith crises, b) save marriages, c) heal families, and d) celebrate, challenge, and advance Mormon culture in healthy ways.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 08:36 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: M (part 1)
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Magazines: 1) Wholesome and uplifting sources of God’s truth, as published by the church. 2) A tool of Satan used to corrupt the minds and hearts of young men and women.

Magic: Sorcery or sleight of hand tricks that are wholly unrelated to spiritual gifts, such as the use of divining rods and peepstones.

Magnifying One’s Calling: A conscious decision, approved of the Lord, to put your church responsibilities ahead of your family.

Man’s Search for Happiness: A film masterpiece originally produced for the 1964 World’s Fair that, as the Encyclopedia of Mormonism notes, “is less than fifteen minutes long, yet explores every man’s search for meaning in life: the whence, the why, and the whither.” Not to be confused with Viktor Frankl’s “Man’s Search for Meaning,” which is kind of a downer.

Manifesto: 1) The 1890 statement by the church that plural marriages would no longer be authorized or performed. 2) The 1904 statement by the church that this time they really meant it.

Mankind: The children of Adam and Eve, our literal first parents, unless you believe in Evolution, which is a devilish and false teaching that is wholly incompatible with the gospel, but the church has no position on it, so … oh, never mind.

Manuscript, Lost 116 Pages: First transcript of Book of Mormon translations, covering the Book of Lehi. Lost by Martin Harris and said to have been burned by his wife, the pages were not retranslated because of the wicked designs of conspiring men and not because Joseph couldn’t remember what he’d dictated.

Marriage: 1) The union of one man and one woman as ordained of God. 2) The union of one man and multiple women, as ordained of God. 3) The union of more than one woman with Joseph Smith and her “other” husband.

Martyrdom of Joseph and Hyrum Smith: see Carthage Jail.

Mary, Mother of Jesus: Overshadowed by the Holy Spirit, Mary became pregnant with Jesus, who was the Son of God. (Note: Brigham Young and Bruce McConkie explained that “overshadowed by the Holy Spirit” refers to having had sex with God.)

Masochism: Sitting through all ten hours of general conference.

Masonry: A secret society with origins among medieval builders’ guilds in Europe. Its tokens, signs, penalties, oaths, and symbols (such as the compass and square) are completely unrelated to the tokens, signs, penalties, and symbols (such as the compass and square) of the LDS endowment.

Masturbation: A grievous sin condemned by “prophets anciently and today [that] induces feelings of guilt and shame, … is detrimental to spirituality, [and] indicates slavery to the flesh. … No young man should be called on a mission who is not free from this practice. What is more, it too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality” (Spencer W. Kimball, The Miracle of Forgiveness). Statistics bear this out. Recent studies have shown that over 99% of men masturbate, so it is a fact that 99% of gay men have masturbated. Boyd K. Packer has clearly defined masturbation in no uncertain terms, explaining that our sex drive is like a “little factory” that produces a “lifegiving substance.” Tampering with the factory speeds up the process of creating the lifegiving substance. “You must leave that factory alone long enough for it to slow down.” Although masturbation is a regular topic of priesthood interviews of Aaronic Priesthood-age boys, missionaries, and even married males, the onlypeople obsessed with this sin are apostates, probably because they tampered with their little factories.

Matter: Uncreated materials used by God to create the universe. Refined matter is known as “spirit.” What the difference is between matter and refined matter is anyone’s guess.

McKay, David O.: Ninth president of the LDS church. A career educator, McKay became known throughout the world as the principle script advisor for Cecil B. DeMille’s “The Ten Commandments” and as a friend and confidante of Lyndon Johnson, who reportedly said, “Damn, McKay, that’s one hell of a good gig you got there.”

Meat: A food to be eaten sparingly and in times of famine. Just kidding.

Meetinghouse: A building dedicated to religious observances, such as sacrament meetings, basketball games, and pinewood derbies.

Meetings, Major Church: Gatherings of church members for their edification and instruction. Larger church meetings, such as general conference, are televised so that members can sleep in the comfort of their own homes.

Melchizedek Priesthood: The authority to preside in the church and administer the higher ordinances of the church. The priesthood is organized just as it was in Jesus’ time. Consequently, the church was governed by high priest councils until 1834, and then in 1835 the First Presidency was organized and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles was added. The addition of the office of Seventy completed the organization of the priesthood, though God took the next 150 years to tweak the organization, organizing, dropping, redefining, and reassigning the Seventies until He got it perfect sometime in the 1990s.

Membership Records: Meticulously kept records of every ordinance, church disclipinary action, and deaths for a particular member. (Note: “Member” refers to anyone who has ever been born to a church member or was baptized so they could play baseball, including unreported dead. Knowledge of one’s membership is not required.)

Men, Roles of: Men are to emulate the Savior and preside in their homes. as well as officiating in the ordinances of the priesthood. True masculinity is exemplified through white shirts and ties and lack of facial hair.

Mental Health: The restored gospel has great effects on the mental health of church members. Any evidence of positive mental-health benefits can be directly tied to the church, whereas anything negative, such as depression and suicide, is completely unrelated.

Mercy: A godly quality that cannot be given freely unless someone gets punished.

Mercy Killing: Ending stake conference ten minutes early.

Messenger and Advocate: An official publication of the church between 1834 and 1837 intended to proclaim church doctrine. (Note: The Messenge and Advocatet is no longer considered official or doctrinal.)

Michael: The name of Adam in his premortal life, Michael helped Jehovah create the earth. A native of Missouri, Michael will be making a special appearance with Jesus, followed by a six-week booking at the Osmond theater in Branson.

Millenarianism: The belief that the Second Coming of Christ and the Millennium are imminent, these being the last days, at least until an apostle tells us it won’t be happening anytime soon. Thanks, President Packer!

Millennium: The last 1000 years of the earth’s 7000-year temporal existence, the Millennium can be seen as the Sabbath coming after the long week of mortal earth. Satan will be bound, and the righteous will come forth in the first resurrection before the start of the Millennium. Just like a normal Sabbath, the Millennium will be a busy time of getting kids ready for church and attending meetings, lots of meetings. This will also be the time to correct all the mistakes in the church’s genealogy records.

Minorities: Broadly refers to anyone who isn’t a white American. According to the Book of Mormon, God invites “all to come unto him and partake of his goodness; and he denieth none that come unto him, black and white, bond and free, male and female; and he remembereth the heathen; and all are alike unto God” (2 Ne. 26:33). Because all are alike, church members are counseled to “marry those who are of the same racial background” (Aaronic Priesthood Manual 3).

Miracle: A beneficial event brought about by divine intervention, such as finding lost keys or surviving a handcart expedition despite the poor judgment and planning of leaders. Miracles occur because of the faith of the recipient, unless the miracle isn’t granted, in which case it is God’s will.

Miracle of Forgiveness: A 1969 book by then-apostle Spencer W. Kimball outlining various sins and the imperative to “triumph” over them all. The book explains that when Jesus said his yoke is easy and his burden is light, he meant that forgiveness comes only after strenuous effort and a lot of pain and suffering. The book focuses in part on sexual sins, whether petting, the more-grievous heavy petting, and the gateway to homosexuality, masturbation.

Missions: A commitment to spend 18 months to 2 years full-time preaching the gospel, developing welfare projects, serving as tour guides at church historical sites, or operating game-hunting reserves for wealthy clients.

Mission President: A man who is chosen to preside over missionaries in a geographical area. Typically mission presidents are high priests who have shown their faithfulness through church service and success in their business or professional life.

Missionary Training Centers: Church-operated centers in various locations around the world in which missionaries are taught to preach the gospel using the “commitment pattern,” avoid difficult questions by answering the questions their investigators should have asked, and repent of any unresolved sin they might be carrying, lest they not have the spirit.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 08:35 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: L
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
LDS: A highly addictive and very expensive drug that causes users to believe that happiness is found in obedience to someone else.

LDS Family Services: A department of the LDS church that provides counseling services to church members, along with other services such as adoption. For a fee, LDS counselors visit with church members to counsel them and provide discussions of BYU sports and gossip.

LDS Foundation: A department of the LDS church that calls church members asking them to will their money and property to the church when they die. Surviving family members will be comforted by the knowledge that their loved one has consecrated all that he or she had to build the kingdom of God.

LDS Student Association: An umbrella organization that sponsors activities for college-age church members, as well as a fraternity and sorority (these terms are used loosely).

Lamanites: Descendants of Lehi and Ishmael, two Israelite men who came with their families across the ocean to the Americas. The text of the Book of Mormon initially names as Lamanites the descendants of Laman and Lemuel, two sons of Lehi whose posterity was cursed “with a skin of blackness.” At various times, the term Lamanite refers to the wicked and unbelieving descendants of Lehi. Joseph Smith reported being told by an angel that “the Indians were the literal descendants of Abraham.” In 2006, the Correlation committee corrected the angel’s false information by stating that Lamanites were “among” the ancestors of Native Americans.

Last Days: The days leading up to 1891, when Joseph Smith said the Savior would return and “wind up the scene.”

Law: Rules and guidelines enforced in society to govern behavior. For church members, God’s law is higher than human law, but we assured that “he that keepeth the laws of God hath no need to break the laws of the land” (D&C 58:21). (Note: Does not apply to plural marriage, banking, or destroying a printing press).

Law of Adoption: All humans must belong to the House of Israel spiritually before they can dwell in God’s presence. Literal descendants of Israel, such as Jews and pure Ephraimite Joseph Smith, belong to the House genealogically but must become spiritually Israel. Gentiles who convert to the LDS church are adopted into the House of Israel.

Law of Chastity: Church members vow in the temple to keep the Law of Chastity, which is that husbands and wives are not to have “sexual relations” (previous to 1990, it was “sexual intercourse”) “except with [their spouse] to whom [they] are legally and lawfully wedded.” (Note: Does not apply to Joseph Smith.) Sexual relations include necking, petting, heavy petting, and intercourse. For gay church members, sexual relations also include holding hands, hugging, kissing, or having a friend of the same gender.

Law of Consecration: In the temple, church members covenant to obey the Law of Consecration, “that you do consecrate yourselves, your time, talents, and everything with which the Lord has blessed you, or with which he may bless you, to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, for the building up of the kingdom of God on the earth and for the establishment of Zion.” Although many Mormons believe the Law of Consecration has not been in force since the abandonment of the United Order, bishops, Primary teachers, and chapel cleaners know that it has.

Law of the Gospel: Church members covenant in the temple to observe and keep the Law of the Gospel, which is never explained but is contained in the Book of Mormon and the Bible. Along with this law, a “charge” is given “to avoid all lightmindedness, loud laughter, evil speaking of the Lord’s anointed, the taking of the name of God in vain, and every other unholy and impure practice.” Essentially, this law covers anything and everything not included in the other laws and covenants; this helps keep church members on their toes.

Law of Moses: The lesser law given to Moses at Mount Sinai, including the ten commandments and specific rules and ordinances, such as blood sacrifice. This was a temporal law suited to a people who were not ready to live the higher law, which would be brought by Jesus Christ. The New Testament informs us that Jesus’ coming and sacrifice fulfilled the Law of Moses; since that time, the Law of Moses has been abrogated and does not apply to Christian life, except when it condemns gays.

Law of Obedience: In the temple, church members covenant to obey God’s law. Before 1990, if you were female you covenanted that “you will each observe and keep the law of your husband and abide by his counsel in righteousness.” The change has led to no appreciable difference in the submission of men to their wives’ counsel.

Law of Sacrifice: In the temple, church members covenant to “acrifice all that we possess, even our own lives if necessary, in sustaining and defending the kingdom of God.” From the days of Adam servants of God sacrificed the firstfruits of the field and the firstlings of the flock, until the atoning sacrifice of Jesus Christ, “which ended sacrifice by the shedding of blood.” (Note: The practice has been ended until it is practiced again before the Second Coming of Jesus.)

Lawsuits: Legal attempts to obtain justice in non-criminal matters. Lawsuits were a great blessing in early church life, as avoiding litigation compelled Joseph Smith to seek and obtain newer and more suitable gathering places for the Saints.

Leadership Training: All church members are well trained to perform their callings, usually by receiving a manual and attending a few meetings a year. Priesthood leadership training meetings are often broadcast from Salt Lake, where general authorities give inspired counsel. There is no truth to the rumor that these broadcasts are intended to be punishment for slothful servants.

Lectures on Faith: A series of seven lectures on the doctrine and theology of the LDS church originally given in the School of the Prophets in Kirtland, Ohio. The lectures were included in the 1835 edition of the Doctrine and Covenants as being representative of “our belief, and … the faith and principles of this society as a body” and accepted as canon by unanimous vote of a general assembly of the church in August, 1835. Accordingly, the lectures were deleted from the canon in 1921 because “they were never presented to nor accepted by the Church as being otherwise than theological lectures or lessons” and definitely not because the lectures conflicted with current doctrines.

Lee, Harold B: Eleventh president of the church, Lee is notable for setting up the church’s welfare program and for blocking an attempt to rescind the church’s “Negro” doctrines and policies in 1969. As Delbert Stapley noted, such an attempt to contravene the will of the Lord would have resulted in Lee’s premature demise; Lee served a term just short of eighteen months and died at age 74.

Lehi: An Israelite man who brought his family to the Americas some 600 years before Christ. Although Lehi inexplicably doesn’t mention them, there were at the time millions of Native Americans inhabiting the land, and Lehi and his family were quickly assimilated such that no trace of them remains.

Lehi, Book of: A record of Lehi, abridged by the prophet Mormon and translated by Joseph Smith using seer stones. Unfortunately, the wicked scribe and honest Book of Mormon witness Martin Harris allowed his even more wicked wife to see the manuscript, which disappeared. Miraculously, God had been prepared for this event, and when Joseph Smith was unable to retranslate the book, he was given a different version written by Nephi, thus thwarting the efforts of evil and conspiring men to alter the manuscript.

Levitical Priesthood: The priesthood held by Levites not descended from Aaron, making the Levitical priesthood the “lesser part of the Aaronic Priesthood.” Since no priesthood holders are known to be descendants of Aaron, this is a meaningless distinction, but nevertheless one important for the restoration of all things.

Liahona: A compass, or director given to Lehi to guide him in his journeys through the wilderness and to the promised land. Described as a brass ball with two spindles, the Liahona pointed the way the family should go and also provided written messages, such as “Lehi U there? Nephi S tied ^ agn, bt dats OK coz he lyks it. totL perv.” Plastic liahonas are available at the Church History Museum in Salt Lake City; for the more discriminating prophet, metal liahonas with working compasses are avaiable for much more.

Liberty Jail: For five months in late 1838 and early 1839, Joseph Smith and some of his colleagues were imprisoned in a miserable jail cellar on charges of treason stemming from the Mormon attack on a unit of the Missouri state militia in what became known as the Battle of Crooked River. In a long letter to the Saints in March 1839, Smith discussed the injustice of his imprisonment and his expectation that he would be exonerated. Portions of this letter were later canonized as revelations (D&C 121, 122, and 123). Today, a partially reconstructed Liberty Jail stands as one of Mormonism holiest of sacred spaces.

Libraries and Archives: The church has long followed the revealed instruction to keep records (D&C 21:1) of God’s dealings with His church in the latter days. The main repository of these records is the Church Historical Library in Salt Lake City. In the spirit of openness and accountability, church archives have long been open to the public, except for information that might be embarrassing to the church or that might contain truths that are not very useful. Rumors that the First Presidency maintains a private vault are just that: rumors.

Lifestyle: A choice involving how you approach life. Church members are free to choose an acceptable lifestyle, preferably one that looks like a Leave It To Beaver episode. It is important to remember that heterosexual desire is, like gender, ordained of God and provided naturally to all humans. Homosexual attraction is a lifestyle choice for those who choose the easy way out and invite ostracism, scorn, and bullying.

Light and Darkness: All light comes from God, and darkness comes from the devil. Light from our sun is borrowed ” from Kolob through the medium of Kae-e-vanrash, which is the grand Key, or, in other words, the governing power, which governs fifteen other fixed planets or stars, as also Floeese or the Moon, the Earth and the Sun in their annual revolutions.” Sadly, modern science has not advanced as far as this revealed truth. Mentions of white and dark skin in the scriptures are purely metaphorical, as prophets such as Brigham Young and Spencer Kimball have taught since the early days of the church.

Light of Christ: The conscience, or knowledge of right and wrong, given to all humans. According to some Mormon apologists and prophets, the great test of this life is to overcome the Light of Christ and obey one’s church leaders, even if they tell you to do something that is wrong.

Light-Mindedness: Trivializing the sacred, such as telling Jesus jokes or waving off a question about man’s potential godhood with “I don’t know that we teach it.” This concise dictionary is an excellent example of light-mindedness.

Literature: Members of the church have a rich tradition of artistic and literary achievement, from the homespun poetry of Eliza Snow and Orson Whitney to the usefully true novels of Gerald Lund and the inspired musicals My Turn on Earth and Saturday’s Warrior. President Boyd K. Packer has called for a renaissance in LDS literature, which seems to have been answered in the teen-vampire novels of Stephenie Meyer and the homophobic rantings of Orson Scott Card.

Lord: A confusing term in the scriptures that may refer to God the Father or to Jesus Christ. Thankfully, Joseph Smith has clarified that “less ambiguous term[s]” are Ahman for God the Father and Son Ahman for Jesus Christ. Use of these terms should eliminate any confusion, though they may provoke bemused chuckling among non-Mormons.

Lord’s Prayer: A prayer given by Jesus as an example of how to pray; apostate Christianity has unfortunately turned the prayer into a vain repetition of the kind that Jesus condemned. True Christianity does not involve rote prayers or ordinances, except for the sacrament, baptism, blessings, ordinations, or temple ceremonies.

Lost Scripture: Prophetic and inspired writing that has been lost but, if discovered, would completely support LDS beliefs and practices.

Lottery: A state-sponsored exercise inspired of God. When jackpots are high enough, large numbers of Utah Latter-day Saints drop what they are doing and congregate in long lines in Southern Idaho and Northwestern Arizona as a practice run for their eventual exodus to Jackson County, Missouri.

Love: The foundation of true religion. Jesus taught that we are to love our neighbors as we love ourselves. Love is kind and long-suffering, humble, “seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil, and rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in the truth, beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things” (Moro. 7:45; cf. 1 Cor. 13:4-7). Above all, true love is conditional. For example, God’s love is conditional on our doing what we are told. The belief that God’s love is infinite and unconditional is a “false ideology … used by anti-Christs to woo people with deception” (see Russell Nelson, Ensign, February 2003).

Love Bombing: An outburst of friendly visits from ward members who hardly know you, random deliveries of baked goods or crafts, and letters, emails, and visits from church leaders. Love bombing usually begins when someone hasn’t been to church in a few weeks and ends the second they show up in sacrament meeting.

Lucifer: A name meaning “light-bearer” that by the third century AD was given to Satan because of a mistranslation of a passage in Isaiah. This mistranslation appears to have been inspired of God, as modern revelation indicates that Satan was known as Lucifer as far back as the Garden of Eden.

Lying for the Lord: Also known as “theocratic ethics,” this doctrine taught by Joseph Smith explains that prophets and apostles are not bound by earthly laws or ethics but by a higher law. Among the ethical behaviors that were not to be respected was honesty, exemplified by Joseph Smith denying his plural marriages both publicly and to his wife, Emma. Recent prophets and apostles have been diligent in following this commandment, such as when Gordon Hinckley and Hugh Pinnock denied knowing Mark Hofmann, or when Dallin Oaks denied Boyd Packer’s involvement in the excommunication of Paul Toscano.

Lyman, Amy Brown: Founder of what later became LDS Family Services. Served as Relief Society General President from 1940 until 1945, when she asked to be released because of her marriage problems.

Lyman, Richard: Ordained an apostle in 1918. In 1903. after the birth of their second child in 1903, Lyman’s wife, Amy, “informed Richard that their relationship from that point on would be celibate, living in amiable harmony.” During the 1920s, he was tasked with helping Anna Jacobsen, who had been excommunicated for unauthorized polygamy, to return to the church. A strong bond grew between the two, and Lyman suggested that, when one of them died, the survivor should be sealed to the other in a postmortal polygamous union. On November 11, 1943, apostles Harold Lee and Joseph Fielding Smith accompanied Salt Lake City police officers to Jacobsen’s apartment. Breaking down the door, they discovered Lyman in bed with Jacobsen. Lyman is the last apostle to be excommunicated to this date.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 07:53 AM
The Mormon Mythological Makeover Of White Supremacist Murderer, Plunderer, Slave Trader, Imperialist Gold Seeker And Lost Traveler Christopher Columbus As An Inspired Man Of God
Original Author(s): Steve Benson
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Self-serving Mormonism (what other kind is there?) declasres that Christopher Columbus was led by the LDS God to discover the so-called "New World."

--Mormon Manipulations of Columbus as a Man of God--

As an article in the LDS propaganda organ aimed at its vulnerable and easily-swayed youth, the “Friend,” claims:

“. . . On August 3, 1492, Christopher set sail from Palos, Spain, with three ships: the ‘Nina,’ the ‘Pinta, ‘ and the ‘Santa Maria.’ It was only after a long and difficult journey that land was sighted. October 12, 1492, was the happy day when he set foot on dry ground—not in Japan or China or India, but on an island in what is now called the Bahamas, in the western hemisphere.

“It has now been five hundred years since Christopher Columbus made that trip, and modern history books all give an account of the famous journey. But long before Columbus was born, another historian wrote of this navigator’s future travels. The prophet Nephi, son of Lehi, had a vision of Columbus. He recorded the vision in 1 Nephi: ‘And I looked and beheld a man among the Gentiles, who was separated from the seed of my brethren by the many waters; and I beheld the Spirit of God, that it came down and wrought upon the man; and he went forth upon the many waters, even unto the seed of my brethren, who were in the promised land.’ (1 Ne. 13:12).

“The scriptures indicate that Columbus’ voyages to the lands of North and South America were not made by chance but were directed by the Spirit. Columbus himself acknowledged several times that he was motivated by divine influence. In a letter to the king and queen of Spain, he wrote, ‘Our Lord unlocked my mind, sent me upon the sea, and gave me fire for the deed. Those who heard of my emprise [enterprise] called it foolish, mocked me, and laughed. But who can doubt but the Holy Ghost inspired me?’

“Weeks into their voyage, the crews that were with Columbus grew restless and fearful, and the captains of the ‘Nina’ and the ‘Pinta’ both wanted to turn back. Columbus would not give up, however, and he finally promised that if land was not sighted in forty-eight hours, they would turn back. That night in his cabin, Columbus ‘prayed mightily to the Lord,’ and on the very next day, October 12, land was sighted.

“Because of his strong determination, courage, and faith, Christopher Columbus was able to make his dream of adventure and travel to distant lands come true. He didn’t discover a new route to the Indies, as he had hoped to, but his discovery of America was inspired by God.”

(Wendy Seal Manzanares, “Heroes and Heroines: Christopher Columbus, Inspired Seaman,” in the “Friend,” October 1992, pp. 38–39, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints website, under “Gospel Library Magazines,” at: http://lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?hideNav=1&locale=0&sourceId=e74d55faa5cab010VgnVCM1000004d82620a____&vgnextoid=21bc9fbee98db010VgnVCM1000004d82620aRCRD)

Arnold K. Garr of BYU’s Religious Studies Center, in ”Christopher Columbus: A Latter-day Saint Perspective,” continues the Mormon anti-truth propaganda blitz on the “adult” level:

“For Latter-day Saints, the story of Christopher Columbus begins long before he was born in 1451. In fact, what he would do was known in prophecy at least 600 years before the birth of Christ, when the ancient American prophet, Nephi, foresaw Columbus’ coming to the New World in a vision and recorded what he saw on metal plates. Joseph Smith later translated that account as a part of the Book of Mormon. The record of the vision is found in the 1 Nephi 13:12. Nephi declared: ‘I looked and beheld a man among the gentiles, who was separated from the seed of my brethren by the many water; and I beheld the Spirit of God, that it came down and wrought upon the man; and he went forth upon the many waters, even unto the seed of my brethren, who were in the promised land.’

“Elder Mark E. Petersen, a modern-day apostle, explained that ‘the many waters were the Atlantic Ocean,’ and that ‘the seed of [Nephi’s] brethren were the American Indians.’ He also affirmed that ‘it was Christopher Columbus whom [Nephi] saw, and he observed further that the discoverer was guided by divine power on his journey.’

“Several modern-day prophets have testified that Columbus was guided to the New World by the Spirit of God, fulfilling Book of Mormon prophecy. In 1976, President Ezra Taft Benson stated, ‘God inspired “a man among the Gentiles”. . . who, by the Spirit of God was led to rediscover the land of America and bring this rich new land to the attention of the people in Europe. That man, of course, was Christopher Columbus, who testified that he was inspired in what he did.’

“In 1950, Elder Spencer W. Kimball testified that God ‘inspired a little boy, Christopher Columbus, to stand on the quays in Genoa, Italy, and yearn for the sea. He was filled with the desire to sail the seas, and he fulfilled a great prophecy made long, long ago that this land, chosen above all other lands, should be discovered. And so when he was mature, opportunity was granted to him to brave the unknown seas, to find this land . . . and to open the door, as it were.’

“In 1907, President Joseph F. Smith also confirmed his conviction that the Lord guided Columbus in much the same way as He did Adam and Abraham in the Old Testament .

“Church leaders’ statements about Columbus are not restricted to those of the 20th Century, as the apostles and prophets from the beginning of this dispensation also boldly testified that the Lord guided the great discoverer.

“In 1869, Elder George Q. Cannon delivered an address in the Salt Lake Tabernacle in which he stated: ‘Columbus was inspired to penetrate the ocean and discover this Western continent, for the set time for its discovery had come; and the consequences which God desired to follow its discovery have taken place.’ (“Journal of Discourses” ["JD"] 14:55)

“At the 1854 Fourth of July celebration in Salt Lake City, President Brigham Young spoke of the Lord’s direction of the events that led to the modern discovery of America: ‘The Almighty . . . moved upon Columbus to launch forth upon the trackless deep to discover the American Continent’ (“JD” 7:13).

“Elder Orson Hyde, speaking at the same celebration as President Young, made perhaps the most intriguing reference to this theme, connecting Columbus’ voyage and discoveries with the ministry of Moroni, the ancient American prophet and divine messenger and caretaker of the records of the Book of Mormon. Referring to him as the ‘Prince of America,’ Elder Hyde noted that Moroni ‘presides over the destinies of America, and feels a lively interest in all or doing. . . . This same angel was with Columbus and gave him deep impressions, by dreams and by visions, respecting this New World.” He continued, “The angel of God helped him—was with him on the stormy deep, calmed the troubled elements, and guided his frail vessel to the desired haven.’ (“JD” 6:368).

“It is abundantly clear from these and other statements that Church leaders from early on have taught that the Lord was very interested in the success of Columbus’ voyages to and from the Americas.

“Columbus left many statements in his journals and other personal writings in which he boldly declared that he believed the Lord directed him in his great undertaking. Referring to his first voyage to America, he once stated, ‘With a hand that could be felt, the Lord opened my mind to the fact that it would be possible to sail from here to the Indies. . . . This was the fire that burned within me. . . . Who can doubt that this fire was not merely mine, but also of the Holy Spirit.’ (. . . Columbus most often referred to the New World as the Indies).

“'Forerunner of the Restoration of the Gospel'

“One might ask why the Lord was so concerned with Columbus that He guided the discoverer in his preparation for the journey and inspired him along the way. The answer to this question can also be found in the writings of modern-day apostles and prophets. Several have clearly stated that Columbus and also the Founding Fathers of the United States of America were instruments in the Lord’s hands in preparing America to become the seat of the Restoration of the Gospel of Jesus Christ in this last dispensation of time.

“In 1903, President Joseph F. Smith spoke of the divine destiny of America: ‘This great American nation the Almighty raised up by the power of his omnipotent hand, that is might be possible in the latter days for the kingdom of God to be established in the earth.’ President Smith further explained that ‘if the Lord had not prepared the way by laying the foundations of this glorious nation, it would have been impossible (under the stringent laws and bigotry of the monarchical governments of the world) to have laid the foundations of his great kingdom. The Lord has done this’.’

“Echoing the same idea, Elder Mark E. Petersen said: ‘The true gospel . . . could not be given to Israel of today until it was restored, and the restoration could come only under favorable conditions, in a free country, where men could worship God according to the dictates of their own conscience.’ Speaking specifically about the work that Columbus and the Founding Father performed, Elder Petersen declared: ‘These events were preliminary steps leading up to the gospel being restored and taken to the entire house of Israel.’ He emphasized that ‘few people think of the discovery of America, the Revolutionary War, and the establishment of a constitutional form of government here as being steps toward the fulfillment of the Lord’s ancient covenant with Abraham. But it is a fact that they were.

“Finally, George Q. Cannon specifically named Columbus, along with George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin as men who were inspired to do the work they did. He declared that ‘it was a preparatory work for the establishment of the kingdom of God. This Church and kingdom could not have been established on the earth if their work had not been performed.’ (“JD” 14:55)

“Latter-day Saints conclude that the Lord inspired Columbus to be a forerunner in preparing the way for the establishment of the kingdom of God on the American continent in this last dispensation.

“As Elder Petersen explained, ‘The restoration of the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ in these latter days, together with the advance preparation of conditions which made it possible, was indeed a divine drama which had many stages and many scenes, some of which were world shaking.’ [Christopher Columbus was] a man who truly changed the world as he played out his part in this divine drama . . [in] . . . the Age of Discovery.”

(Arnold K. Garr, "Chapter 1: “Columbus: Fulfillment of Book of Mormon Prophecy” [Provo, Utah: Religious Studies Center, Brigham Young University, 1992], pp. 1–5], under “Brigham Young University, Religious Studies Center,” at: http://rsc.byu.edu/archived/christopher-columbus-latter-day-saint-perspective/chapter-1-columbus-fulfillment-book-mormo)

--Now, What the Mormon Church Doesn't Want You to Hear about Christopher Columbus: The Inconvenient Rest of the Story--

Writer Daniel N. Paul buries once and for all the White-Man Mormon Myth that Columbus was a foreordained instrument of the LDS Savior, led by directions beamed from Kolob that were designed to assist Columbus in uncovering America.

To the contrary, as Paul points out to brainwashed true-believing Mormons and others among the similarly hoodwinked, Columbus was a on-the-payroll imperialist deployed by the Spanish government of King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella to, in the name of God and country, ruthlessly seize territory and greedily grab booty--and, in the process, to murderously eliminate, eagerly enslave and brutally repress any and all Native inhabitants who dared stand in his way.

**Columbus: Trafficker in Young Girls

In dismantling the dishonestly-concocted reputation of Columbus, Paul quotes from Columbus’ own words:

”In 1500, Columbus wrote to a friend: ’A hundred castellanoes (a Spanish coin) are as easily obtained for a woman as for a farm, and it is very general and there are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten (years old) are now in demand.’”

We've only just begun, folks.

**Columbus: Accidental "Discoverer"/Purposeful Slave Trader

Paul notes that Columbus' arrival in the "New World" was actually an accident, not a Liahona-like act of God:

"The event that led European Nations to destroy many of the civilizations of two continents, and drastically diminish the remainder, resulted from what was an almost impossible accident of fate. If it had not already occurred, it would be virtually impossible to envision.

“In 1492, Christopher Columbus, on a sea voyage to chart a shortcut to the Indies, funded by Queen Isabella of Spain, set the stage for the rape of American civilizations by going astray at sea.

“By chance he eventually landed on a small island in the Caribbean sea populated by a defenseless and friendly pacifist race of people, the Taino. These people were ripe for picking by unscrupulous men, and Columbus and his crew pillaged with impunity. The blind luck that led him to land on this small defenseless island instead of somewhere else along the thousands of miles of North and South American coastline-where people wouldn't have been so complacent--is akin to finding a needle in a haystack.

“In retrospect, if he had instead landed in a non-pacifist country, such as that of the Iroquois or Maya, history would have turned out differently. Their Warriors would have fought back ferociously, very probably ending his voyage on the American side of the Atlantic. If this had happened, and no Europeans had appeared for another century, population growth and technology development would have reduced the possibility of European colonization considerably. However, history turned out the way it did and no amount of fantasizing can change that.

“Columbus, thinking he was in the Indies, did not waste time paying lip service to the pretense that he wasimporting ‘shining’ European ideals to the people he mistakenly labeled Indians.

“Instead he wrote in his journal: ‘We can send from here, in the name of the Holy Trinity, all the slaves and Brazil wood which could be sold.’

“True to the intent of these words, he initiated the Amerindian slave harvest on his first voyage. When he embarked from the Americas for Spain, it was with a cargo of five hundred Native Americans . . . crammed into three ships to be sold on the continental slave markets. Upon landing at Seville, only about three hundred of these unfortunate souls were still alive. These and booty were turned over to Queen Isabella. . . .

“The news of the riches offered by Hispaniola and surrounding islands soon spread across Europe. The notion of fabulous wealth for the picking was like a magnet for other European Nations. Within a few years, harvesters from Spain and other European countries were traveling from island to island seeking artifacts, precious metals, spices, and human beings for enslavement.

"The cruel assault mounted by these people against the defenseless and non-aggressive Taino, who had numbered in the millions in 1492, was so effective that forty years later they were virtually extinct. . . .

“The following incident set a precedent for European powers to forgive Caucasian barbarians who mass-murdered American Indians. It is rare, indeed, to find an instance where one of them was imprisoned, or executed, for the horrors he committed.

“On August 23, 1500, Christopher Columbus and his brothers were sent back to Spain in chains by Spanish Governor Francesco de Bobadilla for mistreating Natives in the section of Hispaniola now known as Haiti. When they arrived in Spain, they were immediately released and graciously received at the royal court.”

**Columbus: Supposed Great Man of Exploration and Science Who Was Actually Beaten to the Punch Far Earlier by Others

Paul cites an essay by Jack Weatherford, entitled “Examining the Reputation of Columbus,” published in the “Baltimore Sun,“ 6 October 1989. Weatherford, notes Paul, enjoys impressive credentials: “[He] is Professor of Anthropology at Macalaster College in St. Paul, Minnesota. He is author of “Indian Givers: How the Indians of the Americas Transformed the World” and several other books, and he has appeared on ‘The Today Show,’ ‘ABC Evening News with Peter Jennings,’ ‘Larry King,’ ‘All Things Considered’ [National Public Radio], and other TV and radio programs.”

Weatherford thoroughly debunks the commonly Mormon Church-perpetrated myth that Columbus was supposedly some uniquely-called, God-inspired discoverer.

The real record indicates quite the opposite:

“Christopher Columbus' reputation has not survived the scrutiny of history, and today we know that he was no more the discoverer of America than Pocahontas was the discoverer of Great Britain.

"Native Americans had built great civilizations with many millions of people long before Columbus wandered lost into the Caribbean.

“Columbus' voyage has even less meaning for North Americans than for South Americans because Columbus never set foot on our continent, nor did he open it to European trade.

“Scandinavian Vikings already had settlements here in the eleventh century, and British fisherman probably fished the shores of Canada for decades before Columbus.

“The first European explorer to thoroughly document his visit to North America was the Italian explorer Giovanni Caboto, who sailed for England's King Henry VII and became known by his anglicized name, John Cabot. Caboto arrived in 1497 and claimed North America for the English sovereign while Columbus was still searching for India in the Caribbean.

“After three voyages to America and more than a decade of study, Columbus still believed that Cuba was a part of Asia, South America was only an island, and the coast of Central America was near the Ganges River.

“Unable to celebrate Columbus' exploration as a great discovery, some apologists now want to commemorate it as a great ‘cultural encounter.’ Under this interpretation, Columbus becomes a sensitive genius thinking beyond his time in the passionate pursuit of knowledge and understanding. The historical record refutes this, too.

“Contrary to popular legend, Columbus did not prove that the world was round; educated people had known that for centuries. The Egyptian-Greek scientist Erastosthenes, working for Alexandria and Aswan, already had measured the circumference and diameter of the world in the third century B.C. Arab scientists had developed a whole discipline of geography and measurement, and in the tenth century A.D., Al Maqdisi described the earth with 360 degrees of longitude and 180 degrees of latitude. The Monastery of St. Catherine in the Sinai still has an icon--painted 500 years before Columbus --which shows Jesus ruling over a spherical earth.

“Nevertheless, Americans have embroidered many such legends around Columbus, and he has become part of a secular mythology for school children. Autumn would hardly be complete in U.S. elementary schools without construction-paper replicas of the three ships that Columbus sailed to America, or without drawings of Queen Isabella pawning her jewels to finance Columbus' trip.

“This myth of the pawned jewels obscures the true and more sinister story of how Columbus financed his trip. The Spanish monarch invested in his excursion, but only on the condition that Columbus would repay this investment with profit by bringing back gold, spices, and other tribute from Asia. This pressing need to repay his debt underlies the frantic tone of Columbus' diaries as he raced from one Caribbean island to the next, stealing anything of value."

**Columbus: Failed Navigator and Lost Traveler Who Made Up for His Fantastic Flops By Becoming a Successful Human Trafficker

“After he failed to contact the emperor of China, the traders of India, or the merchants of Japan, Columbus decided to pay for his voyage in the one important commodity he had found in ample supply--human lives. He seized 1,200 Taino Indians from the island of Hispaniola, crammed as many on to his ships as would fit, and sent them to Spain, where they were paraded naked through the streets of Seville and sold as slaves in 1495. Columbus tore children from their parents, husbands from wives. On board Columbus' slave ships, hundreds died; the sailors tossed the Indian bodies into the Atlantic.

“Because Columbus captured more Indian slaves than he could transport to Spain in his small ships, he put them to work in mines and plantations which he, his family, and followers created throughout the Caribbean. His marauding band hunted Indians for sport and profit--beating, raping, torturing, killing, and then using the Indian bodies as food for their hunting dogs. Within four years of Columbus' arrival on Hispaniola, his men had killed or exported one-third of the original Indian population of 300,000.

“This was the great cultural encounter initiated by Christopher Columbus. This is the event celebrated each year on Columbus Day. The United States honors only two men with federal holidays bearing their names. In January we commemorate the birth of Martin Luther King, Jr., who struggled to lift the blinders of racial prejudice and to cut the remaining bonds of slavery in America. In October, we honor Christopher Columbus, who opened the Atlantic slave trade and launched one of the greatest waves of genocide known in history.”

(Daniel M. Paul, “White Supremacists Mentality: Columbus Day,” 26 September 2003)

Andre Cramblit, in his article, “It's Columbus Day--What Are We Celebrating For?,” continues the well-deserved de-mythologization of Columbus:

"’We shall take you and your wives, and your children, and shall make slaves of them, and we shall take away your goods, and shall do you all the mischief and damage that we can, and we protest that the deaths and losses which shall accrue from this are your fault.’ (Christopher Columbus)

“Each October children in classrooms around the nation will dutifully recite their Columbus Day ‘facts’: the ships (‘the Ni[n]a, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria’), the year (‘In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue . . . ‘), and even the fruit that the explorer thought best resembled the Earth (that would be the orange). Our national leaders take time out of their busy schedules--raising money and covering up scandals--to commemorate the man who ‘found’ America.

“Of course, by now many of us know that Columbus was not the first European to sail to North America--a Viking did that nearly 500 years earlier--and that the arrival of the Spanish empire wasn't exactly a blessing to the hemisphere.

“What many of us don't know, and what many more of us willfully ignore, is what Columbus really was the first to do on our side of the pond.

“Christopher Columbus, you see, was a slave trader, a gold digger, a missionary, and even a war profiteer in the name of Ferdinand and Isabella.

“The arrival of Columbus's small fleet on what is now San Salvador (that's Spanish for ‘Holy Savior’) was greeted by the ‘decorous and praiseworthy’ Taino Indians (Columbus's words) and was followed almost immediately by mass enslavement, amputation for sport, and a genocide that claimed over four million people in four years. That's quite a saving.

“His arrival also marked the beginning of 500 years of imperialism, enslavement, disease, genocide, and a legacy of impoverishment and discrimination that our nation is only beginning to come to terms with. Today American Indians lack adequate healthcare and housing, receive pitiful education, face daunting barriers to economic opportunity, and see their lands (that would be the whole of the continent) overrun with pollution and big business.

“Columbus Day has been celebrated as a federal holiday since 1971, making it the first of only two federal holidays to honor a person by name. The other celebrates the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

“It isn't Christopher Columbus and the conquistadors, though, that resemble the selflessness of the Rev. King and the best traditions of the American ideal. From the hospitality of the Taino Indians toward Columbus's crew, on which he remarked at length in his diaries, to the generosity of the Wampanoag in sharing their traditional feast with the Pilgrims, the history and tradition of Indian cultures have characterized the values of a plural and welcoming community. Even today American Indians proudly serve a country that has given them so little and taken so much.”

(Andre Cramblit, “It's Columbus Day--What Are We Celebrating For?,” 9 October 2006, “ provided by “INDN's List,” 406 S. Boulder, Mezzanine Ste 200, Tulsa, OK 74103)

**Columbus: White Supremacist (No Wonder the Mormons Have Reverently Baptized Him for the Dead)

Paul exposes the LDS-familiar White supremacist mindset of this ruthless slave trader and land grabber:

“White supremacist mentalities guide the actions of Whites who idolize individuals such as Columbus as heroes. How could any descent human being say otherwise?

“For example, Columbus's staunch supporters steadfastly ignore the fact that he, by landing on a small Caribbean island and capturing people to be sold as slaves, began what would be the world's most horrendous human tragedy--the complete destruction of a great many of the civilizations of two continents, and the near destruction of the remainder--a process that included the massacre of tens of millions of First Nations Peoples.

“The number of our Peoples who died, and in many cases who are still dying, because of the European invasion he initiated, is incalculable. The closest number one can estimate, when taking into consideration that the slaughter started in 1492 has continued to a certain degree to this day, is several hundred millions. And, the vast majority of the millions who are the remnant of the original great civilizations that once prospered across the two continents, live a poverty-stricken existence.

“This is something that should instill in the people whose ancestors begot the horror shame, not pride."

Paul cites Dahr Jamail's and Jason Coppola’s critique of Columbus, “The Myth of America”:

“To mark Columbus Day in 2004, the Medieval and Renaissance Center in UCLA published the final volume of a compendium of Columbus-era documents.

“Its general editor, Geoffrey Symcox, leaves little room for ambivalence when he says, ‘This is not your grandfather's Columbus. . . . While giving the brilliant mariner his due, the collection portrays Columbus as an unrelenting social climber and self-promoter who stopped at nothing--not even exploitation, slavery, or twisting biblical scripture--to advance his ambitions. . . . Many of the unflattering documents have been known for the last century or more, but nobody paid much attention to them until recently. The fact that Columbus brought slavery, enormous exploitation or devastating diseases to the Americas used to be seen as a minor detail--if it was recognized at all--in light of his role as the great bringer of white man's civilization to the benighted idolatrous American continent. But to historians today this information is very important. It changes our whole view of the enterprise . . . .’”

**Columbus: Cunning Deceiver and Greedy Advantage-Taker, from His Own Diaries and Eyewitness Accounts of Spanish Atrocities

Again quoting Columbus, Paul observes:

"’They . . . brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks' bells,’ Christopher Columbus wrote in his logbook in 1495. ‘They willingly traded everything they owned. . . . They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features. . . . They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane. . . . They would make fine servants. . . . With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want. Let us in the name of the Holy Trinity go on sending all the slaves that can be sold.’

“Catholic priest Bartolome De las Casas, in the multi-volume ‘History of the Indies’ published in 1875, wrote, ‘ . . . Slaves were the primary source of income for the Admiral (Columbus) with that income he intended to repay the money the Kings were spending in support of Spaniards on the Island. They provide profit and income to the Kings. (The Spaniards were driven by) insatiable greed . . . killing, terrorizing, afflicting, and torturing the Native peoples . . . with the strangest and most varied new methods of cruelty.’

(Note: About De las Casas, Pulitzer prize-winning author John Noble Wilford in his book, "The Mysterious History of Chrisopher Columbus," writes: "One of the early advocates of officially-sanctioned Black slavery in the New World was, of all people, Las Casas, and his many critics have used this in efforts to discredit him. Las Casas proposed in 1517 the licensing of an extensive trade in Blacks, and Charles I [who "ruled Spain from 1516 to 1556 as Charles I" and who "was also the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V from 1510 to 1556"] agreed. As Las Casas saw it, this was the only immediate alternative if his beloved Indians were to be spared destruction. It was years before he came to recognize that one form of slavery was just as evil as the other. In his 'Historia,' Las Casas finally apologized and inserted a lengthy account on the injustice of American slave raids." [John Noble Wilford, "The Mysterious History of Columbus: An Exploration of the Man, the Myth, the Legacy," Chapter 10, "A Question of Humanity" [New York, New York: Vintage Books, Divison of Random House, 1992], pp. 189-90])

Paul continues:

“This systematic violence [against the Natives] was aimed at preventing ‘Indians from daring to think of themselves as human beings. (The Spaniards) thought nothing of knifing Indians by tens and twenties and of cutting slices off them to test the sharpness of their blades. . . . My eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write.’

“Father Fray Antonio de Montesino, a Dominican preacher, in December 1511 said this in a sermon that implicated Christopher Columbus and the colonists in the genocide of the native peoples: ‘Tell me by what right of justice do you hold these Indians in such a cruel and horrible servitude? On what authority have you waged such detestable wars against these people who dealt quietly and peacefully on their own lands? Wars in which you have destroyed such an infinite number of them by homicides and slaughters never heard of before . . . .’

“In 1892, the National Council of Churches, the largest ecumenical body in the United States, is known to have exhorted Christians to refrain from celebrating the Columbus quincentennial, saying, ‘What represented newness of freedom, hope, and opportunity for some was the occasion for oppression, degradation and genocide for others. . . . ‘

“Yet America continues to celebrate ‘Columbus Day.’ That Americans do so in the face of all evidence that there is little in the Columbian legacy that merits applause makes it easier for them to avoid taking responsibility for their own actions, or the actions of their government. Perhaps there is good reason.”

**Columbus: Beneficiary of Myth-Makers in Mega-Denial

Notes Paul:

“In "Columbus Day: A Clash of Myth and History,’ journalist and media critic Norman Solomon discusses how historians who deal with recorded evidence are frequently depicted as ‘politically correct’ revisionists while the general populace is manipulated into holding on to myths that brazenly applaud inconceivable acts of violence of men against fellow humans:

“’For those of us who are willing to ask how it becomes possible to manipulate the population of a country into accepting atrocity, the answer is not hard to find. It requires normalizing the inconceivable and drumming it in via the socio-cultural environment until it is internalized and embedded in the individual and collective consciousness. The combined or singular deployment of the media, the entertainment industry, mainstream education or any other agency, can achieve the desired result of convincing people that wars can be just, and strikes can be surgical, as long as it is the US that is doing it. . . .

“’How might this become accepted as "Policy" and remain unquestioned by almost an entire population? The one word key to that is: Myths. The explanation is that the myths the United States is built upon have paved the way for the perpetuation of all manner of violations. Among the first of these is that of Christopher Columbus. In school we were taught of his bravery, courage and perseverance. In a speech in 1989, [the American president] proclaimed: "Christopher Columbus not only opened the door to a New World, but also set an example for us all by showing what monumental feats can be accomplished through perseverance and faith."

“’Never mind that the monumental feats mainly comprised part butchery, part exploitation and the largest part betrayal of host populations of the ‘New World.’”

**Columbus: Ruthless Enslaver, as Recorded by Members of His Own Crew

Paul writes:

“On their second arrival in Hispaniola, Haiti, Columbus's crew took captive roughly two thousand local villagers who had arrived to greet them. Miguel Cuneo, a literate crew member, wrote, ‘When our caravels . . . were to leave for Spain, we gathered . . . one thousand six hundred male and female persons of those Indians, and these we embarked in our caravels on February 17, 1495. . . . For those who remained, we let it be known (to the Spaniards who manned the island's fort) in the vicinity that anyone who wanted to take some of them could do so, to the amount desired, which was done.’”

**Columbus: Mutilating, Frustrated Gold-Seeker

Continues Paul:

“Such original ‘monumental feats’ as were accomplished by our nation's heroes and role models were somewhat primitive. Local inhabitants who resisted Columbus and his crew had their ears or nose cut off, were attacked by dogs, skewered with pikes and shot.

“Reprisals were so severe that many of the Natives committed mass suicide and women began practicing abortions in order not to leave children enslaved. The population of Haiti at the time of Columbus's arrival was between 1.5 million and 3 million. Sixty years later, every single Native had been murdered.

“In ‘A People's History of the United States,’ celebrated historian Howard Zinn describes how Arawak men and women emerged from their villages to greet their guests with food, water and gifts when Columbus landed at the Bahamas. But Columbus wanted something else. ‘Gold is most excellent; gold constitutes treasure; and he who has it does all he wants in the world, and can even lift souls up to Paradise,’ he wrote to the King and Queen of Spain in 1503.

“Rather than gold, however, Columbus only found slaves when he arrived on his second visit with seventeen ships and over 1,200 men. Ravaging various Caribbean islands, Columbus took Natives as captives as he sailed. Of these he picked 500 of the best specimens and shipped them back to Spain. Two hundred of these died en route, while the survivors were put up for sale by the archdeacon of the town where they landed.

“Columbus needed more than mere slaves to sell, and Zinn's account informs us: ‘ . . . [D]esperate to pay back dividends to those who had invested, (he) had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.

"’The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.’

“As a younger priest, the aforementioned De las Casas had participated in the conquest of Cuba and owned a plantation where Natives worked as slaves before he found his conscience and gave it up.

“His first-person accounts reveal that the Spaniards ‘thought nothing of knifing Indians by tens and twenties and of cutting slices off them to test the sharpness of their blades. They forced their way into native settlements, slaughtering everyone they found there, including small children, old men, pregnant women, and even women who had just given birth. They hacked them to pieces, slicing open their bellies with their swords as though they were sheep herded into a pen. They even laid wagers on whether they could manage to slice a man in two at a stroke, or cut an individual's head from his body, or disembowel him with a single blow of their axes. They grabbed suckling infants by the feet and, ripping them from their mothers' breasts, dashed them headlong against the rocks. Others, laughing and joking all the while, threw them over their shoulders into a river, shouting: “Wriggle, you little perisher.” They slaughtered anyone on their path . . . ‘”

**Columbus: Bloody Conqueror Bent on “Full Spectrum Dominance” in the Name of the Christian God

Writes Paul:

“In a letter to the Spanish court dated February 15, 1492, Columbus presented his version of full spectrum dominance: ‘to conquer the world, spread the Christian faith and regain the Holy Land and the Temple Mount.’

“With this radical ideology, las Casas records, ‘They spared no one, erecting especially wide gibbets on which they could string their victims up with their feet just off the ground and then burned them alive thirteen at a time, in honor of our Savior and the twelve Apostles.’

“About incorporating these accounts in his book, Zinn explained . . . : ‘My point is not to grieve for the victims and denounce the executioners. Those tears, that anger, cast into the past, deplete our moral energy for the present . . . but I do remember a statement I once read: “The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you don't listen to it, you will never know what justice is.”’

**Columbus: Vehicle for Sustaining Self-Justifying Nationalistic Illusions

Paul observes how, as others have also noted, the “glorification of (the atrocities of) Columbus is one of several myths that sustain the illusions that justify . . . imperial visions . . . . .”

(Paul, “White Supremacists Mentality: Columbus Day;" and Daniel N. Paul and Bhaswati Sengupta, “Christopher Columbus, 1451-1506, Opens the Door to European Invasion of the Americas,” under “We Were Not the Savages: First Nation History,” at: http://www.danielnpaul.com/ChristopherColumbus.html)

Wilford chronicles the following about Columbus's vicious exploratory exploits that were conducted at the tragic expense of the Native peoples whom he brutalized and enslaved.

Below, for example, is an episode of Columbus's men chasing down a canoe bearing Indian men, women and "Indian slaves."

"[The] descriptions of brutality toward the Indians" offered by one Micele de Cunero (whom Wilford describes as being a 'white European . . . gentleman [who was] having a jolly time among the savages') "were stunningly casual, reflecting no doubt the banality of such behavior and the absence among the brutalizers of embarrassment or contrition.

"The second Columbus expedition had reached Santa Cruz (St. Croix in the Virgin Islands) in November 1493. Cuneo and his companions jumped into the flagship's boat and gave chase to [the Indians in the canoe]. They believed the Indians to be Caribs of fierce reputation. 'While we were approaching [the canoe] the Caribs began shooting at us with their bows in such manner that, had it not been for the shields, half of us would have been wounded,' Cuenos said. 'But I must tell you that to one of the seamen who had a shield in his hand came an arrow, which went through the shield and penetrated his chest three inches, so that he died in a few days. We captured the canoe with all the men, and one Carib was wounded by a spear in such a way that we thought he was dead, and cast him for dead in the sea, but instantly saw him swim.' They were not through with him. 'We caught him and with the grapple hauled him over the bulwarks of the ship, where we cut his head with an axe. The other Caribs, together with those slaves, we later sent to Spain.'"

Comments Wilford about this incident:

"No remorse was expressed. No excuse was offered, and presumably none was expected."

Wilford continues, detailing the sexual crimes committed by Columbus's men against the Native peoples--acts of inhumanity that took place with Columbus's approval:

"At the same time on Santa Cruz, Cuneo captured a beautiful Indian women and had his way with her. With Columbus's blessing, he wrote, he took the woman into his cabin. 'And she being naked as is their custom, I conceived the desire to take my pleasure,' Cuneo said. 'I wanted to put my desire into execution, but she was unwilling for me to do so, and treated me with her nails in such wise that I would have preferred never to have begun. But seeing this (in order to tell you the whole even to the end), I took a rope-end and thrashed her well, following which she produced such screaming and wailing as would cause you not to believe your ears. Finally we reached an agreement such that, I can tell you, seemed to have been raised in a vertiable school of harlots.'"

Wilford again comments:

"This earliest preserved account of sexual intercourse between Europeans and Indians symbolizes the rape, of the people and the land, that was only the beginning. It also offers a sad insight into the guilding assumptions of these Europeans. 'There never crossed the mind of Columbus or his fellow discoverers and conquistadors, any other notion of relations between Spaniard and American Indian save that of master and slave.' [Samuel Eliot Morison, Columbus's biographer] writes [that] . . . [t]hey [the European invaders] were the superior people, and these Indians were their inferiors, to be seized and used. Columbus seemed to feel it his right to distribute captured women to his men for their pleasure. It did not occur to his men, if Cuneo is any indication, to ask the women's consent. Finally, as the ultimate insult pointed out by Todorov, Cuneo's woman, 'who violently rejected sexual solicaition finds herself identified with the woman who makes this solicitation her profession.'"

Wilford harshly assesses Spaniards--as in those Columbus led (and whom Columbus enabled and permitted to commit such atrocities against Native peoples)--in Natives:

". . . [T]he opprobrium of history has fallen hardest on the Spanish. Their cruelty to the Indians was the first, establishing the woeful pattern, and was especially relentless. It was well documented by matter-of-fact chroniclers like Cuneo and, most tellingly, by the crusading las Casas. 'Note here,' he wrote in a comment on Columbus's journal, 'that the natural, simple and kind gentleness and humble conditions of the Indians, and want of arms or protection, gave the Spaniards the insolence to hold them of little account, and to impose on them the harshest tasks that they could, and to become glutted with oppression and destruction.'"

Wilford also sheds light on the brutality of Columbus and the "Black Legend" and other atrocities toward which apologetic historians in the Columbus camp turn a selective blind eye:

"Ever since [Columbus], Spain has had to bear the burden of what came to be known as the 'Black Legend,' a burden of violence and destructive greed that should be distributed more widely."

Even historian apologists (who themselves accused las Casas of "gross exaggeration" in his descriptions of Columbus's brutal record of mistreating the Native populations) did little to openly or honestly acknowledge what Wilford describes as "unspeakable cruelty committed aginst the Indians" by Columbus's crews and the White European conquerors who followed in their wake.

Wilford condemns such selective, excuse-offering versions of events as "blinkered" history, which he argues are, in fact, ultimately "a subversion of history":

"Only in a footnote did the editor of a laudatory book on Columbus in 1892 acknowledge the dark side of the encounter between Europeans and the Indians: 'He [Columbus] . . . stands convicted in the light of history as the prime author of that blood-drenched rule which exterminated millions of simple aborigines in the West Indian Archipelago.'"

Wilford continues his criticism of Columbus and those who make sorry attempts at minimizing his record of barbarity against Native peoples:

"The enormity of this offense requires that the indictment not be dismissed in a footnote to fulsome encomiums. Other histories of the time, excepting Justin Winsor's in 1891, tend to absolve Columbus of blame, insofar as they aired the issue at all, and shift it to the Spanish nation. In their view, not even a Columbus could control Spanish lust and greed and, as las Casas said himself, their proclivity to be 'not just cruel, but extraordinarily cruel.'"



**Columbus and the Need for Counter Corrections Against the Myths Peddled by His Defenders

Wilford defends the recent rise of much-needed revision to the pro-Columbus propaganda of past apologists that has been impermissably peddled as supposed reputable history. Referring again to the "Black Legend," he writes:

"The 'Black Legend' still pervades writing about the initial encounters between Europeans and the Indians. But only rarely now is Spain singled out for castigation. In more recent reassessments of the encounter, a generally useful corrective has been introduced and in some cases emphasized with a righteous force worthy of las Casas: All White Europeans are now indicted for their role in setting in motion a history of greed, slavery, and genocide. Another generation is viewing history through its own peculiar lenses.

"The lenses have been ground to compensate for the myopia of past histories. Eurocentric history, once dominant, is being vigorously rejected and replaced in many instances with accounts interpreted more from the point of view of the victims, the Indians and the African slaves. One especially rousing but not uncommon sample of the new view is given by Hans Koning, a novelist and an essayist. Writing in 'The New York Times' in 1990, Koning accuses Columbus of instigating 'an extermination of Native Americans' and of being 'as mean, cruel and greedy in small matters as he was in vast ones.' He concludes: 'We must end the phony baloney about the White man bringing Christianity, and about Columbus the noble son of the humble weaver. Our false heroes and a false sense of the meaning of courage and manliness have too long burdened our national spirit.'"

Wilford adds:

"A more scholarly amplification of this view was published in 1990 by Kirpatrick Sale, a writer and environmental activist. The title of his book, 'The Conquest of Paradise,' sums up its thesis. The first European adventurers, beginning with a ruthless Columbus, invaded and despoiled an idyllic land whose people were ethnically superior to the Europeans. The 'Black Legend' meets the 'Noble Savage.' Sale's history is symptomataic of a radical revisionism that is bent on demolishing the uncritical image of Columbus the hero.

"The spirit of the 'Black Legend,' it seems, has not been laid to rest."

**Columbus and Further Descriptions of Enslavement of Native Populations

Wilford also addresses Columbus's role in the advancement of slavery, which he describes as "another form of brutality that was a pervasive part of the European experience in the New World and yet was usually submerged to the vanishing point in earlier histories."

Wilford notes that on the issue of slavery, Columbus was a typical supporter of it for his day:

". . . Columbus was neither ahead of the time nor behind. He had seen Africans seized and brought to Portugal and Spain as slaves (which the church condoned), and never thought of it as anythng ore than the normal state of affairs. Columbus's attitude was manifiest that first day on Guanahani. The gentle Tainos, he observed in his journal, 'should be good and intelligent servants.'"

Those who attempt to reinterpret Columbus's above observation as somehow being something less than an endorsement of slavery, are dismissed by Wilford for having made "a lame defense."

Writes Wilford:

"Columbus looked upon slavery as an economic expedient, the more so as he began to despair of finding gold in sufficient quantity to satisfy the crown and support the colony. He proposed to make regular shipments of humans in exchange for cattle and provisions for the struggling outpost at La Isabela."

Wilford further notes that "[a] century ago, before it was the fashion in history, Winsor said that this first shipment of Indian slaves 'was a long step in the miserable degradation which Columbus put opn those poor creatures whose existence he had made known to the world.'"

In fact, Wilford writes that "[t]he King and Queen were ambivalent about slavery in the Indies and tried to discourage Columbus's traffic in humans. They felt it their duty to convert the Indians to Christianity; if the Indians became Christians, then they could not be enslaved. . . . Only those beyond the religous and political pale could be candidates for slavery."

Columbus, Wilford notes, convinced others that the Natives encountered were, by and large, cannibals who deserved enslavement. Wilford cautions, however, that Columbus's version of events in the regard are suspect, "given the unreliability of initial communications between Whites and Indians and Columbus's tendency to hear that which accorded with his preconceptions. He never witnessed such practices [of purported human flesh-eating by Indians], and did not encounter any of these people [Caribs] until later voyages. Nevertheless, in his report to the King and Queen, Columbus announced the anthropophagy existed in these islands and identifed the practitioners as the Canabilli, a warlike people who also were called Canibales, Canibas, or Caribas. Their very name became attached to their reputed practice--cannibalism. Columbus . . . made believers out of those who accompanied him on the second voyage. . . .

"Real or imagined, cannibalism served Spanish purposes. . . . [As American historian Lewis Hanke writes], 'If judged to be Caribs, the Natives could be warred against unmercifully and justly enslaved.'"

Slavery-trader and Christ-crusader Columbus, as Wilford explains, regarded the Natives as an unsaved and inferior people:

"[While] Columbus had no thought but that the people who met him at Guanahani were human[,] . . . all [European] colonists, from Columbus on, consigned the Indians [to the ranks of] barbarian, savage, primitive--inferior."

**Columbus and Germ Warfare Against Native Peoples

Wilford also reports that Columbus and his fellow European imperialist conquerors subjected (albeit unwittingly) their Indian victims to germ warfare:

". . . [S]cholars in the past twenty-five years have come to realize that what ultimately tipped the balance was disease.

"When Columbus and other explorers reached the New World, they unintentionally brought with them diseases new to the indigenous people: smallpox, measles, typhus, scarlet fever, tuberculosis, and the like. These were the contagious diseases of the European cities to which Europeans had developed considerable immunity. The Americans [i.e., the Indians], separated from the Old World for ages, lacked an immune system adjusted by heredity and experience to these deadly microbes. These were 'crowd' diseases, and the Americans lived in a sparsely-settled habitat. Infectious diseases were virtually unknown to them."

**Columbus and His Various Misdeeds Against Native Peoples

Wrapping up his assessment of Columbus and Company's ravaging exploits against Native Americans, Wilford concludes:

"Through arrogance, malice, and inadvertence, the first Europeans in the New World treated their discovery with fatal indifference. They confronted the question of the humanity of others, but in their actions, if not their political and philosophical outlook, inverted the question. For those separated long ago in pre-history from the rest of humanity, the Americans living apart on great rafts of land spun off forom Pangaea, the surprise reunion was disasterous."

(Wilford, "The Mysterious History of Christopher Columbus," pp. 178-180, 183, 185-89, 191, 193-94)

**Columbus: Predator Led Not by the Mormon Holy Ghost but by Lunar Eclipses to Frighten His Victims Into Compliance

In February of 1504, it was Columbus’ knowledge of lunar astronomy, not his supposed guidance by the Mormon Holy Ghost, that helped him continue his raping, pillaging and oppression in his not-so-new "New World."

As media writer John Stanley reports of the circumstances facing Columbus at that time:

“[In] February 1504 . . . Christopher Columbus was in a bad way. In the course of his fourth visit to the New World, badly leaking ships left him stranded on what is now Jamaica. The inhabitants, initially hospitable, had grown hostile at the crew's transgressions and had threatened to cut off the crew's food supply.

“While consulting his ephemeredes--charts that give the positions of astronomical objects at given times--Columbus realized that astronomers had predicted that a lunar eclipse would be visible in a couple of days.

“The day before the eclipse, he told the local leaders that if they didn't change their minds, the moon would disappear from the sky. They scoffed, but after the eclipse occurred, as predicted on Feb. 29, they relented.

“Four months later, Columbus and his crew were rescued. He returned to Spain in November, never to return to the New World.

"’The story sounds too good to be true,’ said Alan MacRobert, a senior editor at 'Sky & Telescope' magazine. ‘But it really happened.’’”

(“How a Lunar Eclipse Helped Columbus' Crew Avoid Hunger,” by John Stanley, “Arizona Republic,” 20 December 2010, at: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/12/20/20101220lunar-total-eclipse.html)

*****

--Christopher Columbus: Inspired by the Mormon God to "Discover" Mormon America?--

The historical record emphatically disproves that quaint and cruel LDS notion--but what do you expect from a Mormon Church that, as a matter of fundamental belief and practice, distorts, disrespects, destroys and denies history?
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 07:50 AM
Pleased To Anounce - Grant Palmer Speaking At Exmormon Foundation Conference, October 2012
Original Author(s): Sue
EX-MORMON FOUNDATION   -Guid-
The Board of the Exmormon Foundation is VERY pleased to let you know that GRANT PALMER, author of "Insider's View of Mormonism" will be a featured speaker at our yearly Conference in Salt Lake City. Recommendations to book him have probably been #1 on the list of requests I've received over several years. We are very excited to have him share his story with us.

As soon as I complete one more booking for the agenda, it will be posted up on our web site. Presently you will find the dates and times, and some information about the venue. We will be at the same hotel, but it is no longer "Embassy Suites". It has changed to "Double Tree Suites. The phone number for reservations is the same, and you will find that information on the Home Page info, and the 2nd page of Conference information -- which is where you will see the full agenda within a few days. I will let everyone know when that's up.

Looking forward to another informative and fun weekend. Hope you can join us!

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 07:48 AM
More On The Missionary Numbers Game
Original Author(s): runtu
MISSIONARIES - SECTION 6   -Guid-
A friend of mine recently read my book and wrote to me wondering why I hadn’t spent much time writing about the message we missionaries brought and why that message resonated with the people we baptized. I didn’t have a good answer, but after I thought about it, I realized that the message was not really an important part of being a Mormon missionary. Missions were about obedience to our leaders and increasing the number of church members. I wrote a while back about the pressure among Mormon missionaries to produce numbers of baptisms, which in our mission led to some shocking abuses.

I know enough about other missions to understand that the emphasis on numbers has disastrous effects on church members, wards, and stakes. For example, the LDS church grew at a phenomenal rate in Chile until 2002–at least on paper. That year, in an unusual move, the church sent apostle Jeffrey Holland to Chile to train leaders, but mostly to reorganize the church there. Before Holland arrived, there were 951 congregations (wards and branches) and 116 stakes in Chile; by 2005, there were 607 congregations and 74 stakes, meaning that 344 congregations and 42 stakes had been closed. Years of focusing on baptisms at all costs led to abysmal retention and activity rates, though the church kept creating these phantom congregations and stakes based on the number of people in the church’s records. The discrepancy between the membership numbers the church reports and those who self-identified as Latter-day Saints in the 2002 Chilean census is telling: That year, the LDS church reported 527,972 members in Chile. In thecensus, only 103,735 people self-identified as LDS. (For details, see cumorah.com) I should also note that apostle Dallin Oaks was sent on a similar mission to the Philippines at the same time, resulting in the closing of six stakes.

Most of us are familiar with missionary techniques for increasing numbers: quick teaching and baptism of children and teens and going after those “in transition,” such as people who have experienced a death in the family, loss of job, or other instability. In his excellent article, “I-Thou vs. I-It Conversions: The Mormon “Baseball Baptism” Era,” Michael Quinn explains how pressure for numbers drove these tactics, reaching their nadir in the era of the “Baseball Baptisms” in Britain in the 1960s.

At least I thought that was the nadir until I read about “The Groberg Era” in the Tokyo South Mission in the late 1970s and early 1980s. In 1978 the new mission president, Delbert H. Groberg (brother of general authority and author John Groberg) arrived in Japan and met with Yoshihiko Kikuchi, who had recently been called as the first Japanese general authority. Groberg wrote in his journal:

"Elder Kikuchi came out to our home and we talked from 3:30pm until 7:00pm. He really has high expectations of me. I had thought that 10 times as many baptisms as they are getting now would be a good goal to shoot for (about 10,000). Before telling him, I asked him what he felt I should do. He mapped out the progress as he expected and it turned out to be 25 times as much as what is currently happening minimum! (And he stressed minimum!) That seems like a lot, but I believe we can make it."

To achieve these goals, Kikuchi and Groberg implemented what they called the “Investigator Extraction” method. A former missionary who served at that time explains how it worked (note that his choice of words reflects his cynicism and disdain for the “method”):

"Missionary apartments were relocated to areas near major pedestrian shopping and transportation traffic centers. In Tokyo, existing chapels were used as teaching centers, and when distance from a chapel rendered that option unfeasible, offices were rented with the intent to use them for the same purpose and as branch meetinghouses. In outlying areas, missionary apartments were to be used as teaching centers as well as branch meeting-houses.

Missionaries were no longer to waste their time tracting [going door to door]. They were instead instructed to use the major traffic centers as a resource pool, and make street contacts through a variety of cheap tricks, the most popular being to offer English lessons and tutoring (imagine a 19-year-old farm boy tutoring someone in English…).

Missionaries were to target teens, young adults, and needy types in their street contacting. These were “easy marks.” They were to take advantage of a certain Japanese reluctance to directly disagree or contradict in face-to-face interaction, and were given techniques on how to establish an easy rapport and how to get the “mark” to constantly agree with the missionary. A pattern was developed so that the missionary could steer the conversation and control it. Then the missionary would get the “mark” to agree (easy by that time) to go with him/her and talk briefly about Something Very Important.

The missionaries were to MAKE CONTACT AND NOT LOSE IT. They were to bring the “mark” to whatever teaching center had been designated and begin indoctrination immediately.

The six missionary discussions were rewritten and condensed into six five- to ten-minute presentations. It was dramatized and made very charismatic. Missionaries were advised that they could “teach” all six discussions at once “if so directed by the spirit.”

Following the mini-discussion presentation, missionaries were instructed to challenge the “mark” to baptism, immediately. If the “mark” accepted, missionaries were to contact their zone leaders and schedule a baptismal interview. Zone leaders were never more than ten or fifteen minutes away by train.

Apartments/teaching centers/meeting-houses were all equipped with makeshift “baptismal fonts.” If the “mark” accepted and passed the “interview” (who would not? almost nobody failed it!), the “mark’ was loaned a white jumsuit or shift, and baptism immediately followed the six lessons and interview, witnessed by the Zone Leaders. Confirmation followed, again witnessed by the Zone Leaders.

The entire process (contact to confirmation) was timed and refined until it was streamlined down to approximately 1.5 HOURS. It could be–and most frequently was–all done at the same time.

The missionary was to exchange contact information (address and phone #) with the “new member,” give them a Book of Mormon, and give them a small map showing them where church services were held, times, etc.

The contact was “allowed” to depart.

New baptism statistics were posted weekly in the mission newsletter, to increase the level of competition among the missionaries.

Missionaries were required to meet regularly for “mutual encouragement” meetings (rah-rah sessions). Zone or All-Mission Conferences were scheduled to raise the excitement level even further and sustain it at fever pitch.

Never let up on the pressure to perform."

Another man who served in the same mission writes:

"These are deep wounds, and I am touched and saddened to see how vivid the memories are for some of us.

A few additional details. Regarding the Groberg/Kikuchi model, the basic premise was a relentless focus on sheer numbers. If one in 100 (?) who hear the lessons are baptised and one in three (?) converts remain active, then teaching 300 lessons produces one active members. It follows that teaching 30,000 lessons must result in 100 active members. This quantitative logic is all that matters, since no individual human is valuable enough as a mere child of God to warrant personal attention. The rule, effectively, was to dump Japanese in the waters of baptism and then let the Lord sort them out.

Manipulative techniques. I should add … that not all of these practices came directly from Groberg and Kikuchi; a lot were innovations by missionaries who functioned under intense pressure. The leaders retrospectively claim that they did not know some of these things were happening–and that may be true, though I think there was, and still is, a lot of intentional ignorance.

With that caveat, we were taught to teach only young people, ideally men between 18 and 22, because they baptized the fastest. We were explicitly ordered not to teach families because they took too much time; and I know of one instance in which a companionship was punished for insisting on teaching a family. The entire lesson plan was condensed into one hour, and during that hour each missionary was to shake hands with the investigator at least ten times. This worked because Japanese don’t normally shake hands and the sudden, repetitive physical contact tended to facilitate persuasion. During that hour we were also to speak frequently in broken English, saying things like “berry, berry goodo” because that made the investigator feel like he was engaged in an English language conversation. Finally, once the baptism was done we were ordered to see each convert a maximum of one time, since it was now the members’ responsibility to develop and maintain a human connection. Friendships between missionaries and Japanese converts were virtually proscribed.

Of course, the missionaries were manipulated with equal cynicism and zeal. Status and approval were based on the number of baptisms a person could perform. This gave an advantage to the charismatic, strong personalities at the expense of quieter, often more sensitive and spiritual missionaries. The former rose fast through the hierarchy, becoming zone leaders and APs while the less forceful characters were continually condemned as inadequate, a disappointment to God, because they did not produce enough. Nor did personal “worthiness” matter. Missionaries turned to their old vices to let off steam; and if the leadership found out about their chemical or other indiscretions, the consequence was a demotion followed–assuming that the requisite number of baptisms was achieved–by immediate promotion back into the ranks of the godly. There was thus very little connection between the moral and ethical codes of our childhood congregations and the definition of success in the mission field.

So what happened as a result of all of this? Baptisms skyrocketed for a couple of years, until Groberg was replaced and some of his senior missionaries excommunicated for things that he had not wanted to see. The Church then tried to turn back the clock, but the prominent comedian Takeshi Beat made “accept baptism!” routines a staple of late night television and Japanese people, for various reasons, lost much of their interest in American culture and religion. As the rate of new baptisms fell through the 1980s and 1990s, one or two mission presidents tried to resurrect parts of the Groberg system but, frankly, the moment had passed and there was no Kikuchi to provide support.

Meanwhile, the missionaries returned to their home communities having been through hell. These were the years of Spencer Kimball, when “every young man must go on a mission and he will like it,” so our families and friends could not comprehend the stories we had to tell. We were shunned, avoided by members who were uncomfortable with us and in many instances condemned by local leaders who thought that we must surely be to blame for our pain. After all, the Lord’s Church could not possibly have done what we described. Some missionaries and their families complained to apostles–I am aware of two such conversations by friends’ parents–so it is pretty clear that SLC knew the depth and breadth of the problem. But rather than reaching out to help the missionaries or, at the very least, warning bishops and other leaders of the difficulties the RMs were bringing home, the brothren in SLC swept the whole thing under the rug, leaving the isolated and traumatized missionaries to work through the social ostracization, self-condemnation, and disillusionment in solitude.

Even today we cannot share these stories with Mormon friends. The truth is that the one thing the religion can never forgive–other than diety’s intransident decision, contrary to the urging of his prophets, to create a certain percentage of his children gay–is the arrogance of those who dare to have been harmed by the Church. It would be inconvenient and embarrassing, after all, to ask leaders to admit mistakes…

Let the Lord sort it out."

Another missionary describes how President Groberg “bullied, forced, coerced, threatened and at times, even blackmailed missionaries to perform ‘miracles.’” I used to say that it’s impossible to be too cynical about the LDS church, but this shocked even a hardened cynic like me. The words of another survivor of that mission sum things up for me: “I came home feeling robbed of spiritual nature of the experience, having been reduced to nothing more than a salesman with daily and weekly quotas that I couldn’t possibly live up to.”

I’d like to think that such practices are behind the church, but I suspect they aren’t. Similar methods were used in the England Manchester Mission in the 1990s. It’s a fair bet that it’s still going on, most likely in areas where the church has recently begun missionary work, such as Eastern Europe and Africa.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 07:44 AM
Mormons Posthumously Baptize Dutch Royals
Original Author(s): rt
BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD - PEOPLE   -Guid-
A story about the Mormons posthumously baptizing Dutch royals has hit the wire last night:

http://www.trouw.nl/tr/nl/5091/Religi...

"Trouw" is a national newspaper and this morning, several other national news outlets have picked up the story.

Of course, the church blames "overenthousiastic members" but I have already posted a rebuttal on my blog and put in a comment with a link at the newspaper's website (not through moderation yet):

http://www.mormonisme.nl/2012/05/indi...

All articles are in Dutch, of course, but the quotes refuting the claims of "overenthousiastic members" are in English. Enjoy!
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012, at 07:33 AM
Why I Use The Term: Tribe As The Best Way To Understand Mormonism. What That Means, And Why It's Hard To Leave.
Original Author(s): SusieQ#1
EX-MORMON OPINION - SECTION 21   -Guid-
Not everyone takes the same view. This is mine, and why I think it works well.

About the Cult word. All religions are cults. But the word is not a pejorative like it is used here very often.

I'm a purist when it comes to words. I don't accept what some author, or others, creates for a definition to sell books about other people's religious beliefs, or for any other reason. I use my critical thinking skills to evaluate: tone, bias, agenda, etc. In a country that prides itself on freedom of religious choice, it's inappropriate in my view, to find fault with someone else's religious views with the agenda of trying to fix other people as if there was some kind of litmus test for the right or wrong religious views. Human beings do that very well for themselves.

Cult:

Results (Merriam-Webster)

1. formal religious veneration : worship

2. system of religious beliefs and ritual also its body of adherents

3. religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious also its body of adherents

4. system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator - health ?s

5 great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book)especially such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad. the object of such devotion. a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion Merriam Webster.

That would make all religion a cult, by dictionary definition.

I do not use the term: cult re: Mormonism anymore than I would for Lutherans, Catholics, Jews, Muslims,Buddhist, etc. And only as a general term. Never, ever to denigrate someone's beliefs, or their rights to their beliefs.

I am also passionate about our personal rights, all of them and that includes our religious beliefs of choice,(or none).

This is my definition of why I use the term tribe for Mormonism and why it is hard to leave it on many levels.

Mormonism, in my long experience and observation is more accurately described as a two century, predominately American, patriarchal-line of authority, generational, cultural, societal religious tribe with it's own sacred clothing, music, and language, architecture. The word: tribe is used in their lexicon. (As an adult convert, I was considered an adopted member of the tribe. )

Considering how tribes universally manifest, it is, in my view, the best way to understand how Mormonism creates a whole paradigm for the individual in a typically generational, patriarchal, familial, societal, religious context aka tribe complete with it's own unique rituals/ordinances, music, and language including special garments (underwear) to be worn day and night. It's their heritage. It's core is the Eternal Family. Disruption of that core provides the opportunity for mild to extreme measures for those that leave and no longer fit in the Eternal Family as they define it. The various religions of the world have, throughout history, defined the specific rituals of each religious heritage-tribe. It's common for each one to place great importance on those rituals as the only correct way to perform the traditions and please their Gods: deities/savior, etc. Throughout the history of humanity, human beings have very often been instilled with the necessity of pleasing God and the horrific error and consequence of displeasing God.

If the traditions/beliefs, etc. don't appeal to a member of the group/tribe, for any number of reasons, and leaving becomes necessary, it is often met with hostility as the customs/rituals of the religious tribe have been rejected which is seen as a betrayal, and the prior member could be seen as an enemy as we see in religious wars. Not all religions take such a strong stand as many LDS believers do, but to some degree, those that leave their heritage/religious tribe will be often have a lot of difficulty retaining any kind of cohesive relationship with the believers.

In my very personal Exit Process from Mormonism, I refrain from using words or thinking scripts that have taken on a pejorative meaning like: cult. That is too often a negative word that shuts down acceptance, closes doors,instead of opening them. I want positive personal relationships and negativity won't accomplish that.

Besides, we cannot change anyone else's religious views, only they can do that if and when they have a need or desire. I am also passionate about not causing divisions by telling others what is right and wrong about their beliefs.

I have found that any kind of recovery, in my experience absolutely requires a positive, loving, approach. Otherwise negativity; as in bitterness, anger, resentment, name calling,etc, takes over and there is no room for the kind of recovery that is peace of mind.

I believe in the power of kindness also. If I don't want something said or done to me, I am going to refrain from doing that to others. This is a goal that is sometimes difficult to manage, however as we are all very human.

I often quote this statement as I have found through experience and observation that it is, indeed, very true.

"The individual has always had to struggle to resist the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

--Nietzsche

Ultimately, we find our own way to make changes in our lives. Leaving Mormonism, in my view, is predominately about taking our power back and owning it and doing it on our terms. That includes not giving other people the power to disrupt our peace of mind.

I changed my mind about my religious beliefs. I have done that many times in my long life. It's OK to do that, and I encourage anyone that wants to change their mind to do so.

It's important to understand that this is our life, we are the captain of our ship, we can direct it's course and battle the storms along the way.

Life is short. I'm amazed I have lived this long! :-)

There is great power in having an attitude of gratitude and living in harmony with those we love wherever that is possible.
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012, at 11:46 AM
Does FAIR Or The LDS Church Meet This Test Of Honesty?
Original Author(s): zeezrom
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
No they do not. Not at all.

The Mormon Church Leadership, CES, FAIR and all the other LDS cult leadership spin off BS organisations are dishonest.

The LDS publication Gospel Principles? It's authors are basically Conmen IMO, Is it CES?. Do they work for the church, paid by the church? Then IMO they are lying for money if thats the case.

On page 29 under the Chapter heading Baptism they quote Matthew 28:19-20 and have left out the latter half of the quote.

I've emphasised in CAPITALS what they left out.

Matthew 28:19-20 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: AND, LO, I AM WITH YOU ALWAYS, EVEN UNTO THE END OF THE WORLD. AMEN."

It seems the promise of Christ that he would always be with his Disciples etc even unto the end of the world doesn't quiet suit the bogus LDS apostasy claim so they purposely miss it out.

As far as I am concerned LDS Prophets and Apostles are just Imposters and a facade and don't deserve my time and money for their crap services.
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012, at 11:39 AM
New From Orson Scott Card - How To Lose Fans And Sales
Original Author(s): RobinM
MORMON CELEBRITIES   -Guid-
Just saw this come up on Twitter, and had to share. What Right is Really at Stake?

http://greensboro.rhinotimes.com/hc.e...

Orson Scott Card and what he believes about Amendment One in North Carolina specifically and homosexuality in general. He's not making friends with this piece.

An excerpt:
"There's no need to legalize gay marriage. I have plenty of gay friends who are committed couples; some of them call themselves married, some don't, but their friends treat them as married. Anybody who doesn't like it just doesn't hang out with them.

It's just like heterosexual couples who are living together without marriage. Their friends still treat them like married couples, inviting them places together; they're a social unit. Those who strongly disapprove leave them alone.

There are no laws left standing that discriminate against gay couples. They can visit each other in the hospital. They can benefit from each other's insurance.

No, legalizing gay marriage is not about making it possible for gay people to become couples.

It's about giving the left the power to force anti-religious values on our children. Once they legalize gay marriage, it will be the bludgeon they use to make sure that it becomes illegal to teach traditional values in the schools."
And another:
"If there were even a shred of science behind the absurd claims about gender and sexuality coming from the left, there might be a case for allowing this to happen. But there is no science behind it.

In fact, the scientific evidence we have points in the opposite direction: Same-sex attraction is not a strait jacket; people's desires change over time; gay people still have choices; a reproductive dysfunction like same-sex attraction is not a death sentence for your DNA or for your desire to have a family in which children grow up with male and female parents to model appropriate gender roles.

Heterosexual pair-bonding has been at the heart of human evolution from the time we divided off from the chimps. Normalizing a dysfunction will only make ours into a society that corrodes any loyalty to it, as parents see that our laws and institutions now work against the reproductive success (not to mention happiness) of the next generation."
The comments are, of course, the best part. Based on the ones I've read so far, he has far more detractors now than supporters.
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012, at 07:31 AM
Oliver Cowdery As Sole Author Of The Book Of Mormon
Original Author(s): kimball
OLIVER COWDREY   -Guid-
Okay, this thread really isn't about Oliver as SOLE author. The evidence for Solomon Spaulding, Sidney Rigdon and Joseph Smith's influence in the Book of Mormon is too great to ignore, and I'm sure each of those men had their hand in the pie. However, this thread is going to be about emphasizing Oliver's role in the production, which I think was far greater than most people realize. Yes, I know that assigning authorship to the Book of Mormon has little bearing in the scheme of things, but many people out there base a great portion of their testimony on the Book of Mormon, and I think it's important to get the theories out there.

1) View of the Hebrews

In 1823 Ethan Smith (unrelated to the Joseph Smith family) wrote a book entitled "View of the Hebrews," which argued that the Native Americans were descended from the lost ten tribes of Israel who traveled over the seas and populated the new continent, thence dividing into civilized and uncivilized groups, changing their government from monarchy to a form of republic, wars, preaching the gospel, etc... The views of this book were not unusual for the time, and were shared by Solomon Spaulding who had attended school with Ethan Smith.

Ethan Smith was pastor over the Congregational Church in Poultney, VT at this time, and among his congregation was a young man named Oliver Cowdery. Who knows how many Sundays Oliver spent listening to the words of a man who was writing and had written a book such as "View of the Hebrews." Who knows how much personal time Oliver had with the man during his most formative years. It can only be assumed how much of this material was going through Oliver's head while he was helping Joseph Smith with the Book of Mormon.

2) Early possible connections with Sidney Rigdon

Oliver's brother, Erastus, moved to Trumbull, OH in 1818, where he lived until his death in 1833. Sidney Rigdon lived in Warren, 9 miles away, from 1820-22, after which he moved to Pittsburg where many witnesses have him running into and taking the Spaulding manuscript. Around the same time that "View of the Hebrews" came out, in 1823, Oliver moved to western New York to take a job as a printer's assistant, where he would have travelled all over the countryside meeting lots of interesting people.

During the great Palmyra revival in 1825 Joseph Smith most likely attended some of the stirring Methodist meetings in town. With Oliver on foot, and Rigdon's whereabouts unknown in the Spring of 1825, it is possible that they may have attended these meetings as well.

After living in Pittsburg for a few years, Rigdon moved back to Ohio, occasionally seen near Erastus' home in Trumbull. Of course, there is no direct evidence that Oliver and Sidney met at this time.

3) When the Book of Mormon was written

In assessing who was reponsible for the Book of Mormon, it is pivotal to nail down when exactly it was written. When Joseph first arrived in Harmony he managed to put together a set of transcribed characters from the plates. Emma and her brother Reuben helped with this endeavor. Another brother of Emma, David, said that Reuben "assisted Joe Smith to fix up some characters such as Smith pretended were engraven on his book of plates." (History of Susquehannah County Pennsylvania, 1873, pg 104). Emma herself agreed that Reuben had helped with the translation.

In the Book of Mormon translation process, Joseph used scribes to write down his dictations. However, why would scribes be necessary if all you're doing is copying characters? Joseph could have just as well done this by himself. In fact, it would have been far easier for him to do this by himself, as no dictation is necessary. Just copy the character as you see it. Nevertheless, Emma and Reuben helped put together this set of figures that was eventually brought to Charles Anthon, and which figures survived to today. You can see them here:

http://olivercowdery.com/smithhome/2000s/2001RBSt.htm

After Martin Harris arrived, the real translation into English began. Several years later Joseph Smith said that 116 pages had been translated, and that they had contained the Book of Lehi. Lucy later confirmed the number of pages as 116 in her history, though it is doubtful that she ever saw them. We have no other description or claim as to what or how much exactly was translated during this time. Considering the lack of contemporary descriptions as it being anything other than a manuscript, these claims by Joseph and his mother are generally accepted at face value. However, since these pages are lost forever, presumably burned by Lucy Harris, we will never know exactly what or how much was on them.

Nothing else was translated for at least several months. During this time Oliver Cowdery met the Smith family in Palmyra and was supposedly converted, all but begging to go see Joseph as soon as possible, but trapped by a prior agreement to teach a season of school.

Joseph, meanwhile, had supposedly gotten his "gift" back. At least this is what D&C Section 10 wants us to believe. However, the reader will notice an interesting thing when considering the chronology of the sections of the Doctrine and Covenants. Each section is in chronological order, with only a few exceptions. Section 10 glares at the reader as an obvious exception, as if somehow it was rearranged to follow section 3, which speaks about the losing of the 116 pages. Sections 4-9 follow in perfect order up to April of 1829. Then, all of a sudden, the section 10 jumps back to the Summer of 1828. Section 11 then resumes where section 9 left off. Why is this?

A careful look at Lucy's history perhaps sheds some light on this chronology mystery. In her handwritten manuscript she says that in August of 1828 she said that she "went down to Harmony to make (Joseph) a visit." Joseph then told his mother that he had been praying and that the angel told him "if you are sufficiently humble and penitent that you will receive (the plates) again on the 22 september." Lucy specifically states that D&C 10 had not been received at this time, but rather states that it was received "soon after" at some time that she could apparently not recall.

One interesting feature of D&C 10 is the insistence that the translation should skip over the original material and continue translating where it originally left off (ie, skip the book of Lehi and continue on with the plates of Nephi). Since it is generally accepted that Nephi-Omni were translated last, after the rest of the Book of Mormon had already been translated, then by the sound of it, D&C 10 was likely received just as Joseph and Oliver had finished Moroni 10 and were ready to go back to the beginning, as it were. At this time it would have been decided whether to retranslate the Book of Lehi or not. This would place D&C 10 around May, 1829, and surprisingly enough makes it fall exactly between section 9 and section 11. If this chronology is true, then it wasn't until May of 1829 that Joseph first let people know that his gift had been returned, retroactive to the previous September 22nd.

So what happened in the Fall and Winter of 1828? Did Joseph indeed resume translating as he said he did? In his own words Joseph stated "I did not however go immediately to translating but went to laboring with my hands upon a small farm which I had purchased of my wife's father, in order to provide for my family." If he was farming then the harvest alone would likely have taken him into October. Did he resume translating after that?

The most direct word we have on this matter comes from Emma, who later in life said "In writing for J. S. I frequently wrote day after day, often sitting at the table close by him, he sitting with his face buried in his hat, with the stone in it and dictating hour after hour, with nothing between us."

This phrase by Emma has been generally accepted at face value, but how well can we trust Emma's word on matters involving the golden plates? In Lucy's autobiography she states that, several days after Joseph had gone with Emma on the wagon to get the plates, "we went to Emma Joseph’s wife and asked her if she knew aught of the record whether Joseph had taken them out or where they were She said she did not know... but she thought Joseph was to have the record he would ." Emma wasn't even honest with her own mother-in-law about the whereabouts of the plates. This and other statements by Emma cast doubt on her recollection of these events in Harmony.

Joseph Knight later recalled about this period, "Now he Could not translate But little Being poor and nobody to write for him But his wife and she Could not do much and take Care of her house and he Being poor and no means to live But work... He and his wife Came up to see me the first of the winter 1828 and told me his Case." So Joseph and Emma took the time out of their scant translating to make the 300-mile trip to the Knight residence, and even then only could tell him that little progress had been made.

In reality, other than Emma and Joseph, we really have no witness to confirm that any translation occured at all until Oliver Cowdery arrived the next Spring. Thus, it is reasonable to assume the possibility that every word of the Book of Mormon that we have today was written after the arrival of Oliver Cowdery on the scene.

4) Oliver Cowdery tried to translate

As soon as Oliver Cowdery arrived, there seemed to have been some controversy as to whether he or Joseph should be the translator. The first revelation given to Oliver states "And, behold, I grant unto you a gift, if you desire of me, to translate, even as my servant Joseph... then shall you assist in bringing to light, with your gift, those parts of my scriptures which have been hidden because of iniquity... I give unto you, and also unto my servant Joseph, the keys of this gift, which shall bring to light this ministry..." (D&C section 6). In fact, Oliver was a co-recipient for the revelation known as D&C section 7. Section 8 says to Oliver "you may translate and receive knowledge from all those ancient records which have been hid up." Apparently Oliver did do some of the translating, but later it seems that Joseph was no longer keen in letting Oliver be called the translator, and received Section 9 which states in part "because that you did not continue as you commenced, when you began to translate, that Ihave taken away this privilege from you."

Who knows how much Oliver Cowdery translated by himself. The fact is, though, that even scriptural revelations agree that Oliver did some amount of the translating. If you're looking for someone to place at the scene of the crime when it comes to determining who wrote the Book of Mormon, Oliver Cowdery is definitely there.

5) Oliver Cowdery as a special witness

For the first few years, Oliver seems to always creep up in special divine manifestations, starting with his witness of the golden plates as shown by an angel. Strangely enough, Oliver was the only one of the three witnesses to not state that he only saw the plates through "spiritual eyes." However, reliable affirmations of this witness by Oliver later in life are also hard to find, as are affirmations of other divine manifestations that he alone allegedly shared with Joseph, including the restoration of the Aaronic and Melchizedek priesthoods, along with the visit from Elijah and the restoration of the sealing keys. It seems that whenever Joseph needed an alibi, Oliver was always right there to nod his head, or at least agree through his silence on the matter. This alone is reason enough to suspect that Joseph and Oliver were collaborators from the start.

6) Oliver's own admission

Judge W. Lang, Oliver's business partner while he was out of the church, wrote the following in a letter to Thomas Gregg in a letter dated Nov 5, 1881, "This I will say that Mr. Cowdery never spoke of his connection with the Mormons to anybody except to me. We were intimate friends. The plates were never translated and could not be, were never intended to be. What is claimed to be a translation is the 'Manuscript Found' worked over by C[owdery] . He was the best scholar amongst them... Without going into detail or disclosing a confided word, I say to you that I do know, as well as can now be known, that C[owdery]. revised the 'Manuscript' and Smith and Rigdon approved of it before it became the 'Book of Mormon.' I have no knowledge of what became of the original."

Now, I won't go so far as to say that all of the Book of Mormon came from Oliver Cowdery. When the translation processed moved to the Whitmer residence, there clearly were original manuscript pages in the handwriting of members of the Whitmer family. In this case Joseph would have been dictating and Oliver may have not played a very big role. Ironically, this is also the part of the Book of Mormon that is most heavily plagiarized from the Bible and which contains the near-identical dream that Joseph Smith Sr. had according to Lucy's retelling. Aside from this bit, it is reasonable to assume that Oliver Cowdery at the least wrote a good portion of the Book of Mormon, probably drawing from a Rigdon-Spaulding manuscript which he would have brought with him to Harmony. It could be that he wrote all the rest.
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Monday, May 7, 2012, at 07:36 AM
Allen Wyatt, Mike Parker & Fair: A Growing Fear Of Dehlin?
Original Author(s): Doctor Scratch
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
We now know, thanks to multiple reliable sources, that a Dan Peterson-led verbal assault on "Mormon Stories" host John Dehlin was successfully averted thanks to the intervention of one of the Apostles. But a lot of questions remain: Was DCP the principal author of this attack? Was it really "100" pages long? And what did it say?

FARMS / The Maxwell Institute has always been the front line for attacks on critics: if a full-blown character assassination takes place in the pages of the Review, you rest assured that this has the status of orthodoxy amongst the lower-tier Mopologists. Bearing that in mind, I cannot help but wonder how the cancellation of this "hit piece" on Dehlin will play out in the Mopologetic "farm system"--i.e., FAIR. On a separate thread, I pointed out that some of the FAIR personnel had cyber-stalked John Dehlin and harvested a comment of his off of Facebook in order to portray him in a negative light on a FAIR Wiki entry. Ultimately, somebody--probably Wiki Wonka, imo--thought better of it and deleted the comment.

Clearly, this demonstrated that there is a great deal of hostility among the FAIR volunteers on the topic of John Dehlin. Perhaps readers here recall a bit of a get-together and UVU, where Dehlin appeared on a panel. Interestingly, it seems that Allen "The Slug" Wyatt set up a kind of "gotcha" situation, where with the camera rolling, he seemed ready to catch Dehlin in all his "evil"

http://www.fairblog.org/2012/05/02/lo...

Allen Wyatt wrote:
On March 29, 2012, Utah Valley University hosted a fascinating conference entitled Mormonism and the Internet. Perhaps the most interesting exchanges, for me, were those in session five of the conference, which was a panel discussion among John Dehlin, Scott Gordon, and Rosemary Avance. UVU has just posted this particular conference session online, and I just watched it again.

Rather early in the panel discussion, I asked a question of John Dehlin, as a follow-up to his presentation earlier in the day. You can hear my question beginning at about 13:05 into the video:

"People often study the same facts or issues and come to vastly different conclusions—some have their faith strengthened, while others have their faith destroyed. To what do you attribute this difference in outcome, and why do you feel that the stories of those who have suffered a negative outcome should be privileged over those with a positive outcome?"
Dehlin gives a rather lengthy reply, but Wyatt finds his answer unsatisfying, and he immediately assumes that Dehlin is prevaricating:

Allen Wyatt wrote:
At first I thought that John was being evasive; he didn’t really answer my question which was how people can study the same data and come to differing conclusions.
Does he have a point, though? Dehlin, in his response, lays out a whole set of different reasons why people would approach the "study" (strange word choice, no?) of unpleasant Church history and doctrine in different ways. He explains that people come to different conclusions largely because of their personal situation within the Church: especially the extent to which their life station allows them to fully "question" the Church's truth claims. (For example, Dehlin implies at one point that it is probably impossible for BYU professors to openly and honestly question the Church's claims, because their employment is dependent upon their obedience.)

Wyatt wraps up his inquiry/attack with a series of rhetorical questions:
So I thought I would pose the question here that John raises in the middle of his answer; the one that he seems to obliquely answer by his own faith journey: What happens when a person looks honestly at the facts or issues of Mormonism? Does honesty demand that such questions inevitably lead to a loss of faith, or can one be honest and remain a member of the church?
So, whereas Dehlin's repsose confronts an array of problems and issues, Wyatt has worked to reframe all of this as a kind of black-and-white war, where anyone who stays in the Church is "dishonest." It appears that Wyatt is less interested in actually exploring the issues, and more interested in painting Dehlin as a villain, and in continuing the war with critics. Besides, I think the answer is fairly obvious, and that Wyatt already knows it: the answer is, "Yes." A clear example of this would be Terryl Givens, who appeared on Dehlin's podcast and openly admitted that the Church has basically lied by omission, and that people have every right to feel deceived if they don't learn about, say, polyandry until their forties (or whatever). Someone like Wyatt or DCP would never admit this, though. They may say that there are "problems" with CES, or something benign like that, but they would never, ever acknowledge the sense of betrayal that so many people feel--and this is what Dehlin has been trying to address andcorrect.

In any case, it is interesting to watch these attacks on Dehlin playing out. Perhaps the most telling thing on the thread was the first comment, from none other than Mike "Tuffy" Parker, of SHIELDS fame:
An important side note is that John Dehlin’s study — which he refers to when he speaks of “our data” — was not rigorously done. Instead of polling random former Mormons, he solicited responses from ex-Mormons who follow his podcast and run in the same circles with him. The bias here, from a polling standpoint, is enormous.

in short, his data tell us nothing because his survey sample is homogeneous and voluntary.
Ah. So *that's* it. This is why Dehlin is threatening to them.

The Mopologists have always, always relied on the tactic of insisting that the "sense of betrayal" that I described above is false. We have seen evidence for this again and again: they accuse questioning posters of being trolls. They do what Wyatt did and insist that "smart people can still believe!" (hence "Mormon Scholars Testify"). They paint disaffected members as sinners, lazy, stupid, etc. So Dehlin's study--regardless of its methodological flaws--must be incredibly threatening to them, since it could potentially demonstrate just how real and concrete the problems actually are. If the study's results are true, it takes away one of the Mopologists' main avenues of attack. So of course Wyatt, Parker, Smith and others are freaking out.

And "Tuffy" Parker's criticisms seem somewhat overblown. Yes, it is a problem that the survey was "voluntary" (has there ever been a legit social science survey that wasn't techincally "voluntary"?), but I don't know why Parker is assuming that the sample set is somehow *not* indicative of wider trends in Mormonism. He complains that "[Dehlin] solicited responses from ex-Mormons who follow his podcast and run in the same circles with him," though it's not quite clear why Parker thinks this, or why it amounts to a legitimate criticism. As far as I can tell, Dehlin has an enormous audience that encompasses both believing LDS and ex-Mormons. He attracts people like Richard Bushman, Mike Quinn, and Terryl Givens as guests, so I see no reason to assume that the only respondents were "ex-Mormons ...[who]..run in the same circles." I bet that Parker himself listens to the podcast, so, again: Who is he talking about here?

In any event, it will be very interesting to see if these "farm team" Mopologists will be able to restrain their anger and hatred, or if they will step up their attacks on Dehlin.
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Monday, May 7, 2012, at 07:30 AM
FAIR = Fabricating And Inventing Reality
Original Author(s): desert_vulture
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
I watched the presentations, not the Q&A.

http://mormonstories.org/uvu-mormonis...

I was impressed with John Dehlin's uncanny ability to sit smack dab in the middle of the fence, without appearing to mind at all. He is definitely unique. He presented some of the very issues that caused my disaffection. I have talked with him a number of times by phone, and consider him a friend. His story of Marco tugged at my heartstrings as I remembered all too clearly the pain of my own disaffection, many years ago. John considers the church to be a net good influence, which is where I disagree with him, but I do think that he does a good job of discussing current disaffection.

I was not impressed with Scott's presentation. He came across as nervous, bumbling, and yet arrogant and proud. He claimed that FAIR's lawsuit against Lighthouse Ministries actually paved the way for freedom of speech on the internet. It sounded a lot like Al Gore taking credit for inventing the internet. Scott made continual references to anti-Mormons and anti-Mormon literature, and actually referred to John Dehlin as a Secular Anti-Mormon, which I found very interesting. John Dehlin is a far cry from an anti-Mormon. He speaks positively about the church. He sees good in the church. He is being an advocate for openness about church history. To hear Scott discredit John as an anti-Mormon just reinforced my view that TSCC views anyone with contradictory opinions to the official sanitized version, as an enemy to the church. Scott tried to make fun of the Tanners who discovered over 4,000 changes to the Book of Mormon, by saying that FAIR has found over 105,000 changes! Well, then the Tanners were right! And their estimate was conservative! He didn't say why the BoM was still true if there were over 105,000 changes made to the "most perfect book on earth."

He talked about common "anti-Mormon" tactics, as if those with faith issues automatically get some kind of agenda to destroy Mormonism. I don't think that many of us here have an agenda. But Scott sure provided evidence that the church feels like we are a threat. He said a common "anti-Mormons" tactic was to say that the church is hiding information. He gave JS' plural marriages, and the rock in a hat as examples.

He said the church has openly discussed these issues for years, then gave references to isolated church articles which discussed them. For JS' plural marriages he gave Ensign issues from August 1992, January 1989, December 1978, and February 1977, and the New Era December 1973. I don't know about any of you, but I don't remember discussing Joseph Smith's polygamy at church or in Seminary, where the real teaching goes on.

On the rock in the hat he gave references to the Ensign January 1997, July 1993, January 1988, and September 1977, with The Friend of September 1974. Again, how can 4 or 5 vague articles scattered over decades be considered being open, when the golden plates version is still the way it is taught in church, Seminary, and on the church's website? Does he not realize that these translation methods are mutually exclusive? Dan Petersen once asked me on FAIR, "How did JS fit such large plates into a hat?" trying to play dumb about my questions about the rock in a hat. Now they don't have a FAIR discussion board, because they were taking a beating every day, I remember watching it. But back to the point. You don't teach thousands of seminary students the golden plate version of translation, then print a few Ensign articles over 50 years about the rock in a hat version, and then say you've been open about it. Ridiculous.

It is fascinating that Scott talked about Joseph Smith's polyandry and use of a rock in a hat as "anti-Mormon" topics. Really, they are just part of the authentic history of the church, and characterizing these issues as "anti-Mormon" you really throw a spotlight on them. Its funny how apologists categorize tough issues as "Anti-Mormon" because it is such a lame defense to label someone, rather than deal with the root cause of the issue.

Scott also said "Too many members believe that we teach history in Sunday School classes. That is not what we do." OK, well, then stop talking about the Spring of 1820, or April 6, 1830, or June 27, 1844 then. You can't have it both ways. If you are going to discuss church history, then discuss it. But don't tell me you don't talk about history in Sunday School, because its exactly what you do.

Scott's Lawrence Foster quote paints church critics as using "black and white" logic, which I thought was ironically hilarious.

I did learn that Mormon Voices is now FAIR's internet attack dog, and Scott tried to recruit more people to participate. I don't think he has a clue of the blood bath he is inviting.

Rosemary's presentation was scholarly and interesting. She made an observation offhand that the "fear of information is real and ongoing" in the church. I don't think she even realized the gravity of her offhand remark to their truth claims. Of course the Q15 wouldn't describe their mindset as fearful. But Rosemary thinks they are.

She said "The Mormons I analyzed have similar testimonies to the General Authorities, and the General Authorities in turn model their own testimonies after the Joseph Smith experience." This comment floored me as I realized that Joseph Smith effectively cloned himself to future generations forever, as long as the church stays in existence. I had thought this thought before, that the church was a mirror image of the narcissism of JS. But to hear a sociologist from the University of Pennsylvania say it, just floored me.

Rosemary's presentation was a complex logical analysis of the sociology of members who encounter doubt, and I noticed a couple of folks leaving her presentation early at about 1:12 on the video. They probably thought "what the hell language is she speakin' up thar" and just headed out, but I thought that was funny. Most of her research and arguments probably fell on deaf ears.
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Friday, May 4, 2012, at 02:08 PM
Oaks Tells BYU Graduates: "You Have A Mark Upon You."
Original Author(s): Fetal Deity
DALLIN H. OAKS - SECTION 2   -Guid-
But, to a lot of non-Mormons out there (like potential employers and future colleagues), that isn't necessarily a positive. (Possible synonyms for "mark" could include: blemish, blot, blotch, pock, scar, smudge, splotch, spot, stain.)

More BYU Commencement gems:

"[Oaks recognized] the challenging times facing graduates — wars and rumors of wars, natural disasters, recession and the prospect of further financial disaster, values and standards being denied or cast aside as more people call evil good, and selfishness replacing service...." [In other words, the world is no different today than it was 4,500 years ago when a worldwide flood and dinosaurs threatened to extinguish humanity!]

"' ...BYU graduates and other Saints suffer worldly criticism and perhaps even persecution....'" [And since Mormons are untouched by imperfection, these criticisms and persecutions are simply proof of the wicked world's blind hatred towards them and that Mormons are right and everyone else is evil and wrong.]

"Elder Oaks told students to emulate Brigham Young's inclusive attitude toward his fellowmen." [In this sense, the meaning of the word "inclusive" would be better expressed as "non-inclusive."]

Quoting Brigham Young: "'"Our religion is adapted to the capacity of the whole human family. It does not send a portion of the people to howl in torment for ever and ever ...."'" [Unless you have the audacity to question, abandon and then speak against Mormonism!]

http://www.ldschurchnews.com/articles...
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Friday, May 4, 2012, at 01:51 PM
Boxing People In And "Always Be Closing"
Original Author(s): just a thought
EX-MORMON OPINION - SECTION 21   -Guid-
You know that feeling whenever making a large purchase, such as buying a house or car, that as you get closer to completing the transaction, you find out the cost of backing out gets higher?

You make an earnest money payment, then you find out the house needs repairs the seller didn't disclose and won't fix and now is refusing to refund your money. And then you find out your OWN realtor knew some material fact about the house all along but he didn't tell you because he only cares about getting his commission?

Anyway, I digress. Mormonism employes the same kind manipulative sales tactics. It is all about backing you into a corner, making the cost of leaving is so prohibitively high that you feel like you have no choice but continue on with the charade.

You agree to get baptized but the missionaries never mentioned anything about the extend of Joesph's polygamy. Or no one told you that if you join, your non-mormon parents won't be able to attend your temple wedding. You go through the temple without knowing the nature of the oaths you are about to take, unless you walk out of the middle of the temple ceremony. You find mormonism has a tiered membership structure: the temple recommend holding crowd and everyone else, and this is pressure you into paying a full tithe. And the examples go on and on.

Mormonism is one big pressure box, and if you passive go along with the program, you find yourself in a place you never wanted or expected to be.

I propose a new 14th article of faith: Mormons shall always be closing.
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012, at 07:50 AM
FAIR: Brigham Young University Was Not In Any Direct Way Endorsing The Procedures Used Re Electroshock Therapy
Original Author(s): SL Cabbie
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
They're Emulating Brigham Young with that "Plausible Deniability" Tact.

http://en.fairmormon.org/Mormonism_an...

The LDS Church in Utah County is organized with a number of student wards with untrained lay bishops (and that means you, Danny Boy Peterson!) listening to the "issues" of members...

Referrals were offered (with the club of "excommunication" just subtly placed on the table) and participants forced to sign non-disclosure agreements...

Honest folks, nobody chooses to be gay (and I've got a lot of empathy for that one because nobody chooses to be alcoholic either).

Now the reality is I'm friendly with a girl who's probably in her late 30's now (which makes that 1970's claim a baldfaced lie) who was a cab passenger of mine two years ago...

While sitting in my taxi struggling with some hiccups from a few too many beers, in reply to a question from me whether that was her partner she'd just sent inside for my cab fare (all of seven dollars), asked, "Does that bother you?"

I mentioned my (and RFM's) dear friends Kathy Worthington and her partner, Sara, both now gone, and my activities and sharing on this site...

"I'm a Mormon," she volunteered. "They shocked me to try to get me to change."

I'd heard similar stories here from men, but never a woman. "This was at BYU?" I asked.

"Yes. They strapped electrodes to my private parts, showed me pictures of nude women, and shocked me when I responded.

Anyone who thinks a woman would volunteer something like that to a total stranger if it weren't true is nucking futs.

Period.

Lie for the Lard and pass the Etch-a-Sketch...
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012, at 07:47 AM
FAIR Says It Never Happened - Electroshock Therapy
Original Author(s): spintobear
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
So it must be true. All you who claim BYU did this under the direction of the church are just silly, they did this on their own, independent of the church of course, just like they do almost all of their studies there, right???

http://en.fairmormon.org/Mormonism_an...

1978, when I spilled the beans to my bishop about my wild, lustful days when I came out of the closet while in the army, during a mission interview, he said I needed to visit church social services. He sent me to see a counselor at BYU, at which point I endured four sessons of electro shock therapy.

Not until I signed a statement saying I was no longer gay did it stop. I was only 21 years old at the time and felt like this was what the lord would expect of me. Not until some kind men in Salt Lake took me under their wing and showed me how to live life on my own without the church could I get it all out of my system.

SO, BYU did this independantly, but by referral from a ward bishop. Yeah right, no connection at all.
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Monday, Apr 30, 2012, at 11:39 AM
Meldrum's mtDNA X Lineage Claims Vapourized
Original Author(s): Simon Southerton
RODNEY L. MELDRUM   -Guid-
In 2010 Rodney Meldrum appeared in a DVD documentary "Lost Civilizations of North America" where he promoted his flawed X lineage theories. The documentary was produced by Mormons and is clearly intended to give scientific credibility to Meldrum's theories by including several short interviews with respected scientists who have studied North American Indian tribes. http://www.lostcivilizationdvd.com/

While Meldrum has succeeded in duping thousands of gullible (mostly retired) Mormons he has angered many of the scientists who were interviewed who were unaware that the documentary would twist their words to support his diffusionist claptrap.

Four scientists were so upset by the way they were portrayed in the DVD that they recently published a three part series of critiques of the DVD. The third in the series focusses on the DNA evidence and gives a comprehensive critique of Meldrum's X lineage claims. The scientists conclude that "there is no credible archaeological or genetic evidence to suggest that any Old World peoples migrated to the Americas after the initial incursion from Siberia prior to the tentative forays of the Norse beginning at around 1000 CE other than limited contacts between Siberia and the American arctic".

http://www.csicop.org/si/show/civiliz...
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Monday, Apr 30, 2012, at 11:34 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: K
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
KSL: The church’s flagship radio and television stations in Salt Lake City. An NBC affiliate, KSL broadcasts such programs as Dateline NBC and To Catch a Predator, both “true crime” programs focusing on brutal murders and sex crimes. The station has drawn a firm moral line in refusing to air Saturday Night Live.

Keys of the Priesthood: The right of priesthood authorities to exercise power in the name of God. Jesus holds all the keys, Joseph Smith received the keys for the restoration of the gospel, the First Presidency holds the keys of the Kingdom, and the ward building maintenance chairman holds the keys to the chapel for Saturday cleaning.

Kimball, Heber C.: One of the original twelve apostles of this dispensation and counselor to Brigham Young in the First Presidency. Ensured his family’s exaltation by giving his 14-year-old daughter, Helen, to Joseph Smith as a plural wife. Heber embraced plural marriage, eventually marrying 43 women and fathering 65 children. Kimball is also noted for his alleged statement, “I think no more of taking [another] wife than I do of buying a cow.”

Kimball, Sarah Granger: Early Mormon suffragist and Relief Society leader. She publicly taught that “the Father and Mother God” were equal in their divinity, a position that might have led to her excommunication had she been alive a century later.

Kimball, Spencer W.: Twelfth president of the LDS church, and grandson of Heber C. Kimball. A small man physically, he served faithfully and energetically as an apostle and later as church president, despite many serious health problems, including a heart attack, cerebral hemorrhage, and throat cancer, the last of which left him with a distinctive weak, gravelly voice. Under Kimball’s direction, the church’s missionary program experienced massive growth and more aggressive teaching and baptizing. His 1969 book, The Miracle of Forgiveness, brought comfort to the souls of millions who learned that masturbation was a serious sin and would lead to homosexuality, a “crime against nature.” His personal mottos were “lengthen your stride,” and “do it!” (Note that the latter is not license to do what one wants, especially if it leads to homosexuality.) Kimball was also known for his lifelong service to the Lamanites (Native Americans); his success was unsurpassed in helping them develop Mormon middle class values andlighter skin.

Kinderhook Plates: A hoax perpetrated in 1843 in which six brass plates were fabricated and presented to Joseph Smith as being an ancient record discovered buried in the ground. However, Joseph Smith translated a “portion” the plates and said that they contained ” the history of the person with whom they were found and he was a descendant of Ham through the loins of Pharaoh king of Egypt, and that he received his kingdom from the ruler of heaven and earth.” Furthermore, contemporary witnesses produced a map they said Joseph Smith had drawn showing the Kinderhook discovery site as one of Moroni’s stops on the way to Cumorah. These facts show that Joseph was not at all fooled by the hoax.

King: All males who have been through the temple ordinances have the potential to become “Kings and Priests unto the Most High God, to rule and reign in the House of Israel forever.” Joseph Smith reached that potential when he was ordained King and Priest sometime after March 11, 1843, showing his Christlike humility and lack of pretense or ego.

King Follett Discourse: Joseph Smith’s last address to a general conference of the church, this discourse is so named because it occurred shortly after the funeral of church member King Follett. Although the discourse remains uncanonized, Joseph Smith teaches some important beliefs that have since become doctrine. Among the topics explicated are that the spirit or “mind of man” is eternal, that God is Himself an exalted man who lived a mortal life on a planet like ours, and that humans have the potential of becoming Gods in the same sense that God is a God. All of these teachings have been embraced by later prophets, culminating in the memorable statement of Gordon B. Hinckley: “I don’t know that we teach it.”

King James Version of the Bible: The official sanctioned Bible used in the LDS church because it is the most correctly translated Bible and its Jacobean English is the style aped in the Book of Mormon and modern revelations.

Kingdom of God in Heaven: The place where God resides in everlasting burnings. It is a celestial kingdom organized under divine government for all exalted beings. Located near Kolob, the governing star/planet. Contrary to some speculation, one cannot reach this kingdom by traveling to the second star on the right and on till morning.

Kingdom of God on Earth: “The kingdom of God on earth exists wherever the priesthood of God is (TPJS, pp. 271-74). At present it is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” (Encyclopedia of Mormonism). After the death of the apostles, the kingdom of God was removed from the earth, as none had the priesthood except for John the Beloved and the Three Nephites. The situation required a restoration of priesthood from resurrected beings and from John the Beloved, though the Three Nephites were apparently occupied in plowing someone’s field or hitchhiking through Utah.

Kirtland Bank: In 1836, Joseph Smith declared that the “audible voice of God, instructed him to establish a banking-anti banking institutions, who like Aaron’s rod shall swallow all other banks (the Bank of Monroe excepted,) and grow and flourish and spread from the rivers to the ends of the earth, and survive when all others should be laid in ruins.” When the Ohio legislature refused to grant a bank charter, Smith organized the “Kirtland Safety Society Anti-Banking Company” in January 1837. Within a month, society notes became backed by land values instead of cash or coin, as the notes had declined precipitously in value. Fearing that businessmen might try to redeem the notes and ruin the bank, Joseph Smith and Sidney Rigdon resigned as officers of the bank, which failed in November. Warned by the Spirit, Joseph Smith fled creditors and lawsuits and moved to Missouri. Local members demonstrated their faith by paying some $35,000 toward Joseph’s debts.

Kirtland Temple: The first LDS temple dedicated in the latter days, built in Kirtland, Ohio, at great sacrifice by church members. After a long fast, those attending the dedication “partook … freely” of bread and wine, and thereafter reported glorious visions and spiritual manifestations. Buzzkill David Whitmer reports having seen “no visitation,” saying that the dedication was “a grand fizzle.” After the dedication, the temple was used for sacred ordinances, such as washing of the feet and anointing, preparatory for the higher ordinances of the endowment and sealing, which would come later in Nauvoo. Joseph Smith anticipated the restoration of the sealing power, so he took Fanny Alger as a plural wife, the sealing and consummation apparently performed in the Smith family’s barn, where wife Emma discovered them.

Kirtland, Ohio: The first major gathering place of the LDS church. A Campbellite congregation in Kirtland had been converted to Mormonism by Parley P. Pratt, one of its members, who had traveled to New York and was introduced to the Book of Mormon. Impoverished Mormons from Colesville, New York, traveled to Kirtland to gather and escape persecution of their neighbors. Demand for their labor and resources in building the temple impoverished the Saints further, until a period of prosperity was brought by the founding of the Kirtland Bank.

Knowledge: The ability to choose right from wrong, as Satan teaches us in the temple. Also refers to the understanding of information as given by the spirit or by secular means. Not to be confused with “so-called science,” which as Thomas Monson declared, is a destroyer of faith; such “agnostic, doubting thoughts” must be forbidden “to destroy the house of [our] faith.”

Kokaubeam: A transliteration of a Hebrew word meaning “all the great lights, which were in the firmament of heaven”; this word commonly appeared in Egyptian funerary texts. Or not. Not to be confused with a cocoa-flavored breakfast cereal.

Kolob: A star (or planet) “nearest unto the throne of God.” Entirely unrelated to Thomas Dick’s discussion of the hierarchy of planets and stars, culminating in the throne of God (see The Philosophy of a Future State pp. 241-247), which Joseph Smith had been reading at the time he translated the Book of Abraham.
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Monday, Apr 30, 2012, at 09:14 AM
Mormonism And Obedience
Original Author(s): NotAnymore
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
If I were to use one word that sums up what Mormonism is all about that word would be obedience.

In my case, while on my mission and without knowing it consciously, the gospel how I came to understand it was never about obedience but more about adding something positive to mankind's experience. I saw obedience as a means to an end but not a be all end all.

But the futher I distance myself from Mormonism and study family members, friends and acquaintances, I can truly see how the Mormon dogma surrounding obedience is deeply intertwined into members psyche.

For Mormons, obedience has 2 objectives. The first objective is since this life is a test, obedience is the key to getting back to your heavenly father. And secondly, obedience in Mormonism has a direct correlation with success. If you are not successful, it is generally because you are not being obedient enough.

In other words, obedience in Mormonism is just about everything. It determines not only your temporal well-being but also your eternal salavation as well. Thus, there is rarely a question of whether what I am doing is right for me, my family, children, etc but rather the real question in Mormonism is am I being obedient enough to God and the church to receive God's blessings.

This is such a simple concept but it has taken me years to really understand it. The church never asks you to do what's best for yourself but only what the church wants you to do. Unfortunately, even if the church were "inspired" I would still have a problem with this kind of thinking.

As a missionary I always taught obedience using the example of a child playing will a ball that rolls in the street. Unfortunately, this example has little to do with the church's version of the what obedience means. In my example, the obedient child does not run into the street to fetch the ball and the end result is he doesn't get hurt. Mormonism's version has nothing to do with the child staying safe but rather a test to see if the child is being obedient. The child's safety in the end has nothing to do with it. It is all about the test of obedience.

Just another reason why I am no longer a member of the Mormon church.
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Monday, Apr 30, 2012, at 07:26 AM
FAIR Trying To Silence The Critics On The Web - Deseret News
Original Author(s): LDS truthseeker
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
Taken from the homepage of MormonThink.com

Deseret News article written by Daniel Peterson: http://www.deseretnews.com/article/76...

A Deseret News Article by FAIR claims they want to correct the inaccuracies of Mormonism that are appearing in articles which are becoming more prevalent on the web. MormonThink supports this idea but we have different ideas of what this means.

The LDS organization FAIR (Foundation for Apologetic Information & Research) is making an organized effort to ensure that faith-promoting comments about the LDS church will drown out all other comments that are critical of the LDS church, regardless of whether or not they are true.

The article written by Mormon apologist Daniel Peterson, discusses his strategy of keeping people from learning the real hidden truths of Mormonism by trying to dominate the comment sections of Internet articles that discuss Mormonism. He claims they only want to correct misinformation. We at MormonThink totally agree with correcting misinformation and support a similar strategy by the MoreTruthFoundation started last year.

We agree that if someone says that Mormons don’t believe in Christ or are not Christian, we should correct that. Of course Mormons are Christian, although we have beliefs not shared by most other Christian churches such as the belief in the Book of Mormon as scripture.

HOWEVER, the problem is that FAIR wants to sugarcoat the answers and still keep the disturbing details of the church secret from the public. For example, go to their website called MormonVoices mentioned in the article. They discuss some of the issues so you can use information from their one-sided, incomplete, carefully-scripted commentary on selected issues that only support the church, even if they don’t really tell the true, complete story.

For example, look at their section on race. They do accurately provide recent statements that the modern Mormon church denounces racism. However, they don’t really address the concerns of those commenters that want to know why the blacks were denied the priesthood and the opportunity to have black families sealed in the LDS temples all the way up till 1978. Why on earth couldn’t a righteous black family be sealed to each other until 1978? Their site doesn’t even address that question, nor attempt to answer it.

The Mormonvoices site also totally disavows the belief that the ‘skin of blackness’ was a curse. They actually suggest the mark of Cain could have been a ‘tattoo’. This is total nonsense as shown by the Book of Mormon scriptures themselves:

2 Nephi 5: 21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.'

And then when the Lamanites repented their cursed black skin became white again:

3 Nephi 2:15 And their curse was taken from them, and their skin became white like unto the Nephites."

So how could a tattoo be the curse? This is sheer nonsense because FAIR doesn’t want nonmembers to know the details of how the Book of Mormon teaches that God cursed people with black skin when they were bad and made their skin white again when they were good.

The current LDS children’s book continues to promote this notion of equating dark-skin with a curse caused by wickedness:

“Laman and Lemuel’s followers called themselves Lamanites. They became a dark-skinned people. God cursed them because of their wickedness.”

How many other christian churches currently teach these racial attitudes to the children in their congregations?

And of course they don’t mention any of the racist quotes made by prophets and apostles of the church that equate dark skin with the curse:

John Taylor, President of the Church "And after the flood we are told that the curse that had been pronounced upon Cain was continued through Ham's wife, as he had married a wife of that seed. And why did it pass through the flood? because it was necessary that the devil should have a representation upon the earth as well as God;..." Journal of Discourses, Vol. 22, page 304

President Brigham Young "If the White man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain (those with dark skin), the penalty, under the law of God, is death on the spot. This will always be so."

Apostle Mark E. Peterson "If that Negro is faithful all his days, he can and will enter the Celestial Kingdom. He will go there as a servant, but he will get celestial glory.“ sermon to BYU students, 1954

To see the real, full story on Blacks & the Priesthood. http://www.mormonthink.com/blackweb.h...

Of course FAIR would have you believe that the church leaders never said any of these things and many, many more. And every other issue they advise members on such as polygamy, Book of Mormon historicity, Book of Abraham, etc. has the same lack of detail which is what they want to promote to the world in an effort to keep the disturbing truths of Mormonism from nonmembers and members.

Another point to make is that FAIR is not endorsed by the LDS church, and everything they say is merely the opinions of average every day members that the church won’t officially support. So why isn’t the church providing answers to these questions that are popping up all over the Internet? Why won’t they officially endorse FAIR’s answers as correct? They won’t stand behind FAIR, however they will hide behind them. It appears they want FAIR to defend the church because if it backfires, they can always say “they weren’t officially speaking for the church”.

We at MormonThink support the MoreTruthFoundation’s plan to spread the real, non-sugarcoated facts about the church. We do not want any critics to ever lie on these comments boards or to make the church’s history seem worse than it is, but we encourage everyone to not be shy in telling the real truth about the church and answering in detail the questions commenters really have about the church and its past. Since the church and FAIR won't tell the people what they really want to know about the church, it's up to us to speak the absolute truth. More information can be found at How To Help. http://www.moretruthfoundation.com/ho...

Again we will state that FAIR will only give a one-sided argument of the church. They never link to any critic’s site so you can’t see the full arguments that the critics make, which are much, much stronger than what FAIR purports them to be. FAIR only wants you to look at their point of view. However, MormonThink has over 300 links to FAIR, FARMS and LDS.org, etc so anyone can see exactly what the pro-side of any argument is in their own words as well as links to the best critics' sites so you can see those arguments also. Only by reading each side, from their own sites, can everyone get a complete viewpoint on every issue so then they can decide for themselves what makes the most sense.
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Friday, Apr 27, 2012, at 12:14 PM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: H
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Hands, Laying on of: Performing priesthood ordinances by placing the hands on someone's head. Also, what happened when Joseph Smith locked the office door.

Happiness: See Obedience.

Harris, Martin: A sober, upstanding citizen whose testimony is powerful evidence of the existence of the golden plates. Also known for having a conversation with Jesus, who appeared in the form of a deer.

Hate: Saying and doing hurtful things toward a person or group, such as when Lawrence O'Donnell talks about Mormonism. Does not apply when Mormons talk about gays.

Healing: A gift of the spirit provided to priesthood leaders to make the sick and injured whole. When the person is healed, it is because of the person's faith; if the person is not healed, it is either a lack of faith or that it wasn't God's will that they be healed. Does not apply to amputees.

Heaven: Any of the three kingdoms of God. Can also refer to Sundays when all meetings have been canceled.

Hebrew: Any of a group descended from an ancient Semitic people, including Jews and Native Americans.

Hell: The state of being cut off from the presence of God. Not a place of literal fire and brimstone, though some have suggested that it consists of an eternal sacrament meeting with music by Janice Kapp Perry.

Helpmeet: A misunderstanding of "help meet" which means an appropriate partner in marriage; in other words, the woman must be subservient to her husband.

High Council: A group of high priests who periodically visit wards and branches to make sure there are appropriate levels of boredom.

High Priest: Where elders go to die.

Holy Ghost: Either the influence of God the Father's spirit-body (1835) or a personage of spirit separate from God the Father (1843).

Homosexuality: A delusion people have about who they are, caused by Satan.

Horse: 1) A tapir or some other nocturnal, water-dwelling, soft-footed creature that could conceivably have been large enough to pull chariots, or 2) miniature ceremonial animal effigies carried on the king's wheel-less sledge (see Chariot). Not an anachronism in the Book of Mormon.

Hosanna Shout; A part of the temple dedication when an elderly apostle stands in front of the congregation and leads them in a quiet, mumbled, and dignified "shout" of Hosanna.

Humility: Recognizing your limitations and faults. Should not be used in apologetics.

Husband: Leader of the home, as permitted by the wife.

Hyde, Orson: Apostle who dedicated the land of Palestine for the gathering of Israel while Joseph Smith was having sex with Orson's wife back in Nauvoo.

Hymns: Music sung in church to invite the proper spirit and to wake people up (this is called the "rest hymn").
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Friday, Apr 27, 2012, at 12:13 PM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: I
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Idaho: Utah with more militias.

Illinois: A gathering place, where church members would have a "permanent inheritance" that would last some six years.

Immorality: Sexual contact outside the bounds of marriage. (Note: Should not be applied to nonsexual behavior or conditions, such as poverty, suffering, or dishonesty. Once again, does not apply to Joseph Smith.)

Independence, Missouri: The "center place" where the New Jerusalem would be built and the Savior would return. Near the Garden of Eden. A temple was to be built in Joseph Smith's generation in preparation for the Second Coming of Christ, but persecution by evil non-Mormons thwarted the work of the Lord, and the gathering place was moved north and east. At some point, faithful Mormons expect to be called to abandon their homes and their worldly goods and gather to the New Jerusalem.

Indian Placement Program: An organized effort begun in 1947 to take Native Americans from the reservations and place them with white Mormon families, in the hope that they would assimilate into the broader American and Mormon society. Early efforts were quite successful, as apostle Spencer Kimball reported in 1960 that "children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation," with one girl reportedly "several shades lighter than her parents." Despite promising signs that Native Americans were "changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness," the program had mixed results and was discontinued entirely in 1996.

Individuality: The God-given freedom to dress, act, and think like everyone else.

Infant Baptism: A wicked practice of apostate Christianity. Infants do not have the experience and understanding to make life-changing decisions; only at age eight are they able to make an informed and independent decision.

Inspiration: Ideas or promptings given to the spiritually mature to fullfill God's plan. Examples include the inspired purchase of early church documents from Mark Hofmann and the handcart program.

Institutes of Religion: Weekday instruction for college students to counteract the independent thought and knowledge they are subjected to in their secular classes.

Intellectualism: One of the three great threats to the LDS church. Usually preceded with "so-called."

Intelligence: Described as the glory of God, "in other words, light and truth" (D&C 93:36). As Boyd K. Packer taught, intelligence is to be gained by "facing the right way" in obeying church leaders and avoiding truths that "are not very useful."

Intelligences: The state of spirits before their spirit birth. Although no church leader knows what intelligences are, they have existed forever and are coeternal with God.

International Genealogical Index (IGI): A database recording genealogical data and information about which ordinances have been provided to the deceased. The LDS church makes no guarantee of accuracy, though members can rest assured that the angels are sorting it all out in the spirit world.

Interviews: One-on-one meetings conducted between a leader and member to determine the member's worthiness, record tithing status, and delve into the details of the member's sex life. Such interviews are usually held from the time the member is twelve years old, when they are mature enough to talk about sexuality with an adult behind closed doors.

Isaiah: A book of the Old Testament that was written before and after the Babylonian exile. The post-exile text (commonly referred to as "Deutero-Isaiah") was miraculously pre-recorded by the wicked Laban so the Nephites might have a record of events that happened after they left Jerusalem.

Israel: 1) Members of the LDS church. 2) Descendants of ancient Israelites, chiefly Native Americans and Jews. 3) A secular, Socialist nation set up by inspiration from God.
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Friday, Apr 27, 2012, at 12:13 PM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: J
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Jackson County, Missouri: Home of the Kansas City Royals, Harry S. Truman, Democratic boss Tom Pendergast, and our first parents Adam and Eve.

Jacob, Son of Lehi: The firstborn of Lehi in the wilderness. Noted for quoting at length previously unknown prophet Zenos' "allegory of the olive tree," which is interesting mostly because neither Jacob nor his audience would have ever seen an olive tree.

James: Apostle of Christ most often quoted to support the LDS beliefs that God's grace must be earned through works. Appared in 1829 with Peter and John to restore the Melchizedek Priesthood. Also, a minor character in a certain film, though apparently his lines were cut to just "we will go down" and "I am James."

Jared: The brother of the brother of Jared.

Jaredites: Descendants of Jared and his brother who traveled across the ocean in barges and lived for some 1,600 years in the Americas without leaving a trace.

Jehovah: 1) Before Nauvoo, one of the names of God. 2) After Nauvoo, the name of the premortal Jesus.

Jerusalem: Holy city in Palestine, location of Solomon's temple, scene of Jesus' crucifixion, dedicated for the gathering of the Jews in 1841.

Jerusalem, Land of: Birthplace of Jesus.

Jerusalem, New: Where the non-Jewish members of the House of Israel will be gathered before Jesus' Second Coming. See Independence, Missouri.

Jesus: Savior of the World, and Son of God, being fully God and fully man. In modern times, it has been revealed that Jesus was a powerfully built European who looked vaguely like Barry Gibb.

Jews: The "other" chosen people. Unbeknownst to them, their history, rituals, culture, and religion are remarkably similar to those of Mormonism.

John the Baptist: Prophet who paved the way for Jesus. Beheaded by Herod, John appeared on the banks of the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania and restored the Aaronic Priesthood by ordaining Joseph Smith and Oliver Cowdery. Rumors that he took a boat downstream and had a wild weekend with some coeds at SUNY-Binghamton are unfounded.

John the Beloved: Apostle of Jesus, believed to be the author of the Gospel of John and the Book of Revelation. Although John's tomb is located in Selcuk, near Ephesus, he had the last laugh by surviving to the present day as a "translated being." Since then, seen only in 1829 helping to restore the priesthood and in a cameo appearance in the temple film.

John, Revelation of: Also known as the Apocalypse, a highly symbolic prophecy of the future that was largely undecipherable until Joseph Smith produceda "key" that made everything clear (see D&C 77).

Joining the Church: According to the Encyclopedia of Mormonism, converts share three common experiences: "First, [they] meet with missionaries for a series of brief lessons on basic LDS beliefs and religious practices. Second, all prospective converts must demonstrate in a prebaptism interview ... that they are making an informed decision of their own free will and that they willingly fulfill the baptismal requirements. Third, every convert must receive the ordinances of baptism and confirmation as performed by authorized representatives of the Church and be accepted as a member of the local ward or branch by the common consent of the members." (Note: These are optional as circumstances dictate.)

Joseph Smith Translation of the Bible: A remarkable restoration of ancient truths, which Joseph Smith accomplished by adding words in place of the italicized words in the King James Bible.

Joseph Smith--History: After previous efforts at writing a personal history were thwarted by mobs, lawsuits, imprisonment, and getting the story straight, Joseph Smith wrote of his experiences with the divine. Highlights include the First Vision (this time uncluttered by angels), the visit of Moroni, and persecution so intense that no one remembered it.

Joseph Smith--Matthew: The rendering of Matthew 24 in the Joseph Smith Translation so readers would know exactly what Jesus meant without having to wade through parables and prophecies.

Joseph of Egypt: Sold by his brothers into captivity, he became a great prophet, such that he was able to prophesy of Moses, Aaron, and Joseph Smith, mentioning them by name (though he apparently got a little off track when he said that "they that seek to destroy [Joseph Smith] shall be confounded").

Journal of Discourses: A record of all sermons from church leaders published between 1852 and 1886. Although authorized by Brigham Young and published in conjunction with the church-owned Deseret News, these sermons are not to be taken as official or authoritative statements of church doctrines or contemporary teachings. Some talks contain "deadly heresies," including those given by prophets and declared as doctrine and revelation.

Journals: Prophets have long counseled that church members keep a journal recording their daily activities. President Spencer W. Kimball taught that a personal journal should not delve "into the ugly phases of the life he is portraying. ... Even a long life full of inspiring experiences can be brought to the dust by one ugly story." Therefore, journals should be uplifting but never negative, which isn't a problem because that is how most LDS lives are lived.

Joy: A state of lasting happiness that comes from total obedience.

Judgment: The Savior taught that we should not judge others; modern revelation has clarified that we should, however, assess others' worthiness based on their clothing, facial hair, and number of earrings, among other things.

Judgment Day: After death, all human beings will be judged by Jesus Christ, who is both judge and advocate. He will judge us "according to works, desires, and intent of the heart" (Encyclopedia of Mormonism) and by the records we keep. For this reason, it is important to leave the negative out of your journal.

Justice and Mercy: Two attributes of deity that must be satisfied. In short, it would not be just of God to be merciful and forgive us unconditionally; in order to satisfy justice, the Savior, who was sinless, must suffer in our place. And of course it is absolutely just to punish someone who has done nothing wrong.
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Friday, Apr 27, 2012, at 09:33 AM
Being An Ex-Mormon Has Made Me A Better Husband And Father
Original Author(s): faithnomore
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
I just wanted to share some of my observations on how leaving the church has made me a better parent. Here are some of the ways that leaving the church has made me a better Husband and Father:

- I Have Waaayyy More Time For My Family. For years I was resentful of the fact that although claiming to be, TSCC is not a family oriented church. As church duties and callings encroached on more and more on my limited time (Both Weekdays and Weekends), this issue became my main, driving reason for looking for the truth. Instead of dreading Sundays and the stress they brought, I now cherish them. I get to spend them with the people I love doing positive family-oriented activities.

- No Topics Are Taboo or Off-Limits. My kids are free to ask questions on any topic and I am free to answer them. Honesty, Integrity and Truth. I have the privilege of driving my kids to school on my way to work in the morning and I have better, more stimulating conversation with them than the adults I work with. I am free to raise truth-seekers!

-I Am Better Equipped to Handle Normal Kid Problems. I am free from judgmental propaganda and unrealistic, perfection-based expectations. I no longer project unhealthy requirements onto my kids. This is not to say that I don't set healthy expectations and follow through with consequences when needed. I just do it in a more loving, less crazy way. :)

-I Can Be Myself. My kids and I have developed deep, personal relationships over the last year. I no longer feel the need to be a strict, judgmental, authority figure. We can now laugh together, play together, work together and enjoy every second of it. My kids know the real me, and they think I'm pretty cool. Our new religion is family.

-We Have Extra Money. I hate tithing! Hate it with a passion. We had always paid even when paying meant going into debt. That greedy, uninspired policy has created tremendous hardship for my family. We are still paying off debt that was accumulated in no small part due to tithing. Now that we do not have to give away 10% of our income, we are slowly working our way out of debt and have the resources to go on family trips, buy the kids clothes when they need them, etc.

Life is great out of the Church!
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Thursday, Apr 26, 2012, at 01:19 PM
My Daughter Is Getting Married This Weekend
Original Author(s): Eric K
EX-MORMONISM SECTION 26   -Guid-
It certainly will not be a Temple wedding. :-)

She is a beautiful young woman who is marrying someone she has known for over 3 years. The marriage will be in a small non-denominational church in downtown Chattanooga on Saturday with a nice reception at a hall in a renovated part of downtown. My little jazz band (12 pc.) will play for an hour then there will be a DJ for a few hours at the reception. There will be loud laughter and plenty of beer and wine.

I was really touched this week as the majority of the people from the band said they would play for free as it was my daughter. I am still planning on paying them. The drummer, who just had a baby yesterday, said there is no way she is going to miss playing on Saturday. I mentioned this to my daughter and she started to cry. Another band member changed his schedule and is driving up from Alabama to play. He teaches music in Alabama and cancelled another gig he had for Saturday (2 months ago) to attend this event instead. A couple of the members offered on their own to arrive early to play some quiet background music for the guests as the arrive from the wedding to the reception. I did not have friends like that in Mormonism.

My mom, age 82, flew here yesterday. My son, who has served in Afghanistan and Iraq and has spent 5 1/2 years in the Mid-East and Africa will arrive this afternoon. This will be the first time in years that my little family will be all together.

There will be nearly 200 people at the wedding. It has been stressful with all the details for my wife and daughter and her future in-laws helping, but will be a memorable event. I could not imagine facing the dreadfulness of a temple ceremony versus what will be a fun and joyous weekend.
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Thursday, Apr 26, 2012, at 07:30 AM
Adventures In Cyber-Stalking: FAIR Wiki's Smear Of Dehlin
Original Author(s): Doctor Scratch
FAIR / MADD - APOLOGETICS - SECTION 3   -Guid-
Despite Wiki Wonka's reassurances that the FAIR Wiki is all about "objectivity," it seems that some of the more zealous members of the editing staff have gone above and beyond the call of duty. Check this out:

http://en.fairmormon.org/Criticism_of...

I had to laugh at some of the commentary, like this, which could very well be a cut-and-paste of Elder Wonka's own description of the FAIR Wiki itself:
The website mormonthink.com is designed to lead Church members into questioning their beliefs in a non-threatening manner by claiming to be "objective" and "balanced." The site claims to be run by active members of the Church. In reality, however, they are "active" only in the sense that they still attend Church—they do not accept the Church's truth claims, and they have no interest in strengthening belief.
Wow... Have I just entered the Bizarro World, or what? Are they talking about FAIR/FARMS, or something else?

Anyhow, the entry goes on to cite several rather candid passages from RfM--apparently the editorial team is more interested in providing an exposé than an "objective" summary of the MormonThink Web site, but what struck me was their commentary on John Dehlin. Now, if you are like me, you may be wondering: What is discussion of John Dehlin doing in a FAIR Wiki article that is ostensibly about MormonThink? I'll let you decide:

FAIR Wiki, Strangely Quoting John Dehlin wrote:
Can you show me a more honest representation of the church and its history online -- anywhere? I can't think of a more honest one...warts and all. Can you? Certainly not FAIR or FARMS. Certainly not LDS.org....My challenge remains: find me a web site that is more honest/objective/accurate/comprehensive on factual Mormon history than Mormon Think. I'm all eyes/ears.... Both (all) sites are biased -- I think that the FAIR site is 50x more biased than Mormon Think. Just my opinion....My experience is that the FAIR/FARMS spin ultimately causes much more harm than good. It's just rarely credible to thoughtful, objective people who are trying to uncover the "truth." Consequently, it can be really disco....Part of what I'm trying to say is that while perfect objectivity is impossible, there are shades of objectivity...and then there is the decision to not be objective at all. I'd argue that you/FAIR/FARMS fall closer to the "not even trying to be objective" scale....and something like MormonThink is at least trying to some degree...even though there is a bias.
You'll notice that this excerpt is riddled with ellipses--clearly it was cobbled together out of something else. Well, luckily for us, the editors at the FAIR Wiki have given us the following attribution:
John Dehlin, post on Dehlin’s Facebook wall, 3-4 January 2012, off-site
So, what? They are cyber-stalking Dehlin on Facebook? The FAIR Wiki provides a link, and indeed you can see an ongoing, casual conversation that does indeed contain all of the above quotes. But why is this appropriate material for a FAIR Wiki entry, given what Wiki Wonka has told us about the site's purpose? I noticed that the main person complaining about Dehlin's views on Facebook is one "Trevor Holyoak." Is this person a FAIR volunteer, and/or does he participate on the MDD board?

In any case, it seems clear that Dehlin, despite his having reached out to DCP, is squarely in the apologists' reticle.
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Thursday, Apr 26, 2012, at 07:17 AM
Seven Deadly Heresies Speech Is Now Doctrine
Original Author(s): Runtu
BRUCE R. MCCONKIE   -Guid-
I just noticed something interesting about Bruce R. McConkie's 1980 speech at BYU entitled, "Seven Deadly Heresies." I was once attacked for citing this "non doctrinal [sic] speech" in talking about the doctrines of the church.

However, I have been vindicated. The speech now bears the following copyright:

"© Intellectual Reserve, Inc. All rights reserved."

As my detractor noted, "Doctrine is found in the published works of the Church. You want to pin us down? There it is." Anything bearing the IRI copyright has been through the Correlation process and is official doctrine.

In this famous speech, McConkie contrasts "the revealed religion that has come to us with the theoretical postulates of Darwinism and the diverse speculations descending therefrom," giving his readers a choice between believing the prophets or accepting "the theories of men." To underscore the impossibility of harmonizing evolution with the gospel, he compares Darwinism to "the false religions of the Dark Ages " and the truths of God to "the truths of science as they have now been discovered."

Some have insisted that McConkie was in this speech softening his position when he said, "These are questions to which all of us should find answers. Every person must choose for himself what he will believe. I recommend that all of you study and ponder and pray and seek light and knowledge in these and in all fields."

Of course, this is like saying, You can choose to follow God or the philosophies of men. Come to think of it, that's exactly how McConkie presented it. It has been said that McConkie "essentially says if you can find a way for it to work in the context of doctrine, more power to you." That would explain why McConkie included harmonizing evolution in a list of heresies. "If you can find a way for heresy to work in the context of doctrine, more power to you." Does that sound like something McConkie would say?

Either way, the Seven Deadly Heresies are now doctrine:
  1. God is progressing in knowledge and is learning new truths.
  2. Church members can harmonize evolution and doctrine.
  3. Temple marriage assures us of an eventual exaltation.
  4. The doctrine of salvation for the dead offers men a second chance for salvation.
  5. There is progression from one kingdom to another in the eternal worlds.
  6. Adam is our father and our god, ... he is the father of our spirits and our bodies, and ... he is the one we worship.
  7. We must be perfect to gain salvation.
Also: It is recommend for anyone interested to listen to the audio version of the talk. Several key phrases have been omitted from the text version. McConkie states several times that evolution "cannot be harmonized" with the gospel.
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Wednesday, Apr 25, 2012, at 07:47 AM
Rolly: LDS Leader Used Church Email To Solicit Funds For Romney
Original Author(s): Salt Lake Tribune
SALT LAKE TRIBUNE   -Guid-
From the Salt Lake Tribune:
It’s not like he drank coffee or anything like that, but one LDS Church general authority must have had a little lapse in judgment last spring when he used his LDS Church email account to solicit campaign contributions for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

W. Craig Zwick, a member of the church’s First Quorum of the Seventy, was in Las Vegas as part of a fundraising blitz for the Romney campaign when he got into an email exchange about setting up a golf date with an acquaintance in Salt Lake City.

"I’m down in Vegas helping Mitt Romney today," Zwick, whose son Spencer is Romney’s finance chairman, wrote from his church email address. "How much can you contribute to the Romney for President Committee today? You can only give $2,500 max for you and your wife. Let me know — let’s take zback America!"
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/politics...
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Wednesday, Apr 25, 2012, at 07:43 AM
Google Apostasy Spreads To United States?
Original Author(s): Simon Southerton
SIMON SOUTHERTON   -Guid-
The church has just revealed new statistical data for each country. The church website doesn't say that the statistical data is to the end of 2011, however, the pro-LDS website LDS church growth says it is the 2011 data.

http://ldschurchgrowth.blogspot.com.a...

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/facts-a...

There appears to be clear evidence of a significant slow down in church growth in the United States. The apostasy that Elder Jensen referred to back in December 2011 may be showing up in the church's statistics for the first time.

Note: Unit data is presented for every second year between 1992 and 2010. For this period the annual increase was calculated by dividing the increase in units over 2 years by 2. Some more details can be found on my blog.

http://simonsoutherton.blogspot.com.a...
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Monday, Apr 23, 2012, at 11:16 AM
A Titanic Piece Of Crap In LDS Living Magazine
Original Author(s): fiyero
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
So I'm still on the LDS Living mailing list, because I enjoy some good comic relief now and again. Today however, a promo teaser in my email intrigued me because I had recently seen the re-release of Titanic in 3D and was curious by the name of the article:

"100 years after Titanic sinks, LDS connections still remembered"

http://www.ldsliving.com/story/68369-...

Seriously??? That takes a good amount of spin to turn the Titanic into a faith promoting Primary lesson. After reading through, here is my interpretation:

1. The whole article is actually based on only 1 LDS person who actually was actually on the boat. I expected to hear several human interest tales of joyful survival or tragic demise. Instead it was neither. I was a classic case of devising a story ahead of time, and crafting details (true or not) to try and fill space where none should exist.

2. "A mother who sacrificed to save others" (the one actual LDS person)

Despite the declarative paragraph header, they have zero evidence to support the assertion. According to the author's logic, because she had just studied midwifery, she must certainly have used her valuable training to heroically save other passengers in need of medical assistance. Perhaps the stress of imminent death may have put a few pregnant women into labor, and this altruistic sister was there to comfort and deliver the babies before the icy water overtook them all.

(Oh, and let's not forget that second class was much better than business class today. Squash courts, libraries, and mingling with 1st class.. Why do they even bring that up really, except to paint the picture that she must have run back into steerage to save the huddled masses instead of saving her privileged self. Instead of seeing it that way, I immediately saw the money connection to Joseph F. Smith instead. Why am I so cynical?

3. "The missionaries who almost didn't make it."

If this story is even true, there is nothing beyond normal coincidence here similar to the myriad tales related to being late to work at the WTC on the morning of September 11. To me, it sounds more like a faith promoting Paul H. Dunn fabrication, or at best an incidental occurrence that has grown more and more legendary with each re-telling. Supposing it is true that the reservations were cancelled, how is this miraculous or a prompting in any way? One of their party was delayed, and as missionaries it is customary to remain in a group and travel as a group. Rather than overwhelming prompting and divine guidance to cancel the reservation, the lead Elder was most likely pissed off and cursing under his breath at his travel companion whose delay caused them all to miss the experience of a lifetime. I do feel goosebumps right now. Not.

4. A totally irrelevant reference to some rich publisher who happened to mention the church a few times in his newspaper. If he was defending the church as claimed, he was most likely deceived and misguided in claiming polygamy was no longer practiced. (Most likely a result of the church propaganda surrounding the Reed Smoot hearings I would guess.) Still, what relevance does this man's presence on the Titanic have in a story about "LDS Connections" on the Titanic? I'm sure John Jacob Astor must have had some business dealing with a Mormon at some point in his career. Shouldn't the author research that as well and add a fourth connection to make this fluff piece even fluffier?
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Monday, Apr 23, 2012, at 10:16 AM
Bad News -- The New Hymn Book Has Been Delayed. Good News...
Original Author(s): Gorspel Dacktrin
COMEDY - SECTION 5   -Guid-
The good news is that this means there is still time to offer suggestions to the COB for inspirational music that you think should be included.

I can reveal some of the titles of the awe-inspiring musical offerings that already have been selected. They are a radical departure from the humdrum, run-of-the-mill Hymns that Mormons have grown up with. These hymns will electrify your testimony like nothing else can:

(1) When You Wish Upon a Peepstone.

(2) Mummy Dearest -- Ode to the Book of Abraham

(3) Nancy, Helen, Fanny and Emily -- Joy of Joe's Desiring

(4) I Have Rent My Garment (Instead of Buying)

(5) A Holy Hat and the Vapors of Mercury

(6) She's Buying a Handshake to Heaven

(7) Eat, Shiz, and Die (words by H. Farber Jensen)

(8) Melchizedek's Machete and Two Hundred Severed Arms

(9) The Beheading Dance of the Daughter of Jared

(10) Can One Have Too Many Wives?

(11) Give It to Me Through the Veil

(12) Jesus and Michael, How They Do Go Down

(13) Flecks and Couplets (a tribute to Gordon B. Hinckley)

(14) Do Unto the Widows and Orphans for They Are the Stuff of Great Conference Talks (a tribute to Thomas S. Monson)

(15) Standing in Something (a second tribute to Gordon B. Hinckley)

If you have any additional suggestions, now is your big opportunity at a shot of hymnal immortality for your favorite inspirational song.
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Monday, Apr 23, 2012, at 08:17 AM
Born Evil
Original Author(s): navajo
LAMANITES - SECTION 1   -Guid-
I was probably in the second grade. The Sunday school teacher in my southern Utah town was giving a lesson from the Book of Mormon to a small class of a few girls. It had to have been in very simple terms since we were so young. I can see now that the lesson was meant to be a self esteem-builder. But it backfired on me. The teacher was trying to show us little girls how much God loved us and how important we are on this earth to do his work. I was barely paying attention since I really wanted to be home watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I resented missing all my cartoons and being forced to go to church, which I considered boring. But I had no choice in the matter.

That day, however, as the teacher recited the lesson and looked from girl to girl, my attention perked up when she said, "and YOU are all white and delightsome to our lord and he has special plans for you in this world ..." Just then, she came to me and her roving eyes stalled out. She stammered a couple of times because she had forgotten that her rote lesson was being delivered in a class that now included a little brown girl. An Indian that the Book of Mormon (I later found out) describes as bloodthirsty, fierce and loathsome. An Indian whose skin was dark because of a curse from God.

After gulping a couple of times, she said something like "but Neeta here is a Lamanite (the Book of Mormon's name for the descendants of Laman, who was cursed with dark skin for displeasing god) and we welcome her. They too, if they work very hard can go to the Celestial Kingdom." That being the highest of the three kingdoms in heaven. I was told that if I made it to the Celestial Kingdom my skin would turn light.

This promise of skin lightening was commonly preached when I was growing up. In fact, there was a Paiute woman in our town who had vitiligo, "a skin condition in which there is a loss of brown color (pigment) from areas of skin, resulting in irregular white patches that feel like normal skin." My full-blood Navajo mother, Flora, a devoted Mormon, said that one of the bishops had told Mrs. Kanosh that the skin-color change was her reward from God for going to church. My mother was so pleased with this news. She loved anything that pointed to proof the Mormon gospel was true.

Gradually, over the next few years, I learned more of what Joseph Smith (the founder of the church and the author of the Book of Mormon) had said about Indians. We were innately wicked. We converted ones had to be constantly watched against reverting to our evil, heathen ways. This was on top of the church's attitudes toward women. The General Counsel (the church's highest governing body) instructed women to obey their husbands, the priesthood holders. Another instruction I remember: The priesthood holder should love the lord first and then his wife. One really had to accept a lot of demoralization to be female AND BROWN when I was growing up Mormon.

Attitude was bolstered by action. The church's Indian Placement Program ran from 1947 to 1996. Its mission was to remove children from desolate reservations and help them get an education by placing them in Mormon foster homes. Any child involved had to be baptized in order to participate. Nothing subtle about this virtual kidnapping. The church took children away from their homes to assimilate them into Mormon culture.

As the daughter of a Navajo mother and a white father, I straddled two cultures differently than the foster kids. I had many relatives on the reservation and spent much time in the summers there. But it wasn't home. In talking with some of the foster kids, I learned they had a hard time when they were younger. Some didn't want to join the church but were forced into it. They found it difficult to live in two worlds, the white world during the school year and then back on the reservation during the summer. Some of them sadly recounted that they were made fun of back on the reservation because they had lost some of their language and traditional knowledge.

The majority of the Indian students attending school in our town were not foster kids but lived instead at the Indian dormitory on the outskirts. There was no requirement there to join the church. But those kids also told me about being homesick and feeling like an outsider in both worlds.

Today, it's clear to most people that taking young children away from their families and culture is NOT a good thing. In fact, it's terrible. And it happened to 20,000 children in the Mormon church's Indian Placement Program.

These decades-old memories came flooding back to me when I saw a recent report that Lamanite action figures were being sold at the church-owned Deseret Bookstore and online by a private company, Latter Day Designs.

There are three more Lamanite action figures. However, they are good guys and are approved by God for their good works unto him. It's curious though. Shouldn't their skin have been lightened for being such obedient souls? By the way, that hot-buff one is called a Stripling Warrior because he's young. Conveniently, there were exactly 2000 of them in the Book of Mormon for important plot purposes.

http://lehi.com/product_info.php?cPat...

Mormons weren't the only people who believed that the curse of Cain was dark skin. That was once the standard Christian view. But Mormons took it very seriously and barred African Americans from holding the priesthood because of the curse. I was 22 years old in 1978 when the church back-pedaled and allowed black men to hold the priesthood. That was quite a big step in damage control. But the teachings that produced the racist beliefs in the first place have never been officially repudiated. Still, I never thought I'd see African Americans allowed into the priesthood. It was hardly enough to keep me in the church and I left shortly afterward.

All the derogatory descriptions about Lamanites remain in the Book of Mormon in verses like Alma 3:6:

"And the skins of the Lamanites were dark, according to the mark which was set upon their fathers, which was a curse upon them because of their transgression and their rebellion against their brethren, who consisted of Nephi, Jacob, and Joseph, and Sam, who were just and holy men."

Those descriptions live on in Sunday school lessons and action figures for impressionable Mormon children. It's hard to change the word of God in books like that, so the record on what the Mormons think of Indians is written on golden plates, never to be changed.

How one can be Indian and a member of the Mormon church is completely beyond me.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04...
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Monday, Apr 23, 2012, at 07:42 AM
Aaronic Priesthood Manual For 2012 - "When The Prophet Speaks ... The Debate Is Over."
Original Author(s): mms
CHURCH TEACHING MANUALS   -Guid-
In lesson 12 of the Aaronic Priesthood Manual for 2012, a quotation is used approvingly from a sister who wrote an article in the New Era:
"When the prophet speaks ... the debate is over."
I don't know what the full quote is--i.e., what comes between "speaks" and "the debate" because the lesson manual chose to omit it so the sentence reads as it does above.

The lesson then asks:
What did Sister Cannon mean when she said that when the prophet speaks, the debate is over?

Why is this so important to us?
Please answer. Here is the link to the lesson: http://www.lds.org/manual/aaronic-pri...

Once again this is being taught.
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Monday, Apr 23, 2012, at 07:05 AM
The Future Of Church History (in 1972)
Original Author(s): Fence Sitter
GENERAL AUTHORITIES   -Guid-
Interesting 1972 Ensign article by A Dyer regarding the newly formed Church History Department and their plans for the future. Too bad Peterson, Packer and Benson didn't allow this to continue.

http://www.lds.org/ensign/1972/08/the...
Once collected, the records of the Mormon past are arranged, classified, and indexed to make them available to members of the Church and others interested in LDS history

In 1976 Ezra Taft Benson, then president of the council of the twelve warned of the tendency to humanize church leaders. Such an approach minimized God's ruling hand and undermined "our prophetic history."
After it was shut down Leonard Arrington lamented
"Our great experiment in church-sponsored history has proved to be, if not a failure, at least not an unqualified success."
One has to wonder how much better today's chapel Mormons would be prepared to defend their history had Arrington been allowed to continue guiding the Church History Department.
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Friday, Apr 20, 2012, at 07:26 AM
Packer On Being Born Gay
Original Author(s): runtu
BOYD K. PACKER - SECTION 2   -Guid-
It's interesting that, even though Packer last year was edited when he said that gays weren't born with homosexual "tendencies," he's said virtually the same thing in this month's Ensign, in which he implicitly lumps gays in with "the enemy":
"A few of you may have felt or been told that you were born with troubling feelings and that you are not guilty if you act on those temptations. Doctrinally we know that if that were true, your agency would have been erased, and that cannot happen. You always have a choice to follow the promptings of the Holy Ghost and live a morally pure and chaste life, one filled with virtue."
http://www.lds.org/new-era/2012/04/ho...

I know some people believe the church is softening its stance on homosexuality, but that softening appears to be coming from the membership at large, not the leaders, who are teaching the same old tired stuff.
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Friday, Apr 20, 2012, at 07:25 AM
Conference Center Suffers From Self-Abuse Problem
Original Author(s): baura
COMEDY - SECTION 5   -Guid-
Salt Lake City, UT, 4/19/2012

The LDS Conference Center in Salt Lake City suffered from a self-abuse problem earlier this week.

The Conference Center contains a "little factory" to manufacture electrical power if it is needed at the appropriate time. This was put there by the creator of the Conference Center with wisdom in preparing for a possible power outage. This wise design was intended to be used only with a congregation in the center that has been properly invited by those in authority, and only during a power outage. However this "little factory" was stimulated into production BEFORE it was appropriate and it was done in an inappropriate way.

The Conference Center suffered from this inappropriate and unwise stimulation of it's "little factory" when high-energy excitement (that should have been kept in it's place by singing a hymn) was allowed to run rampant through the system.

The excess of energy that resulted by the unwise stimulation triggered fluids to flow in an inappropriate way which was contrary to the design of the creator of the conference center. The damage caused has reached half a million dollars--a stark and somber warning against the dangers of self abuse.

Authorities are considering changes to avoid this problem in the future. One plan calls for excess insulation around the offending electrodes. If that is not sufficient to eliminate the problem, grounding one of the electrodes to a bed post might be necessary.
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Friday, Apr 20, 2012, at 07:18 AM
Ah-Ha! Maybe This Is Why New Converts Disappear
Original Author(s): Tara the Pagan
EX-MORMON OPINION - SECTION 21   -Guid-
I was a convert. During my years in TSCC, I watched a lot of other converts come and go, too. Here's my analysis:

- The investigator is set up with unrealistic expectations: when they show up to church and are introduced as an "investigator," everyone drools friendliness and fake warmth all over them.

- They are deluged with invitations, phone calls, visits, baked goods, and other "love-bombing." They don't understand what's really going on, so they feel accepted and cared for.

- Once baptized, they're given a calling to make sure they stay active.

- Most of the BIC ward members will reject the newbie because they aren't 4th or 5th or even 2nd gen Mormons. If they make cultural mistakes due to ignorance of all the unwritten rules, newbies will be judged and gossiped about behind their backs.Then, they will likely be ignored. They will not get the prestige callings or positions of responsibility.

- Soon, they're just another member who gets asked to do stuff, endlessly. Disillusionment will set in. Where did all the love-bombers go?

- The love-bombers may randomly reappear after guilt-inducing GC talks. But this time, the not-so-newbie knows what's up.

- Eventually, the convert gets tired of putting in all their time and effort and being treated like dirt. The smarter ones leave.
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Friday, Apr 20, 2012, at 02:21 PM
I Hated "Getting My Endowment"
Original Author(s): Celestial Wedgie
MORMON TEMPLES - SECTION 4   -Guid-
I was confused and hurt, feeling betrayed and sacrificed by my own parents. How on earth could they think I would like that? Surely they knew me better than that! It felt like they had passed me off to my new owner.

I remember the old man with bad breath, being told my secret name, and thinking, "That's so stupid." I got creeped out when asked to put on the shield, but I kept hoping that the ceremony itself would have a humane limit to it. When he mentioned my loins, I bristled with anger and dread. I wanted to grab his feeble throat and throw him to the ground. I had no idea what to do, but I knew that it was messed up for some old man to dab oil on my genitals. I was surprised, relieved, and scornful when my "loins" turned out to be my lower back. At the same time I knew: I had just remained immobile, frozen and letting him do whatever the hell was going to be done. My guts were screaming, "This is wrong! This is horribly wrong!" But I just sat there, passive, compliant. Obedient.

That was the single most destructive experience in regard to my faltering belief in the church. All set for the MTC and a foreign mission!

I find it ironic that Mormonism's most sacred rituals had the most deleterious effect on my faith. That day, before ever leaving the temple grounds, I was convinced that my church--my pioneer heritage--was a raw and manipulative soul-scarring scam. I didn't just have problems with the church: now I had begun to hate it. No "anti-Mormon" propoganda needed. Just follow the prophet.

That night I brimmed with self-doubt, bitterness, turmoil, and despair. I was mostly angry and disappointed in myself for submitting to something that I knew to be wrong. Previously I had taken some college-level psychology classes, and that night I recalled the Milgram experiments, people willingly doing immoral things, doing them just because someone in authority told them to do it. When I first heard of the Milgram studies I fancied myself to be of higher moral stuff than the subjects he tested. In fact, sometimes I flirted with an idea that my difficulty developing a testimony was because I was of stronger moral fiber. The temple experience crushed that comforting illusion. Instead, that night I realized that I was a slave of the church: I had just promised my soul, life, money, and body--I stood there expecting a total stranger "anoint" my genitalia--and now I was bound for a mission to infect others with the same ceremonies.

I never really had a testimony of the church, but I tried as much as I could to believe in it. I really tried, convinced that I was the one who was at fault for not seeing what seemed obvious to everyone around me. I was honest, too, with my bishop and stake president, telling them where my beliefs were. That was good enough, they assured me.

It's painful but interesting to look back and realize that the temple experience forcibly stripped me of two false beliefs: (1) that the Mormon church comprised beautiful truths and (2) I was somehow above others. I lost all residual faith in Mormonism at the same time that I lost all faith in myself. I had hated myself for years, but at least I was doing what I had been told. Now the painful insight was dawning on me that I was only another manipulated coward. My church was a vile cult and I was just one more victim, a defeated, mission-bound dupe.

That night after the endowment that I knew beyond the shadow of a doubt: I had lost.
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Friday, Apr 20, 2012, at 02:17 PM
The Naked Touchings In The Temple
Original Author(s): desert_vulture
MORMON TEMPLES - SECTION 4   -Guid-
I remember getting my initiatory in the Provo temple the day before I went on my mission. Once I entered the temple, I was separated from my parents, and I was told to go put on a "shield" which was basically a white sheet draped over my head like a poncho. I asked the attendant if I understood right, I was supposed to take off all of my clothes? "Yes" I was told, and "put on the shield to hide your nakedness." Major cog dis set in.

This was done in 1980, and it was my first big clue that something was wrong with the church of my youth. I was stunned beyond belief. When I went into the cubicle, wearing only a "shield" a small little old man pronounced "blessings" in rapid fire succession while simultaneously touching my naked body with oil in various places. I honestly don't remember exactly where or what he touched, only that he reached inside the open side panels of the "shield" that really wasn't much of a shield, and touched me without my permission. It was a very intrusive act. It left me bewildered, shocked, and stunned. I thought "Now I know why they call us a cult."

That was many years ago. From what I understand, since about 2005 they have changed the initiatories allowing people to wear their garments under the shield, and eliminating the naked touchings that once occurred.

I imagine that the naked touchings of women in the initiatories were once performed by men, back in the day, since it is a priesthood ordinance. I can only imagine the feelings of disgust and abuse as those touchings occured. I'm sure it became a sore issue with the women temple patrons, so much so that the officiators became women. I never understood how a women was able to officiate one of the main temple ordinances without holding the priesthood. It never made sense to me, even as a member. I imagine that originally men officiated in the naked touchings of women in the initiatory, and that at some moment in history, men were replaced by women due to the obviously sensitive nature of the nudity (under a "shield" of course, with the large flaps open on the sides).

My question is: Does anyone know when men were replaced by women as officiators in the naked touchings in the temple, errrr initiatories? And if so, what were the circumstances? Did they receive a revelation from God that allowed women to officiate in a holy priesthood ordinance without the priesthood? How?

The initiatories were always so creepy to me, I never once repeated the experience I had in the Provo temple the day before my mission. Never once. Bastards..
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Thursday, Apr 19, 2012, at 12:44 PM
Jane Manning James, Being Black, Could Not Be Sealed To Her Own Family - Was Sealed To Joseph Smith As A Servant
Original Author(s): UTLM
BLACKS AND MORMONISM   -Guid-
Jane Manning, along with her family, converted to Mormonism in the 1840s. According to Jessie L. Embry, instructor of history at Brigham Young University, Jane
grew up in Connecticut during the 1820's, earning her living as a domestic. When Mormon missionaries came to the area, she listened and along with other family members joined the church. In 1843 eight members of the Manning family started toward Nauvoo . . . The Mannings set out on foot and, . . . finally arrived in Nauvoo where Joseph Smith welcomed them into his home. Before the Latter-day Saints left Nauvoo, Jane Manning married another black Mormon, Isaac James. . . . In 1869 Isaac left the family, selling his property to Jane. He returned to Salt Lake City approximately twenty-one years later just before he passed away. . . .

Jane Manning James was a member of the female Relief Society and donated to the St. George, Manti, and Logan temple funds. She repeatedly petitioned the First Presidency to be endowed and to have her children sealed to her. During the time that Isaac was gone, Jane asked to be sealed to Walker Lewis who, like Elijah Abel, had been ordained during Joseph Smith's lifetime.

After Isaac died, Jane asked that they be given the ordination of adoption so they would be together in the next life. She explained in correspondence to church leaders that Emma Smith had offered to have her sealed to the Smith family as a child. She reconsidered that decision and asked to be sealed to the Smiths. Permission for all of these requests was denied.

Instead the First Presidency "decided she might be adopted into the family of Joseph Smith as a servant, which was done, a special ceremony having been prepared for the purpose." The minutes of the Council of Twelve Apostles continued, "But Aunt Jane was not satisfied with this, and as a mark of dissatisfaction she applied again after this for sealing blessings, but of course in vain" (Black Saints in a White Church, by Jessie L. Embry, Signature Books, 1994, pp. 40-41).
Wilford Woodruff, fourth president of the LDS Church, recorded the following in his journal for October 16, 1894:
I had several meetings with H. B. Clawson Concerning some of our Affairs in Calafornia. We had Meeting with several individuals among the rest Black Jane wanted to know if I would not let her have her Endowments in the Temple. This I Could not do as it was against the Law of God. As Cain killed Abel All the seed of Cain would have to wait for Redemption untill all the seed that Abel would have had that may Come through other men Can be redeemed (Wilford Woodruff's Journal, 1833-1898, vol. 9, typescript, edited by Scott G. Kenney, Signature Books, 1985, p. 322).
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Thursday, Apr 19, 2012, at 07:36 AM
Where Did Joseph Smith Get A Gun At Carthage Jail?
Original Author(s): JoD3:360
JOSEPH SMITH - SECTION 4   -Guid-
He got the gun from John Fulmer

Originally Cyrus Wheelock was credited, and in recent years the Fullmer family has provided evidence that it was John Fullmer. However, it is likely that they both handed out guns to Joseph and Hyrum since they both apparently had one.

Here are two accounts: http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/j...

This was a providential circumstance, as most other persons had been very rigidly searched. Joseph then handed the single barrel pistol which had been given him by John S. Fullmer, to his brother Hyrum, and said, "You may have use for this." Brother Hyrum observed, "I hate to use such things otto see them used." "So do I," said Joseph, "but we may have to, to defend ourselves;" upon this Hyrum took the pistol.

http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/j...

John Taylor, who became the third President of the Mormon Church, made these statements concerning the death of Joseph Smith:

"Elder Cyrus H. Wheelock came in to see us, and when he was about leaving drew a small pistol, a six-shooter, from his pocket, remarking at the same time, 'Would any of you like to have this?' Brother Joseph immediately replied, 'Yes, give it to me,' whereupon he took the pistol, and put it in his pantaloons pocket.... I was sitting at one of the front windows of the jail, when I saw a number of men, with painted faces, coming around the corner of the jail, and aiming towards the stairs....

"I shall never forget the deep feeling of sympathy and regard manifested in the countenance of Brother Joseph as he drew nigh to Hyrum, and, leaning over him, exclaimed, 'Oh! my poor, dear brother Hyrum!' He, however, instantly arose, and with a firm, quick step, and a determined expression of countenance, approached the door, and pulling the six-shooter left by Brother Wheelock from his pocket, opened the door slightly, and snapped the pistol six successive times; only three of the barrels, however, were discharged. I afterwards understood that two or three were wounded by these discharges, two of whom, I am informed died." (History of the Church, Vol. 7, p. 100, 102 & 103)

[Web-editor: For more information see Changing World, Like a Lamb?]

http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/j...

Scroll up to the header "two minutes in Jail"

As he struck the floor he exclaimed emphatically, "I am a dead man." Joseph looked towards him and responded, "Oh, dear brother Hyrum!" and opening the door two or three inches with his left hand, discharged one barrel of a six shooter (pistol) at random in the entry, from whence a ball grazed Hyrum's breast, and entering his throat passed into his head, while other muskets were aimed at him and some balls hit him.

Joseph continued snapping his revolver round the easing of the door into the space as before, three barrels of which missed fire, while Mr. Taylor with a walking stick stood by his side and knocked down the bayonets and muskets which were constantly discharging through the doorway, while I stood by him, ready to lend any assistance, with another stick, but could not come within striking distance without going directly before the muzzle of the guns.

When the revolver failed, we had no more firearms, and expected an immediate rush of the mob, and the doorway full of muskets, half way in the room, and no hope but instant death from within.
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Friday, Apr 27, 2012, at 12:17 PM
Concise Dictionary of Mormonism: G
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Gadianton Robbers: “In the Book of Mormon, a band of robbers founded by a wicked Nephite named Gadianton. Their organization was based on secrecy and satanic oaths.” (Note: Secrecy and oaths are good things if they’re not satanic.)

Garden of Eden: The dwelling place of our first parents, Adam and Eve, before the Fall. Located near Adam-ondi-Ahman and the plains of Olaha Shinehah, which, as everyone knows, are in Missouri.

Garden of Gethsemane: The location where Jesus suffered for our sins. However, we don’t wear a garden around our necks to honor the atonement because it would be too heavy.

Garment of the Holy Priesthood: Also known as "garments" or "g's." As part of the temple endowment, which is completely unrelated to Freemasonry, Mormons are given the garment (actually two-piece underwear sets: t-shirt and shorts) to wear at all times. The garment has stitched into it certain marks that are in no way related to the Masonic symbols of the compass and square. The garment is said to be "a shield and a protection" to the wearer, though, contrary to belief, most Mormons do not believe the garment has magical powers, although J. Willard Marriott would disagree. The garment is also available in a one-piece version, but most people don't wear it because it frequently causes a "celestial wedgie."

Gathering of Israel: The gathering of Jews and Mormons to the various locations around the world where they live.

Gay: An adjective meaning “happy.” Maybe be used with “so-called” to refer to those who choose to be homosexuals.

General Authorities: A group of men who are called to serve the church around the world full-time. As explained by general authority J. Golden Kimball, callings are extended by “inspiration, revelation, and relation.” Often such leaders are called because they have proven their spiritual excellence by their success in business or law.

Gentiles: Non-Mormons, except Jews.

Gift of the Holy Ghost: The right of all church members to have the companionship of the Holy Ghost, which is conferred by the laying on of hands. Rarely exercised.

Gifts of the Spirit: “Special spiritual blessings given by the Lord to worthy individuals for their own benefit and for them to use in blessing others.” Examples include prophesy, speaking in tongues, using a divining rod, and finding buried treasure by looking at a stone in a hat.

God, Godhead: 1) In 1835, consists of two members: God the Father, a “personage of spirit”; and Jesus Christ, a “a personage of tabernacle” (Doctrine and Covenants 1835, p. 53). 2) By 1843, consists of three members: God the Father and Jesus, both having bodies of “flesh and bones as tangible as man’s,” but the Holy Ghost is “a personage of Spirit” (D&C 130:22).

Godhood: The ultimate goal and destiny of all humans. God is exalted man and woman sealed together for eternity; there is complete equality in this relationship, no matter how many wives the exalted man may have. (Note: not to be discussed among non-Mormons, particularly in television interviews.)

Gold Plates: An record chronicling approximately 1,000 years of ancient Americans, their prophesies, and the visit of Jesus to them. The plates were so important that they were preserved for 1,400 years so that Joseph Smith could not use them in translating the Book of Mormon.

Google: A source of vile falsehoods about the LDS church. Avoid at all costs.

Gospel: “Good news.” This is the plan of salvation, wherein Jesus suffered and died for our sins so that we could be saved by obeying commandments and ordinances and anything else that is required of us.

Grace: An enabling power from God that is available to humans only “after they have expended their own best efforts” and “cannot suffice without total effort on the part of the recipient.” See also “Good News”

Guilt: Godly sorrow for sins and misdeeds. An excellent motivator, guilt has blessed the lives of millions of Latter-day Saints throughout the world.
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Thursday, Apr 19, 2012, at 07:18 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: F
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Fact: A less-useful truth.

Faith: The belief that if you sacrifice family time to give service, attend your meetings, and go to the temple often, you'll be rewarded with an eternal family in the next life.

Fall of Adam: Adam and Eve's admirable decision to disobey a commandment, which was part of God's plan all along. This disobedience brought mortality and sin into the world so that we might have joy.

Family: The basic unit of the church. Our Father in Heaven has in His wisdom established families consisting of fathers, mothers, and children. The purpose of the family is to support the LDS church.

Family History: The practice of gathering the names of ancestors, celebrities, and Holocaust victims for proxy temple ordinances.

Fasting: Going without food and water for a specified period of time so that you'll be more focused on spiritual things than on how hungry and thirsty you are.

Fast Offering: Money collected for the poor that is set apart from funds used to build shopping malls, hotels, and game reserves.

Fast and Testimony Meeting: The first Sunday of the month, members fast for at least two meals and then gather to hear children recite things their parents whisper in their ear and learn about the keys Sister Jacobs found after praying.

Father in Heaven: The father of all human spirits. He is not a spirit but an exalted man with a body of flesh and bones. He has revealed Himself to humans only when introducing Jesus or in animated Monty Python segments.

Father, Mortal: The priesthood holder who leads the family and presides, under the direction of his wife.

Feel: "To sense the promptings of the Spirit. See also Holy Ghost." (Note: This is a direct quote from the Guide to the Scripture. I am not making this up.)

Fellowshipping: The practice of befriending less-active ward members and bringing them baked goods until you find out they aren't interested in the church.

First Principles of the Gospel: Obedience. Also faith, repentance, baptism, receiving the Holy Ghost, and judging your worldly neighbors.

First Presidency: The presiding quorum of the LDS church consisting of the president of the church and his two counselors. They are to lead the church, conduct general conference, and clarify doctrines, such as establishing that black people are cursed because of things they did in the premortal life.

First Vision: 1) The visit of Moroni to Joseph Smith in 1823. 2) A later account of a spiritual experience Joseph Smith had when he was either confused about which church was right or had already decided they were wrong. In answer to prayer, Joseph was visited by a) God b), God and Jesus, or c) God and Jesus and numberless hosts of angels. As a result of the vision, Joseph was so severely persecuted that no one, not even his closest family members, could remember it.

Flood: 1) According to the scriptures, prophets, and apostles, a deluge that covered the entire earth, symbolizing its baptism, or 2) according to apologists, a local event that has been exaggerated by scriptures, prophets, and apostles.

Foreordination: The belief that we were chosen before birth to perform certain roles and tasks, such as buying forged documents and building shopping centers.

Forgiveness: The remission of sins through the Atonement. Conditioned on keeping all of the commandments, as reverting to a sin cancels previous forgiveness. Requires strenuous effort until one has become perfect; only then can one be sure that he or she is forgiven.

Fornication: A grievous sin, involving sexual intercourse with someone who is not your lawful spouse. Fornicators require a disciplinary council and may be excommunicated. (Note: Does not apply if your name is Joseph Smith.)

Free Agency: Freedom to choose how to live your life, though you'll be punished if you make the wrong choices.

Fullness of the Gospel. The whole of the gospel, contained in the Book of Mormon (see D&C 20:9). God has graciously given us more fullness in modern revelation.
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Wednesday, Apr 18, 2012, at 07:14 AM
Since Hinckley's Death From Cancer Has Been Mentioned On This Board, A Repost Of The Rather Perplexing Public Reports Of His Passing Vs. Some Other Below-The-Radar Info
Original Author(s): Steve Benson
STEVE BENSON - SECTION 14   -Guid-
In another thread, RfM poster "Marylou" wrote:

"Hinckley may not have been a whistleblower but it seems to me he tipped his hand when he decided to seek treatment for his cancer at age 95. I would think someone with a firm testimony would be anxious to get to the other side to be reunited with his wife. No, not him. Spend thousands of dollars and be sick with treatments just to last another month or two. He was either scared to death of what was waiting on the other side or he knew full well nothing was waiting for him."

("Re: DONT YOU GET IT. HINCKLEY WAS THE WHISTLEBLOWER," posted by "Marylou," on "Recovery from Mormonism" bulletin board, 17 April 2012)

From the public press accounts issued by the Mormon Church in the wake of Gordon B. Hinckley's death, the faithfully uninformed would certainly reach the conclusion that their divinely-cradled prophet, seer and revelator died--as the Morg(ue) put it in both its website press release and through its house organ, the "Deseret News"--from causes "incident to age."

That was certainly the official line on LDS Net Central:

". . . Church president [Hinckley] died at his apartment in downtown Salt Lake City at 7:00 p.m. Sunday night from CAUSES INCIDENT TO AGE. Members of his family were at his bedside."

Then this, to top it all off:

"Style guide note: When reporting about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, please use the complete name of the Church in the first reference. For more information on the use of the name of the Church, go to our online style guide."

("Beloved Church President, Gordon B. Hinckley, Dies at 97," 27 January 2008, author(s) unnamed, in "Newsroom: The Official Church Resource for News Media, Opinion Leaders, and the Public," emphasis added)

Singing the same song and using essentially the same words, the Church's parrot publication, the "Deseret News," solemnly announced:

"President Gordon B. Hinckley, who led The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints through explosive growth during his more than 12 years as president, died 7 p.m. Sunday at home of CAUSES INCIDENT TO AGE, surrounded by family. He was 97."

OK, OK, enough already. We get it. The Morg(ue) says Hinckley died because of CAUSES INCIDENT TO AGE.

("LDS President Gordon B. Hinckley Dies at Age 97: LDS president Met Call with Humility, Vigor," "by the Deseret Morning News staff," in "Deseret News," Sunday, 27 January 2008. emphasis added)

But didn't it all seem a bit too insistent, too repetitive, too canned? Indeed, the "Deseret News" appeared to have gone out of its way to assure the faithful that Hinckley died a happy, healthy man--at least for his age (that is, before dying of CAUSES INCIDENT TO AGE):

"Two years ago this month, he underwent laparoscopic surgery to remove colon cancer. While a traditional colectomy requires five to eight days in the hospital and an at-home recovery of at least six weeks, the laparoscopic surgery hospital stay is usually two to four days and individuals can often return to work in two or three weeks.

"True to form for the energetic, globe-trotting leader, President Hinckley flew to Chile two months later in March 2006 to rededicate the Chilean temple. During the ceremonies, he alluded to his recent operation, quipping he would not recommend it to anyone.

"'President Hinckley was at his best," Elder L. Tom Perry of the Council of the Twelve said moments after the first dedication session adjourned. 'He conducted the entire session. Gave the dedicatory prayer. You wouldn't know he had ever been ill. His vigor was absolutely amazing.'

"His health has been the topic of speculation off and on among Church members ever since, particularly during semi-annual General Conferences of the church held each April and October. Less than a month after his Chilean trip in 2006, he stood at the podium in the LDS Conference Center during the Sunday morning session of the 176th annual General Conference and--in a rare departure from his usual sermons on gospel topics--reflected on his personal life.

"The speech was widely considered by members as a farewell of sorts that he was able to deliver personally. He mentioned his age frequently in public during the last five years of his life, almost as a way of preparing church members for his death and assuring them he was at peace with whatever timing would be his. After the death of his wife, Marjorie, in 2004, he periodically spoke movingly of missing her.

"More recently, President Hinckley presided and spoke at the August funeral of his beloved second counselor, President James E. Faust, noting the sadness that his passing meant to him personally. He spoke again publicly during October's semi-annual general conference, but delivered fewer and shorter speeches than he had previously done during the two-day event.

"He presided and offered brief remarks at the funeral of Sister Inis Hunter in late October, then spoke again during the First Presidency Christmas Devotional in December at the Conference Center, in what would be his last major public address. He sent a message that was read by President Thomas S. Monson, first counselor in the First Presidency, at the funeral of billionaire businessman and philanthropist James Sorenson last week."

(LDS President Gordon B. Hinckley Dies at Age 97: LDS President Met Call with Humility, Vigor," in "Deseret News," 27 January 2008, emphasis added)



And then he suddenly up and died.

Why was that, do you suppose?

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Now, some backstory information that, as far as I know, was not necessarily reported through the general-consumption media.

In stark contrast to the Mormon Church's carefully-crafted-and-approved-for-publication version of events, I have been informed on good authority that Hinckley didn't die from old age itself but, rather, from the destructive effects of chemotherapy resulting from his treatment for colon cancer.

I was told, in other words, that Hinckley's sudden decline (where he went from actively communicating and waving his cane around to a rapid slide into death), resulted not from being 97 years old. It was (so this alternative version of events goes), from succumbing to the adverse effects of medical treatment he received from those assigned the task of killing his cancer.

What may have possibly happened instead was the killing of the Lord's prophet. If so, then it must have been God's will.

In fact, the Mormon Church-owned weekly newspaper supplement, the "Church News," did acknowledge that Hinckley had been receiving chemotherapy treatments for his cancer. That fact, however, was not reported in the wake of his death until several days after he had breathed his last:

"After a long life of dedicated service to God and his fellowman, President Gordon B. Hinckley died Jan. 27 of CAUSES INCIDENT TO AGE. He was 97. . . .

"President Hinckley ended his mortal journey Sunday at 7 p.m. in his apartment, surrounded by his five children and other family members. In past months the beloved Church leader had lost strength, making fewer appearances and most recently using a wheelchair, though not entirely giving up his well-employed cane. . . .

"His dedication of the Utah State Capitol Jan. 4 was his last public appearance. He kept up with his daily work schedule until the last week of his life.

"Two years ago, on Jan. 24, 2006, he underwent laparoscope surgery in a bout with cancer of the large intestine. Although he recovered well and completed the subsequent chemotherapy, on Tuesday, Jan. 22, he underwent what was called a 'follow-up chemotherapy.' A day or two later, he began feeling weaker. On Friday, Jan. 25, at the funeral of LDS inventor and philanthropist James L. Sorenson, President Thomas S. Monson, first counselor in the First Presidency, announced that President Hinckley was not feeling well. After that, he continued to decline. . . .

"On Nov. 2, 2007, he became the longest-lived president of the Church, which by then had a membership of 13 million."

Hmmmmmm. Nothing like giving chemotherapy to a 97-year-old to end that "longest-living" record thing.

(John L. Hart, "Church News" associate editor, "President Hinckley Ends Mortal Journey: Life Marked by Testimony, Vigor, Personal Warmth and Courage," in "Church News," 2 February 2008, emphasis added)

Interestingly enough, I was also told that, according to inside family sources, Hinckley actually died that Sunday afternoon around 3 p.m., although his reported time of death was announced in the Mormon-owned press as having occurred some four hours later. What accounts for that seeming discrepancy--if it actually is one--I don't know. Where's the Holy Ghost when you need it?

(The above information, by the way, came to me from someone who was in a position to know the Hinckley family with some degree of personal familiarity).

Could it be that Hinckley actually died not of old age, per se, but of CAUSES INCIDENT TO CHEMOTHERAPY?
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Wednesday, Apr 18, 2012, at 07:09 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: E
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Earth: One of many worlds that God has created. The earth was formed during "a creative period [that] was of relatively short duration" and has a "temporal existence" of a mere 7,000 years. This earth is special because it is the one to which Jesus came in mortality; this had to be so because people on earth were the only ones wicked enough to kill their Savior.

Easter:A Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus. For Mormons, this is generally marked by Easter candy, ham and funeral potatoes, and possibly some Christ-centered talks in sacrament meeting.

Eden: The place in what is now Missouri where Adam and Eve dwelt in innocence until Eve "chose wisely in accordance with the heavenly law of love for others" to disobey God's commandment and thus bring mortality into the world. But it's OK because God didn't really want them to obey.

Education Week: An annual event at BYU where church members pay money to hear motivational and faith-promoting talks from moonlighting seminary and institute teachers whose books are available for purchase. (Disclaimer: BYU does not guarantee that any education will be provided during said week.)

Egypt: Land of Pharaohs, Pyramids, and incredible insights into astronomy, such as how the sun borrows its light from Kolob, and ancient languages, such as the meaning of the Chaldean word "Rahleenos."

Egyptian: A hieroglyphic script used in ancient Egypt that was fortunately translated brilliantly by Joseph Smith before he had heard of the Rosetta Stone.

Egyptus: A black woman who was the wife of Ham and the founder of Egypt. Had she not survived on the ark, we would never have known black people were cursed.

Elder: A term of respect for older, wiser believers whose experience and wisdom are to be respected. Also the title given to inexperienced teenagers before they go on their missions. Often mistaken as the first name of every missionary.

Elect: "The elect are those who love God with all their hearts and live lives that are pleasing to him. Those who live such lives of discipleship will one day be selected by the Lord to be among his chosen children." (Note: Does not apply to those who haven't received the ordinances of the LDS temple. Sorry, Mother Teresa.)

Elias: The Greek form of Elijah used in the New Testament. Joseph Smith taught that Elias was not Elijah but a different prophet who "apparently lived in the days of Abraham." This teaching has nothing to do with Joseph's ignorance of Greek. He later explained that Elias was not a name but a descriptive title meaning "forerunner" or "restorer." This teaching has nothing to do with Joseph having recently studied Greek.

Elijah: The Hebrew form of Elias. Elijah is not a title but refers to a specific Old Testament prophet who appeared in the Kirtland temple and restored the power to seal men and (multiple) women together eternally, though slightly too late to cover for Joseph Smith's relationship with Fanny Alger.

Elohim: The given name of God, meaning "God." Elohim lived a mortal life on another planet and then was exalted. He now resides on a planet near Kolob with his wives, with whom he begat us spiritually. He was the literal Father of Jesus; Mary's conception was, according to some prophets and apostles, performed by natural means, such as possibly through artificial insemination.

End of the World: A joyous day that all believers look forward to with great anticipation, when sinners will be destroyed and the earth burned by intense fire.

Endless: One of God's names. Not to be confused with eternal or unchanging.

Endowment: A ceremony in the LDS temple in which patrons make covenants and learn signs and tokens that are in no way related to the same signs and tokens used in Freemasonry. This ceremony is sacred, not secret, and is accompanied by an obligation of secrecy. As Jeffrey Holland explained, "We do not have penalties in the temple. ... We used to." These penalties are also in no way related to Freemasonry or the aforementioned obligation of secrecy.

Endure: To keep the commandments with exactness until the end of one's mortal life. After one has expended his or her own best efforts, Jesus grants his grace so that they might be saved, but not a minute before.

Enmity: A word meaning "antagonism." Satan, for example, uses his enmity to "take the treasure of the earth, and with gold and silver ... buy up armies and navies, Popes and priests, and reign with blood and horror on the earth!" (Note: The part about Popes and priests has been discontinued; please forget it ever happened.)

Enoch: A prophet so righteous that he and his entire city were taken up into heaven without tasting of death. This does not suggest, however, that he was as righteous as Joseph Smith.

Enos: A Book of Mormon prophet known for spending all day in prayer and for quoting Paul almost 500 years before Paul was born.

Ensign: An official magazine of the LDS church, containing counsel from leaders and sanitized accounts of "faithful history" and cheerful testimony of how happy Mormons are. Often contain such nuggets of wisdom as the call to pay tithing, even if it means you have no money for your family's food. Known for an artistic aesthetic and layout slightly better than those of Watchtower publications.

Envy: What the world feels toward us.

Esaias: The Greek form of Isaiah. Joseph Smith also taught that Esaias was a prophet who lived in the time of Abraham (D&C 84:13). This teaching has nothing to do with Joseph Smith's ignorance of Greek at the time. See also Elias.

Eternal Life: Living together as (polygamous) families in the celestial kingdom, where we will be busy creating worlds and procreating to populate those worlds with our spirit children. This teaching should not be shared with news media.

Evil Speaking of the Lord's Anointed: A grievous sin involving any criticism of church leaders, even if such criticism is true.

Exaltation: The highest degree of the celestial kingdom. Available to black people since 1978. See also Celestial Kingdom.

Excommunication: A punishment involving being cut off from the LDS church. Effective only for those people who care.

Ezekiel: Old Testament prophet who, unbeknownst to most Christians, clearly prophesied about the coming forth of the Book of Mormon.
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Wednesday, Apr 18, 2012, at 07:09 AM
Concise Dictionary Of Mormonism: D
Original Author(s): runtu
CONCISE DICTIONARY OF MORMONISM   -Guid-
Damnation: Getting to the Final Judgment and realizing you're still not a Mormon.

Dance: A church-organized meeting where teenage boys group together and occasionally glance at the group of girls on the other side of the church gym.

Deacon: An office of the Aaronic Priesthood usually conferred on boys at the age of 12. This priesthood office gives boys the authority to pass the bread and water of the sacrament, go on overnight campouts, and get a copy of the For the Strength of Youth pamphlet. Primary classes are replaced by male-only meetings where such important topics are discussed as treating women properly, not marrying anyone of a different race, and not touching your "little factory."

Death, Physical: The end of mortal life, which is caused by the separation of the body and spirit, not biological processes. Death should not be a sad event, as it means that the deceased is in the spirit world mingling with friends and family. Sometimes death results because God needs more missionaries in the spirit world, so much so that He's willing to cause violent, painful deaths and the loss of infants.

Death, Spiritual: Spiritual separation from God, which is a consequence of the Fall of Adam. After physical death, we are reunited with God, and if we do not measure up, we are expelled from His presence, becoming spiritually dead again.

Dedication: A prayer said over a newly constructed place of worship, such as a temple or a law firm.

Deseret: The original name of Utah, derived from the Book of Mormon word for "honeybee." This in no way implies a hive mentality or the existence of drones in the LDS church.

Deseret Alphabet: A phonetic alphabet created under the direction of Brigham Young to help immigrants learn English. Clearly, this was an inspired project, as it is now the official language of the Republic of Molossia.

Deseret Book: Ostensibly a company that produces and sells LDS-related items and is headed by Sheri Dew. LDS General Authorities have over the years supplemented their income by compiling already-published talks into inspirational books (according to one source, some of the Brethren refer to DB as "the cash cow" or "how I bought my cabin"). It is rumored that there is a high rate of cancer and other illnesses among DB employees, which may be related to the high levels of saccharine produced.

Deseret News: Once one of two major newspapers in Utah, which is now focused on LDS Church-related positive "news," stringer reports from KSL reporters and elected mayors, and advertisements for Deseret Book.

Devil: A rebellious son of God who is so opposed to God's plan that he spends all of his time implementing it. Also referred to as Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Michael Ballam.

Dialogue: A publication created to show that alternative voices have a place in the LDS church: in a fringe magazine that no one reads.

Disciple: A follower, preferably one who does not question or use Google.

Disciplinary Council: A "court of love" in which the penitent sinner is questioned by the bishopric or the high council about his or her sins, such as supporting abortion rights or being a homosexual, feminist, or (so-called) intellectual. This council then confers to determine if you are worthy to remain in the church and, if so, at what level you can participate.

Discipline: The result of a disciplinary council, which can range from probation (not taking the sacrament or going to the temple) or disfellowshipping (prohibition from participating in church functions), to excommunication (removal of the person's name from the records of the church, loss of saving ordinances, and denial of the companionship of the Holy Ghost). Excommunications are far less common than they used to be, as the church has discovered that excommunicants generally do not return to the church.

Dispensation: A period of time during which God reveals His will to His prophets. The current dispensation is the last one before the Second Coming of Christ and is referred to as the "dispensation of the fullness of times." This means that the church will never go astray, and what the prophet says is God's revealed will, even he says it in an offhand remark in a 60 Minutes interview.

Divination: "Any superstitious method of trying to discover the course of future events. Such practices have been found among all nations and in every age; they are frequently condemned in scripture" (Bible Dictionary). (Note: Divination does not refer to peepstones or divining rods, which are acceptable in the sight of God because they do not involve superstition.)

Divorce: A legal proceeding that dissolves a marriage when necessary. The LDS church does not interfere with members' rights to divorce. However, to emphasize the serious nature of such actions, the church requires a long process of petitioning the First Presidency for a cancellation of a temple sealing. Until such a time, divorced spouses are still married eternally in the sight of God.

DNA: A substance by which ancestry and paternity can be determined. Cannot be applied to Nephite/Lamanite populations or the alleged children of Joseph Smith.

Doctrine: What the church is teaching today. Pronouncements and revelations from prior prophets are superseded by materials approved by the Correlation Committee, who are the only representatives of Christ on earth authorized to declare doctrine.

Doctrine and Covenants: A compilation of revelations from Joseph Smith that have been extensively rewritten and sanitized for public consumption. Once published with the Lectures on Faith, which were doctrinal expositions by church leaders that have been deemed to conflict with current doctrine.

Dusting Off One's Feet: An act that symbolizes that the dustee has been left to his or her fate by the dusters. Most often occurs when missionaries discuss the LDS church with people who have access to the Internet.